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borgnar
Dec 30, 2018

Oscar Wild posted:




While you were loving and sucking in college, Neri Oxman was studying the blade

https://dspace.mit.edu/handle/1721.1/59192

they did this by forge welding a high carbon steel edge into a softer iron spine, the same way 90% of swords in the entire world were made up till like the late 1700s

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Jon Pod Van Damm posted:

Did you mean to say Comrade, Comrade?







you may not like it, but this is what peak economic efficiency looks like.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Now show the toothpaste aisle

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
if i can't get bubblegum flavored toothpaste with a spongebob on it i will overthrow your government.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


canned tomato industry not getting the fair competition it needs to improve and modernize. sad to see

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/420joke/status/1744772235561259070





Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Milo and POTUS posted:

Now show the toothpaste aisle

i remember a couple of these "gotcha" photo ops, one of these dudes was straight up at a restaurant supply place where the model literally is just walls of the same product, whether you're in cuba or ameriKKKa

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Why is the Angry Video Game Nerd in a Cuban restaurant supply store? WHAT WAS HE THINKING?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
also if the shelves are empty in an american store that's socialism

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Animal-Mother posted:

Why is the Angry Video Game Nerd in a Cuban restaurant supply store? WHAT WAS HE THINKING?

oh is that the exact one, lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

:nsallears:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/CallyGingrich/status/1741664071127097503

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

I use his kettlebell routines

In one of them he pauses to make a weird joke about "metrosexual hand creams"

Son of Thunderbeast has issued a correction as of 05:13 on Jan 12, 2024

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I use his kettlebell routines

In one of them he pauses to make a weird joke about "metrosexual hand creams"

it's just a given that someone you are following for anything related to physical fitness is going to have some ideas

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
for sure. I had to stop and lol the first time though because who says metrosexual anymore

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

pounded in the butt by the little dude on my shoulder

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
based greenland

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

RandomBlue posted:

when do we go to war with terf island?

e: again I mean

It blew my mind to find out the war of 1812 was because Britain wouldn't stop kidnapping American sailors.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Nap Ghost

Sherbert Hoover posted:

it's just a given that someone you are following for anything related to physical fitness is going to have some ideas

A friend of mine used to follow a bunch of different lady fitness influencer types. She told me that in the space of like, a month, more than one of them just casually dropped that they regularly put cum in their protein smoothies. Just like, no biggie, one more ingredient into the blender on top of the kale and whey powder.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Gripweed posted:

It blew my mind to find out the war of 1812 was because Britain wouldn't stop kidnapping American sailors.

QQ

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
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inbred pedo island moron loves kidnapping and enslavement

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

for sure. I had to stop and lol the first time though because who says metrosexual anymore

He probably wanted to say faggy OP

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

Ron's a bottom?!?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Nap Ghost

trilljester posted:

Ron's a bottom?!?

The man is out in public wearing high heels, this was never in question.

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001


I mostly remember this guy as being Tim Ferris associated, with lots of “these are the kgb secrets, da” kind of talk

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

One More Fat Nerd posted:

A friend of mine used to follow a bunch of different lady fitness influencer types. She told me that in the space of like, a month, more than one of them just casually dropped that they regularly put cum in their protein smoothies. Just like, no biggie, one more ingredient into the blender on top of the kale and whey powder.

where do they get the cum. is it their so jerking off into the blender or

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023
Wanna put his tender
Cum in a blender
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

I took a Sambo class that really kicked my rear end and I was breathing hard and the guy told me "Close your mouth, there are girls here."

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Tsitsikovas posted:

Wanna put his tender
Cum in a blender
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion

rendezvous - now here, drink my goo

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



The Oldest Man posted:

where do they get the cum. is it their so jerking off into the blender or

Buddy, if you don't know where to get cum by now I don't really know what to tell you.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Nap Ghost

The Oldest Man posted:

where do they get the cum. is it their so jerking off into the blender or

If I'm remembering right, one said she had a gay bodybuilder friend who froze his for her and delivered it regularly (what the gently caress??). The other got it from her (giant, roided out) husband fresh every morning.

Which I mean, like, good for them, but its weird to pretend that's a health and fitness thing and not a sex thing.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
it can be both sexual and fitness related. people who do it for both reasons typically identify as bi.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
I drink cum for religious reasons (practicing Slut)

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in them. Whoever drinks my jizz gets some sick gains.

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

One More Fat Nerd posted:

If I'm remembering right, one said she had a gay bodybuilder friend who froze his for her and delivered it regularly (what the gently caress??). The other got it from her (giant, roided out) husband fresh every morning.

Which I mean, like, good for them, but its weird to pretend that's a health and fitness thing and not a sex thing.

you cant nonconsensually involve other people in your kink if you admit thats what youre doing

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Animal-Mother posted:

I took a Sambo class that really kicked my rear end and I was breathing hard and the guy told me "Close your mouth, there are girls here."

leaving your mouth open in western russia is similar to doing the downs syndrome bent wrist thing in the us like it's got a much stronger negative connotation than it does here
so does smiling without an obvious reason, it's a sign you're being deceptive or are retarded

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FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

One More Fat Nerd posted:

If I'm remembering right, one said she had a gay bodybuilder friend who froze his for her and delivered it regularly (what the gently caress??). The other got it from her (giant, roided out) husband fresh every morning.

Which I mean, like, good for them, but its weird to pretend that's a health and fitness thing and not a sex thing.

lol she's doing spooge roids

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