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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

:)

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jungle Jack banned from WBD airwaves, has to beg Tony's partners for bookings. 😞

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
jungle boy cant draw

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Bungle Boy Hack Perry has begun his excursion

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

I for one welcome the new member of the Bullet Club

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Lol they fired jungle boy for getting attacked by Punk

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Jackie D posted:

Lol they fired jungle boy for getting attacked by Punk

love to see it

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Jackie D posted:

Lol they fired jungle boy for getting attacked by Punk

thats how it works you either the win the shoot fight and keep your job or you lose and get fired because you lost a fight

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
he's in japan now and inoki will rise from the grave just to slap the poo poo out of him

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Jackie D posted:

Lol they fired jungle boy

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
For the record, I don't think there's any chance Jack Perry isn't still a contracted AEW wrestler, but it's very funny that whatever plans he had before got killed and he got exiled to New Japan Strong.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Jack Perry vs. Shota Umino in Chicago is genius booking.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


I mean I think this probably is Tony's idea to run a shoot angle but it's still funny his first appearance since All In is on a Strong PPV

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
A Pillman angle but NJPW is ECW

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's in really poor taste for jack to pull out his old contract that he used to keep sealed in his vault at home and destroy it as a prop. he's going to regret no longer having the original copy to pass down to his children and not that many people even saw this. further proof that he's not a good guy to be around. i wonder how long his partner anna jay will stick around in aew now. she was clearly shaken up in her last appearance during a backstage interview

escape artist
Sep 24, 2005

Slow train coming
Battle of the Belts:

4 title matches


All champions retain.




This is the same script for every Battle of the Belts.

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


escape artist posted:

Battle of the Belts:

4 title matches


All champions retain.




This is the same script for every Battle of the Belts.

Go cry me a river

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

beat my fuckin rear end off.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

MJeff posted:

For the record, I don't think there's any chance Jack Perry isn't still a contracted AEW wrestler, but it's very funny that whatever plans he had before got killed and he got exiled to New Japan Strong.

he ripped up his contract so unless you think they printed out a fake one for him to rip up, he’s gone

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

escape artist posted:

Battle of the Belts:

4 title matches


All champions retain.




This is the same script for every Battle of the Belts.

Who loving cares

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Pylons posted:

Who loving cares

Well he does. Seems obvious

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

JUNGLE BOY posted:

he ripped up his contract so unless you think they printed out a fake one for him to rip up, he’s gone

I do think that.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

MJeff posted:

I do think that.

I mean the first clue was that the contract was like one page

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Pylons posted:

Who loving cares

I care. Clicky cares.

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Cavauro posted:

beat my fuckin rear end off.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Cavauro posted:

eat my fuc

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


fart blood posted:

I mean the first clue was that the contract was like one page

at least two pages. Get your facts right or refrain from posting.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


I'm sure that contract is as legit as the AEW invoice

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
it was the real contract and now he's gone forever and I'm the only one who is brave enough and strong enough to hold my jungle boy jack perry jungle torch alight in solidarity with the jungle man

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
that was clearly a page from the aew talent playbook.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

SatoshiMiwa posted:

I'm sure that contract is as legit as the AEW invoice

They'll add what he was getting paid to the paychecks they're mailing to Dusty Rhodes' grave

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


escape artist posted:

Battle of the Belts:

4 title matches


All champions retain.




This is the same script for every Battle of the Belts.

Hi, I'm Glenn Kessler & I rate this post at 3 Pinocchios. Cagematch tells me this show had 3 matches, as did most Battle of the Belts shows.

BOTB 1 had an interim TNT champion crowned, BOTB 2 saw Guevara beat Scorpio Sky for the TNT Title, BOTB 8 had 4 matches!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

if the contract was fake then we have truly hit a new low in this sport

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

SG Bamboo posted:

I for one welcome the new member of the Bullet Club

Honestly? Have him beat the poo poo out of Finlay and take over if they're not giving it to Kidd. If Jack has a decent worked shoot promo about the 'scapegoat' gimmick, then he's already more interesting.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

to really keep the illusion up they should never let him back on aew tv. that would make it really believable

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I hope he joins the House

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Jungle Boy joins Bullet Club, AEW gets David Finlay in exchange. Wins all around.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

WWE can have Finlay.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

escape artist posted:

Battle of the Belts:

4 title matches


All champions retain.




This is the same script for every Battle of the Belts.
nothing gets by this guy

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

little munchkin posted:

nothing gets by this guy

lol

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