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notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Grace Baiting posted:

has anyone said exchange traded fraud coin yet though

I believe you misspelled Bitcoin again

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

notwithoutmyanus posted:

I believe you misspelled Bitcoin again

It's spelled buttcoin

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's spelled buttcoin

what did you just say?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

What if I coined a butt? Would that be possible?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Escape From Noise posted:

What if I coined a butt? Would that be possible?

you cant coin a butt but you can moon it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
has anyone coined buttcoin

for real has anyone made it a real thing

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

coin of butt

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Derek Smart has moved on from being mad about spaceship JPEGs in the Chris Roberts ‘Verse to being mad about ApeChains in the Mocaverse

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

smellmycheese posted:

Derek Smart has moved on from being mad about spaceship JPEGs in the Chris Roberts ‘Verse to being mad about ApeChains in the Mocaverse



he should be forced to change his name

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
CASE STUDY: that poo poo (ts)

overview:
* too many words
* tl;dr
* butt
* coin

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



im just so tired of all these mocaverse apechains

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

smellmycheese posted:

Derek Smart has moved on from being mad about spaceship JPEGs in the Chris Roberts ‘Verse to being mad about ApeChains in the Mocaverse



being able to parse this garbage constitutes a failure of the voight-kampf test

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023


qirex posted:

voight-kampf test

named after famed researchers Jon Voight and Mein Kampf

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

JAnon posted:

named after famed researchers Jon Voight and Mein Kampf

drat

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

FAUXTON posted:

he should be forced to change his name

:agreed:

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

qirex posted:

being able to parse this garbage constitutes a failure of the voight-kampf test
describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about...your money

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
my money? you want me to tell you about my money?

*blam*

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



buttcard searching the blockchain for evidence. go back 200 transactions. 40. decode that from base64. and its all that pic of a horse playing saxophone

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
finds a TX and takes it to deviant art to trace it, the old guy behind the counter IDs it as a dog dick coffee table commission

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Jan 13, 2024

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
too bad she won't funge. but then again, who does?

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
gaff issuing nfts of origamis

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



have you ever bought a coin? gains

have you ever sold a coin? gains

do you know what arbitrage means? interlinked

gains within gains interlinked

youre not even close to baseline, i want you to buy 5000 eth

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
all those moments will be lost in time, like my apes

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
im funging right now and there's nothing you can do to stop me

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

SubG posted:

all those moments will be lost in time, like my apes

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



SubG posted:

all those moneys will be lost in time, like my apes

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

SubG posted:

all those moments will be lost in time, like my apes

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Boxturret posted:

im funging right now and there's nothing you can do to stop me

So, don't stop me now
Don't stop me
'Cause I'm fungin' an apechain, fungin' an apechain!

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

smellmycheese posted:

Derek Smart has moved on from being mad about spaceship JPEGs in the Chris Roberts ‘Verse to being mad about ApeChains in the Mocaverse



here are the statistics showing that this crypto project is dumb and doomed to failure, unlike the other crypto projects such as

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Qwertycoatl posted:

here are the statistics showing that this crypto project is dumb and doomed to failure, unlike the other crypto projects such as

Mount Gox

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Woah. Okay. REAL butts are actually are good and have real application unlike these over hyped shitcoins!

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Levine's assortment of headlines stuck at the end of his newsletter usually has a few fun ones:


  • Employee’s Lawsuit Calls Financial Firm ‘Alcohol-Fueled Sexual Cauldron.’
  • Blocked Toilets Close Eton, Boarding School for Britain’s Elite Sons. 

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

sorry I work at the sex-fueled booze cauldron, folks get us mixed up all the time

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

infernal machines posted:

my money? you want me to tell you about my money?

*blam*

you see a whale on the beach but you're not helping

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Alan Smithee posted:

you see a whale on the beach but you're not helping

not helping what

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Alan Smithee posted:

you see a whale on the beach but you're not helping

step away Mr McAfee

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
the gently caress is a buttcoin?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

kalensc posted:

  • Employee’s Lawsuit Calls Financial Firm ‘Alcohol-Fueled Sexual Cauldron.’

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

FAUXTON posted:

not helping what

fetching the dynamite

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The amount of sex happening in the cauldron is vastly exaggerated.

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