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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Humphreys posted:

SCOOTER! ARE YOU READY!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4w5UjMJAFY

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Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

was(is?) your stepfather Mr. Tulip of The New Firm?

Hahaha holy poo poo that's great. I've read a bunch of Discworld novels but I never made that comparison. He might have appreciated the reference. He was a man of some pretty weird contradictions.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 16:14

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

i sustained drug use injuries while working on modern art

# ? Jan 13, 2024 16:22

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

We regret to inform you that the Helsinki beer tram has derailed.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 19:40

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

can't multi track drift there mate

# ? Jan 13, 2024 19:53

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/SazsyO6.mp4
I�m guessing it�s cgi

# ? Jan 14, 2024 00:43

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/SazsyO6.mp4
I�m guessing it�s cgi

Nah, that's a pet

# ? Jan 14, 2024 01:11

down1nit: Jan 10, 2004; outlive your enemies

Jorath posted:

Some Sequoia varieties require fire to germinate, so while they don't cause/encourage fires, they do require them.

Coast redwoods don't require germination at all, necessarily. They just put a "root" out and grow another entire tree from a node on the root. The seeds are tasty and often underdeveloped even when not eaten, but every once in a while a seed will work just fine. Like 1/100 of em.

Plants are amazing. I wish more people got to work around them. And not just in battling invasives.

# ? Jan 14, 2024 01:12

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

# ? Jan 14, 2024 01:14

Scam Likely: Feb 19, 2021

Propaganda Hour posted:

Nah, that's a pet

Every big city or vaguely tourist location will have at least one "random dude carrying around giant pet snake". NYC has a few, usually albino snakes though.

# ? Jan 14, 2024 01:53

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

PurpleXVI posted:

# ? Jan 14, 2024 01:56

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

OSHA IV: NO SAFETY - SMOKING FIRST

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/ARx9tGU.mp4

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Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

we slidin

# ? Jan 14, 2024 02:23

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

Scam Likely posted:

Every big city or vaguely tourist location will have at least one "random dude carrying around giant pet snake". NYC has a few, usually albino snakes though.

Smart, it�ll be easier to find your snake if you ever lose it.

# ? Jan 14, 2024 02:24

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Swift: Grapevine drift

# ? Jan 14, 2024 02:39

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

# ? Jan 14, 2024 04:02

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ARx9tGU.mp4

Multi-lane swifting :aaa:

# ? Jan 14, 2024 04:06

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

ngl when i first heard the term "swiftie" i thought it meant a swift driver

# ? Jan 14, 2024 05:01

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/P9aJgSc.mp4

# ? Jan 14, 2024 05:45

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

sometimes all you need is quick thinking and an unbalanced trike in the form factor of a truck

# ? Jan 14, 2024 05:46

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

sometimes all you need is quick thinking and an unbalanced trike in the form factor of a truck

the little frame sliders helped as well

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FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

Kith posted:

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Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/P9aJgSc.mp4

No no no no yes yes yes yes no no no no yesssssss

# ? Jan 14, 2024 10:07

ReelBigLizard: Feb 27, 2003; Fallen Rib

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/P9aJgSc.mp4

Americans might not want to admit it, but this is what peak truck actually looks like.

# ? Jan 14, 2024 11:29

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

I don’t want sound like some kind of mod apologist, but here’s how it went down:

Abe toxxes himself to eat his hat. He consults a doctor prior to eating it who warns him it could result in an intestinal blockage that would require surgery. After researching the viability of various kinds of hats, he reasons that Carmen Miranda wore a fruit hat, and so he could do it with a fruit hat. He further reasons that it’s only a pile of fruit if he doesn’t wear it out and about, so he wanders around a local mall with some fruit on his head until some arbitrary amount of time has passed and the fruit on his head has been transubstantiated into a bone fide hat, which he then eats.

Drama ensues because literalist goons are not satisfied and want him to risk his life eating an actual hat for the internet.

I think I would be fine with this solution, provided he eats the entire fruit hat. Pits, stems, peels, etc. Otherwise, he didn't really beat the system, he just ate most of a hat.

# ? Jan 14, 2024 14:25

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Eating a straw hat gradually enough to avoid intestinal blockage would have been more respectable.

# ? Jan 14, 2024 14:33

iwentdoodie: Apr 29, 2005; 🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Isn't he the same one who melted down over fatty jerky and bragged about how a 12yr old was a valid political opponent on Twitter?

# ? Jan 14, 2024 15:16

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Jerky meltdown I�m positive was a different mod. Not sure about 12yr old

# ? Jan 14, 2024 15:31

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

FuturePastNow posted:

Rare Canadian style pizzeria

# ? Jan 14, 2024 15:35

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

that 12 year old cyberbullied him off the internet, it was great

# ? Jan 14, 2024 15:40

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Scratch Monkey posted:

Rare Canadian style pizzeria

Pizz-eh-ria

# ? Jan 14, 2024 15:43

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

iwentdoodie posted:

Isn't he the same one who melted down over fatty jerky and bragged about how a 12yr old was a valid political opponent on Twitter?

You're thinking of Louisgod.

# ? Jan 14, 2024 15:53

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Platystemon posted:

Eating a straw hat gradually enough to avoid intestinal blockage would have been more respectable.

*weaves hat out of ramen & vermicelli*

# ? Jan 14, 2024 17:07

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

There�s a reason I call my cap Macaroni, it�s not just because I stuck a feather in it

# ? Jan 14, 2024 18:01

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

https://i.imgur.com/8Ioj2dY.gifv

# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:31

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8Ioj2dY.gifv

I can see a situation where one would get trapped down there and it's not a fun time

# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:43

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8Ioj2dY.gifv

Touch nothing but the lamp!

# ? Jan 14, 2024 22:10

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Airconswitch: Aug 23, 2010; Boston is truly where it all began. Join me in continuing this bold endeavor, so that future generations can say 'this is where the promise was fulfilled.'

Ventilation? Who needs that?

# ? Jan 14, 2024 22:24

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