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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Kayfabe or not, hell no

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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Alan Smithee posted:

is Canada okay jesus christ

lol we've got big problems but nobody notices because of the total shitshow next door

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Out of all the poo poo that never happened, that never happened the most.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Alan Smithee posted:

is Canada okay jesus christ

Tim Horton, the guy that started the chain that would come to dominate lovely coffee and donut shops in Canada, was killed while driving drunk. It's kind of our thing.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

it was me, I reported them

edit: and I'll do it again!

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

is Canada okay jesus christ

No. Our dumbest conservatives are unbelievably horny for your culture war bullshit

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

priznat posted:

Tim Horton, the guy that started the chain that would come to dominate lovely coffee and donut shops in Canada, was killed while driving drunk. It's kind of our thing.

quote:

Not wearing a seatbelt, Horton was found 123 ft (37 m) from the car.

:stare:

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

But he absolutely stuck the landing. No one ever mentions that part.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Can you even imagine your wife waking up in tears, saying "what happened to our freedom"

Seriously, try to picture it

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

priznat posted:

I love this idiot tried to win the Conservative Party leadership in Canada thinking he could trade off his celebrity and didn’t even come in the top 5. He’s the epitome of a dumb business luck idiot thinking he’s some kind of economic savant. Just a complete loudmouth fool. I hope this leads to his properties being more scrutinized in the future.

Moreover, he bailed out of the race because he realized he had to be bilungual and speak French at the debates and was like "I'm a lazy piece of poo poo, gently caress that noise." And then him and his wife ran over a couple in their giant mega yacht and murdered them.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Yeah, the metric system is pretty stupid.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

he died as he lived

doing donuts

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Alan Smithee posted:

he died as he lived

doing donuts

So that's why there are holes in them.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


My wife has the gift of premonition. Last night she woke up crying, asking "would you still love me if I had fish for feet"

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Avirosb posted:

So that's why there are holes in them.

They don't call them fast food for nothing.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
what indeed happened

not the thing i dreamd up

or did it

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


priznat posted:

Remember the time he drunkenly crashed a boat, killing someone, then swapped places with his wife so she took the fall? Yeah he's a real peach.

It was a richy rich lake, they were drunk, and the boat they hit was some other rich dumbo who decided to turn all their lights off at night so they could “stargaze”.

Rich fools killing other rich fools.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Edit: I don't want to start a derail.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
"What happened to our freedom?" she asked.
"1984."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Alan Smithee posted:

he died as he lived

doing donuts

:parrot:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

It was a richy rich lake, they were drunk, and the boat they hit was some other rich dumbo who decided to turn all their lights off at night so they could “stargaze”.

Rich fools killing other rich fools.

send all of north america's richies to Lake Guillotine

including that mexican dude who killed the popstar

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Escape From Noise posted:

Is it weird that I think someone else tried to write this in Trump's voice?


"So let me get this straight." -- Failure to :yooge: like Trump right off the bat. Authentic Trump posting doesn't do any setup at all, he just launches 100% into a rant as if you and he were in mid-conversation about this topic already.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Serious_Cyclone posted:

"So let me get this straight." -- Failure to :yooge: like Trump right off the bat. Authentic Trump posting doesn't do any setup at all, he just launches 100% into a rant as if you and he were in mid-conversation about this topic already.

Yeah. That was my reaction. Too conservative mom blog.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Asterite34 posted:

Johnson wouldn't dare break the sacred, inviolable (Known Pedophile)Hastert Rule!
McCarthy didn't break the (Known Pedophile) Hastert rule last time, a rule that states that, according to the GOP Whip, a bill should not be brought to the floor unless a majority of the GOP caucus will vote for it. A majority of the GOP voted for the CRs, it's just that the Freedom Caucus went NO gently caress YOU and kicked McCarthy out of the Speaker role.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Lol.

McCarthy.

Lmfao

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Alan Smithee posted:

he died as he lived

doing donuts

We call them Timbits for a reason.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



CannonFodder posted:

McCarthy didn't break the (Known Pedophile) Hastert rule last time, a rule that states that, according to the GOP Whip, a bill should not be brought to the floor unless a majority of the GOP caucus will vote for it. A majority of the GOP voted for the CRs, it's just that the Freedom Caucus went NO gently caress YOU and kicked McCarthy out of the Speaker role.

Let's be clear: the Dems ALLOWED the HFC to kick him out because he ONCE AGAIN was talking poo poo after making a deal with them, and they were completely sick of Kevin

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Becca WOKE


She knew she forgot something, but what...


SAILOR!!

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I had a dream last night that I was driving a car down into a secret facility underneath an aquarium where I was gonna get to meet the Addams Family

I too have the gift of premonition, I will tell y’all what it was like to meet uncle fester

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





TulliusCicero posted:

Let's be clear: the Dems ALLOWED the HFC to kick him out because he ONCE AGAIN was talking poo poo after making a deal with them, and they were completely sick of Kevin

I mean he also reneged on his agreement.

JeffLeonard
Apr 18, 2003

TV Violence

Nocheez posted:

But he absolutely stuck the landing. No one ever mentions that part.

loving :lol:

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Strong Sauce posted:

I mean he also reneged on his agreement.

Thank you for reminding me how much he was even more of a duplicitous fuckwad

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
so is the georgia case being thrown out because of a sex scandal or not?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Junk posted:

so is the georgia case being thrown out because of a sex scandal or not?

That would be extremely stupid

I haven't seen anything about it at all mainstream since the thread discussed it

Seems chuds don't even care

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Junk posted:

so is the georgia case being thrown out because of a sex scandal or not?

yeah

actually, all the cases against Trump have been thrown out and the US is paying him 4 plus $Billion for the trouble. Also, Joe Biden is stepping down, and Engoron has to write an apology letter.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Escape From Noise posted:

Is it weird that I think someone else tried to write this in Trump's voice?


too many commas

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

kazil posted:

yeah

actually, all the cases against Trump have been thrown out and the US is paying him 4 plus $Billion for the trouble. Also, Joe Biden is stepping down, and Engoron has to write an apology letter.

well its about time we saw some real justice for these travesties

beef sweat
Jan 1, 2013


I’ve never once seen a clip of this idiot fuckhead not humiliating himself. He is a walking, talking fwd fwd fwd re re email from an estranged, brainwormed relative.

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Lmao that he and his wife's nightmare is the Feds raid their Doomsday prepper hoarder house

Holy poo poo these people need lives

Dude you are a House member old and white, probably wealthy too

They ain't doing poo poo to you

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