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Well you can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister.
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# ? Jan 1, 2024 16:48 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 11:54 |
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SirPablo posted:To the Poteennium. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBcQMPCoz7o&t=26s
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# ? Jan 1, 2024 18:25 |
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So do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant sack?
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# ? Jan 1, 2024 18:36 |
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Happy Newmanniun!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZaSgnYLceQ
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# ? Jan 1, 2024 18:38 |
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Palmtree Panic, no offense, but this post is a little *pbrtbrtbrtbrt* out there.
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 02:59 |
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Cause if you don't get that return, that's a pretty big matzoh ball hanging out there.
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 14:47 |
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I don't want a movie hot dog, I want a Papaya King hot dog!
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 20:19 |
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This hotdog's been here since the silent era. You'd have to be insane to eat it.
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 21:35 |
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Palmtree Panic posted:This hotdog's been here since the silent era. You'd have to be insane to eat it. So you heard that I was in a car accident and then decided to stop off for some Jujuyfruit?
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 23:06 |
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May I have one of those, madam?
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 23:38 |
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Shut up you old bag!
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 02:24 |
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TWIX!
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 14:14 |
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Moe, Sol, or... Lem is not gonna get away with this!
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 18:57 |
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Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 19:44 |
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I've been lying to you for three days and now you're all screwin' me!
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 20:12 |
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That drat deli! That’s the last time they screw up one of my orders!
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# ? Jan 4, 2024 00:59 |
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Don't forget your steamed broccoli.
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 23:17 |
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Vile weed!
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 23:22 |
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"Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah!"
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 23:31 |
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You know what? NO SOUP FOR YOU! ONE YEAR!
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 15:29 |
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You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 16:38 |
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Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 19:03 |
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I just realized, you never gave me back the change from the tolls.
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 23:43 |
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Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles and cans in the trunk, nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles and cans. At ten cents a bottle and ten cents a can, we're pulling in five hundred dollars a man!
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 02:54 |
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rip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-nNRJ-w_0s SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 03:38 |
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Vertical Lime posted:rip "I know. I like to encourage intruders."
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 04:08 |
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He got kiboshed
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 05:25 |
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Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you.
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 08:23 |
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Do you think Im a clown, Nedda?
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 08:36 |
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Does anyone smell cherry?
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 04:30 |
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Do I smell? Pantene!?
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 04:49 |
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You can smell me without the drink.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 05:16 |
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You stink.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 12:07 |
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The first thing we’re gonna do is flush the follicles with five essential oils. Then we put you under a vapor machine, then a heated cap. Then we shampoo and shampoo and condition and condition. Then we saturate the hair in diluted vinegar — two parts vinegar, ten parts water. Now, if that doesn’t work, we have one last resort: Tomato sauce.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 14:24 |
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Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:56 |
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H, E, DOUBLE N, IIIIII....
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 22:09 |
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Sauce me!
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 15:03 |
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You're not wearing a shirt, are ya?
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 20:58 |
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Chili posted:You're not wearing a shirt, are ya? It frees me up. No encumbrances.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 21:50 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 11:54 |
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Anybody see that poster in there? That is weird, wild stuff, huh? Whew!
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 22:02 |