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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Being a narc.

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
practicing sexual healing without a medical license

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Having cold feeties

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Peeing in the pool

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
hating my favorite bands

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


happyhippy posted:

Not having a lit joint ready when I take over my 5 year old to friends place.

Smoking is bad for kids and if you let me know ahead of time I'll have a bowl of thc candies out for them instead

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Walking up or down an escaltor

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Narcing a Being.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Saying that mitch hedberg quote when you see a broken escalator

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.
Filling a bug report for anything I have worked on.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Walking up or down an escaltor

Not walking up or down an escalator if you're able

Keep moving, lazybones. Get out of my way

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
standing on the left side of an escalator.
Stopping in front of me on the sidewalk.
Walking too slow in front of me on the sidewalk.
Walking faster than me on the sidewalk.
Being in any way around me on the sidewalk.


Just get the gently caress out of my way when I'm going down the sidewalk.

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Walking up or down an escaltor

gently caress you, go to jail

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Being mean to service and retail employees gets you life.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Being a cop

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
doing that thing where you reply to a post that's like "is this guy stupid, or is his rear end just full to the brim with poo poo?" and you reply "yes"

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

twistedmentat posted:

Being mean to service and retail employees gets you life.

Deffo, "I'm here to bring your food & try to make a nice ambience, for everyone, keep your weird episodes to yourself."

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Doing anything that I don’t like or inconveniences me in any way

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Ordering a steak well done

Just a small fine for medium well

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


breathing on me

breathing near me

breathing around me

just breathing in general.

DONT.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
when girls do that thing when they get in the pool and they pretend like they're putting their hair in a ponytail and have the time of their life

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Debunk This! posted:

breathing on me

breathing near me

breathing around me

just breathing in general.

DONT.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Drunk driving

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Murder

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Being weird

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



:wrong:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
woodlice.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

get this fucker

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Being normal

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Lamp.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

now that's more like it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Using leeches for medicine without a license.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
sprinkling turmeric on your food without first tasting it to see how turmericy it is already

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Driving around residential areas with incredibly loud music, especially at night

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Playing loud music below me or slamming on the floors above me.
Straight to prison.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
not eating pussy

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Mister Speaker posted:

not eating pussy

this!!!

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

punching

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Mister Speaker posted:

not eating pussy

:hai:

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




maybeadracula posted:

Speakerphone in public

This, and also watching videos or listening to music in public without using headphones. I don't want to hear your lovely taste in media while I'm trying to shop.

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