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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he tore his tit

torn titty sidelines so many careers

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

i would rather be his posting pal

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Eat My Fuc posted:

i’m surprised nobody’s gold dug tony khan yet, I wish I was a hot girl so I could do it myself with a crumb of pussy and knowledge of 90s AJPW and ECW I could have several homes and never work again.

seems like the young bucks are living the dream of getting money, not working and loving tony

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Eat My Fuc posted:

i’m surprised nobody’s gold dug tony khan yet, I wish I was a hot girl so I could do it myself with a crumb of pussy and knowledge of 90s AJPW and ECW I could have several homes and never work again.

(pressing panic button)

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Eat My Fuc posted:

I wish I was a hot girl

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

i’m surprised nobody’s gold dug tony khan yet, I wish I was a hot girl so I could do it myself with a crumb of pussy and knowledge of 90s AJPW and ECW I could have several homes and never work again.

Willpower problem, you could be there in 3 years with the right mindset yet you're just sitting and reading posts.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Also it's more likely Tony would wire "Seth Rollins" a lot of cash

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
A....crumb of pussy???

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Shinjobi posted:

A....crumb of pussy???

how would you measure it

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

[backs away fastly]

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

The Hell thread has been full of demons ever since Samoa Joe sent the Devil packing.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i love aew and think this thread is fine

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

doing the mickey mouse slicing bread so thin its translucent bit but its pussy

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

JUNGLE BOY posted:

how would you measure it

cagematch ratings according to tony

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Shinjobi posted:

A....crumb of pussy???

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

That DICK! posted:

doing the mickey mouse slicing bread so thin its translucent bit but its pussy

hahaha

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

STONE COLD 64 posted:

i love aew and think this thread is fine

i'm afraid it has crossed the event horizon and the laughter of tony echos throughout the halls of the damned

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
tony i know your reading this thread...... give danhausen the belt

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

That DICK! posted:

doing the mickey mouse slicing bread so thin its translucent bit but its pussy


Lmfao

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


lol

Dragonshirt
Oct 28, 2010

a sight for sore eyes

CHaKKaWaKka posted:

The Hell thread has been full of demons ever since Samoa Joe sent the Devil packing.

Dragonshirt
Oct 28, 2010

a sight for sore eyes

That DICK! posted:

doing the mickey mouse slicing bread so thin its translucent bit but its pussy

gold mine

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The Hardys loving suck.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
yep

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



lol

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

If AEW keeps signing people who can actually work for the women's division then the people who can't are gonna get real loud.

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


MJeff posted:

The Hardys loving suck.

Passive Aggressive Whiny Twitter Jeff is narrowly edging out Babyface MJF as my least favorite wrestler character.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

MJeff posted:

The Hardys loving suck.

free Mark Briscoe

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I thought Matt specifically pivoted towards the wacky Broken gimmick because he knows he's too broken down and old to be wrestling normally but nope he apparently thinks its still the year 2000.

UnleashedDad
Jan 14, 2022

hi im tony. did you know that a koala's appendix is about two meters long.

Seams posted:

I thought Matt specifically pivoted towards the wacky Broken gimmick because he knows he's too broken down and old to be wrestling normally but nope he apparently thinks its still the year 2000.

Matt absolutely knows they are broken down and that his brother burned his last bridge, it’s just cope.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MJeff posted:

The Hardys loving suck.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Put em in RoH and give the tv time to Top Flight and Private Party for a few months

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I'm glad Reby is dropping his rear end

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Gumball Gumption posted:

I'm glad Reby is dropping his rear end

Don’t fall for it it’s a kink thing

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

i thought tiny con loved mark briscoe why is he tying him up with those two anchors you hosed up tony

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

NienNunb posted:

Don’t fall for it it’s a kink thing

Uh today she made a TikTok where she puts on an old Edge shirt. Pretty sure they're loving done, it's real, and all the smartest people are being proven correct by history

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Who could possibly care

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

oh no my parasocial relationship's relationship is in danger

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Gumball Gumption posted:

Uh today she made a TikTok where she puts on an old Edge shirt. Pretty sure they're loving done, it's real, and all the smartest people are being proven correct by history

Never forget the hardys are the carniest

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