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DODGING JUSTICE
Cartoon published 01/10/2024

On the fateful day of January 6, Ray Epps urged protestors to go ‘in’ to the Capitol. He yelled that over and over. Everyone who did go into the Capitol ended up getting identified, arrested, and handed outrageously long prison sentences by Obama judges. Not Epps. He got one year of probation and a $500 dollar fine. I’m still convinced he was working for the FBI and most likely he was secretly spying on the ‘Oath Keepers,’ when he was a leading member of that organization.

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There’s less secrecy when it comes to Anthony Fauci. He’s obviously a sadistic arch criminal who sent US taxpayer money to a bioweapons lab in communist China in order to make functional a virus that ended up killing millions. Millions more were killed by side effects from a deadly experimental vaccine that did not stop Covid, nor did it it stop its spread. Fauci profited handsomely from the planned-demic, and Bill Gates cleaned up even more. Now the diminutive know-it-all former NIAID director appeared before Congress and stated repeatedly that he ‘can’t recall.’ Fauci will never face justice.

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Another expert dodger is Hunter Biden. Since his daddy was vice president and now resident in the White House, he knew he could get away with anything—and he certainly tried everything including Russian hookers, illegal drugs, illegally obtaining a firearm, blatant money laundering through his amateur paintings, and of course accepting bribe money for his father, otherwise known as the ‘big guy.’ Oh, and don’t forget Hunter’s bag of coke he left in the White House.

If you are part of Team Globalism with ties to the Deep State Swamp, you can easily dodge any legal difficulty thrown at you.

It’s a Big Club, and you and I are not in it.

— Ben Garrison

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HUNTER BIDEN GIVES THE MIDDLE FINGER TO AMERICA
Cartoon published 01/11/2024

House Judiciary members were ready to hold Hunter Biden in contempt of Congress when Hunter himself showed up to express contempt of his own.

He openly mocked the GOP committee members and the American people. It’s funny how the entire Biden family continues to flip America a stiff mid digit—and they always get away with it. Hunter knows he has a stay out of jail free card. As long as the big guy is in the White House, Hunter has little to fear.

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With Hunter’s unexpected appearance, the House descended into disorder and tensions rose. Representative Nancy Mace (R-SC) went off on Biden:

“You are the epitome of white privilege. I think Hunter Biden should be arrested right here, right now and go straight to jail!”

Hunter refused to comment.

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As soon as GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene began to question Hunter, he strode out of the hearing, running away like a petulant child who’d been caught and sent to his room.

“Hunter can’t handle being held accountable for the crimes he has committed,” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. That’s not exactly true. He can handle it and he’s showing contempt for all of us. Hunter will be pardoned before he ever catches sight of a jail cell.

Will the GOP House hold Hunter Biden accountable? It’s doubtful that anyone there will lift a finger to make that happen.

—The GrrrTeam

idonotlikepeas posted:

Lisa Benson

Kellies Nomination: Most Opposite of Reality

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)



Jesus loving Christ.

Pants Donkey posted:

This is a dude casually regretting his country didn’t just annihilate an entire region of people in the manner ones discusses regrets regarding a pest infestation. The comic has an unspeakably Nazi spirit; the kind of naked inhuman honesty you only use when other like-minded monsters are present.

Discendo Vox posted:

Kellies nomination: worst overall

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

Yeah holy poo poo this is literally the Bleached Bones "parody" cartoon.

skeleton warrior posted:

It’s an election year, we’ll figure something out

Edit: also Charlie Kirk has stated that this year they’re going to focus TPUSA on telling everyone what an awful person MLK Jr was and how the 1964 Civil Rights Act should be revealed, so I expect Branco or Varvel is going to jump in that message soon

Discendo Vox posted:

I was going to say with better art this would be a Bors or something, but Bors wouldn't go that far and would be more understated.

skeleton warrior posted:

It’s an election year, we’ll figure something out

Edit: also Charlie Kirk has stated that this year they’re going to focus TPUSA on telling everyone what an awful person MLK Jr was and how the 1964 Civil Rights Act should be revealed, so I expect Branco or Varvel is going to jump in that message soon

Trapezium Dave posted:

Leak, Son of Leak:

They're going to be mad all month.

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)



Jesus loving Christ.

Hunt11 posted:

Well at least we have one category already decided and it hasn't even been 2 weeks into the new year.

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)



Jesus loving Christ.

Hihohe posted:

Kellies:Artist Most deserving of a painful death

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)



Jesus loving Christ

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)



Jesus loving Christ.

Discendo Vox posted:

Quoting that to go with the nomination. Also I'm using the holiday to process 2023 nominees. Pray for mojo (and bless microplastics).

Vib Rib posted:

Love that it's just two pals chattin' while out for a stroll, smiling and walking, passing jokes, talking about how much they want to commit total genocide, as pals do.

PS: it actually probably would have been worse

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)



Jesus loving Christ.

idonotlikepeas posted:

Jeff Danziger

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)



Jesus loving Christ.

Staluigi posted:

yeah this is like some kind classic genre of an absolute brokebrained psychopath who likes to draw in a cutesy classic style

gets you reeling cause you just read goofus and gallant from some 1950s rear end comic style go "if only we known outrage would have been an insufficient deterrent to genocide, we could a just heavy murdered all the Palestinians in one go, gosh golly shuckles wouldn't a that been swell-o-rooney"

World Famous W posted:

goddamn, why won't kirschen give in to old age already?

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)



Jesus loving Christ.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

That he survived that stroke does appear deeply unfortunate.