Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Farts, lol 💩

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

zimbomonkey posted:

Did it used to be bannable to admit that you were posting while high or drunk or am I making that up

If you were drunk and made a stupid post then two days later you made another post in the same thread and ended with "hey I don't know what I was thinking with that last post, I was kinda drunk" yes it was totally possible you'd get banned for that previous post. That happened to people!

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Something Awful needed its years under the Bloody Code to develop into the beautiful utopia where bearded IT dads post in peace alongside anarcho-syndicalist trans furries.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Those are the same groups.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

We can probably get rid of the first one now if it was originally created due to activity levels.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Of all places to get drunk and high - why here?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



More likely they get drunk or high somewhere else, and then get home and decide to do their usual Internet stuff to wind down, only intoxicated.

I used to do that sometimes but never on SA, it was somehow drilled into my subconscious that moderation here was really strict and epic drunk posting was not appreciated

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I do all my posting on DMT.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Eastern standard here

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Empty Sandwich posted:

Eastern standard here

lol

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Dameius posted:

As a refined masticator I only eat elemental Phosphorus, Uranium, two portions of Silicone, and Yttrium.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Bro that's PUSiSiY

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It was the era of the internet where lots of nerds would never not go on about how 'lol I'm so drunk/high right now' because they'd had a can of Mountain Dew, mind. SA was ridiculously but kinda consistently heavy-handed on dumb poo poo that got run into the ground everywhere else.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It was the era of the internet where lots of nerds would never not go on about how 'lol I'm so drunk/high right now' because they'd had a can of Mountain Dew, mind. SA was ridiculously but kinda consistently heavy-handed on dumb poo poo that got run into the ground everywhere else.

That was pretty much the point of the site: don't be like the rest of the internet. Now, big swaths of goon culture are counter-culture backlash to a previous stage of goon culture.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

That was pretty much the point of the site: don't be like the rest of the internet. Now, big swaths of goon culture are counter-culture backlash to a previous stage of goon culture.

Especially since goons absolutely would run everything else into the ground they could get away with.

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Especially since goons absolutely would run everything else into the ground they could get away with.

Turn on your monitor

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

That was pretty much the point of the site: don't be like the rest of the internet. Now, big swaths of goon culture are counter-culture backlash to a previous stage of goon culture.

However we are still not like the rest of the internet. Possibly even more emphatically so.

Phlegmish posted:

More likely they get drunk or high somewhere else, and then get home and decide to do their usual Internet stuff to wind down, only intoxicated.

Why wait to get home? Just post while you're waiting on the bartender, or waiting on your friends who are doing the same.

As a high-powered ADHD-haver just about the only thing I do efficiently is posting.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Lowtax, his mind blown.

Richard, his drapes ruined.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Especially since goons absolutely would run everything else into the ground they could get away with.

Here's a pretty accurate portrayal of the forums circa 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8flLpb3zXA&t=277s

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's a pretty accurate portrayal of the forums circa 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8flLpb3zXA&t=277s

I thought that was going to be one of those TTS lego dude things about D&D circa 2008 or whatever

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I was expecting TLO Roll Call

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Dweezil posted:

Listen, sweetheart, I comprehend you're not very smart and no one here likes you, but for the sake of conversation and trying to insult someone you should atleast get your facts straight.

First off, my dad is dead, so my PARENT hates me. Singular.

Second off, even though i'm younger than you my penis is still probably bigger.

Third off, and this is where I start needing hydration because i'm pretty tired and running low on tissues, everyone here still doesn't like you.

In conclusion, I am willing to offer you seven (7) dollars on behalf of the Automotive Insanity web forum if you will leave and never come back.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
/

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Once the Valium hits your only logical move is to ask for a probe.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

maybeadracula posted:

:yeah:

Even Lost Levels is at least interesting, just not really good as a game

American McGay posted:

Agreed, weirdo sex fetish poster who registered for the forums 2 days after The Bloop was permabanned.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
while that is indeed a lol, how did that particular conflation of information come together in that goon's mind at that particular moment

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Constantly checking and updating vast spreadsheets of ban/registration dates

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Captain Hygiene posted:

Constantly checking and updating vast spreadsheets of ban/registration dates

wouldn't go to bat for the bloop, personally.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

wouldn't go to bat for the bloop, personally.

Go to bat, you say, huh?

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

EorayMel posted:

First off, my dad is dead, so my PARENT hates me. Singular.
/


The most dangerous kind of badass: the pedantic one.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Always appreciate a good username/post combo.

Liquid Chicken posted:

When ya need to cuss like a Warner Brother cartoon or Colonel Potter...



fartknocker posted:

I made the list! :smugdog:

euroshopper
Aug 14, 2021

Captain Invictus posted:

while that is indeed a lol, how did that particular conflation of information come together in that goon's mind at that particular moment

maybeadracula posted:

So you're saying there's tons of extremely specific Pianta porn out there?



Jeez of course there probably is after one second of thought about "the Internet"

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

catching up on threads and seeing permabanned posters and clicking through to find out the reason is always an Experience :stare:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hoping some poster you liked is dead because the alternative is generally worse lol

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Death is a mercy.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
In SA you don't die you just get perma'd for anime diaper porn.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Literally A Person posted:

In SA you don't die you just get perma'd for anime diaper porn.

Except for this guy, registered in 1970 and still standing.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Phlegmish posted:

Except for this guy, registered in 1970 and still standing.

I asked astral to make me a time traveler from the future :(

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

I asked astral to make me a time traveler from the future :(

So you're a time traveller from the future who went too far back?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Inceltown posted:

So you're a time traveller from the future who went too far back?

:unsmith:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Inceltown posted:

So you're a time traveller from the future who went too far back?


Why didn't you warn us all about...everything :arghfist:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Late Unpleasantness
Mar 26, 2008

s m o k e d

Captain Hygiene posted:

Why didn't you warn us all about...everything :arghfist:

No one would have believed goonprojects.txt if we didn't see them happen live. No way telling the rest of it would have been convincing.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply