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Sagebrush posted:discussions included whether the scene was "contrived and forced",[53] whether the Master Chief had committed a war crime by having sex with a prisoner of war who was unable to properly provide her consent, and whether this was considered as atypical behavior of the Master Chief isnt it ~canon~ that the master chief armor jerks him off or something
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oh my god lmao everyone should click this fuckin link
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thanks i hate it
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Description English: Scene from a "steampunk" convention, The Asylum, Lincoln, England, September 2012
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ColTim posted:While aboard the ship Greyhound, Newton gained notoriety as being one of the most profane men the captain had ever met. In a culture where sailors habitually swore, Newton was admonished several times for not only using the worst words the captain had ever heard, but creating new ones to exceed the limits of verbal debauchery.[11] "captain shitshispants can suck the hog i bugger christ with! that wailing oval office-mouthed son of a pimped whore bitch isn't fit to felch lepers!" / 
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Carthag Tuek posted:isnt it ~canon~ that the master chief armor jerks him off or something no. its just an extremely funny suggestion so everyone prefers it to reality
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Jan 12, 2024 20:53
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haveblue posted:no. its just an extremely funny suggestion so everyone prefers it to reality ah well. hopefully ill forget this
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haveblue posted:no. its just an extremely funny suggestion so everyone prefers it to reality it's called ecstatic truth
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Tinkle (vocal effects provided by Dee Bradley Baker),[3] a sentient and animalistic toilet that is the Star family's other pet. Patrick goes upstairs to get a golf club for his segment involving miniature golf tips while GrandPat goes downstairs to use the downstairs bathroom as GrandPat hates the upstairs bathroom due to the sentient toilet Tinkle.
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ScienceSeagull posted:animalistic Read that as "antisemitic" and I was very confused for a second.
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ScienceSeagull posted:Tinkle (vocal effects provided by Dee Bradley Baker),[3] a sentient and animalistic toilet that is the Star family's other pet. wheres obrien during all this
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The name "danger dog" comes from the perceived lack of food safety precautions taken by the street vendors who sell them, many of which are unlicensed and lack refrigeration.[3]
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Because the physics involved in a motorsports event generally propel the racing vehicles along a certain path, and since the racers tend to work with the forces acting on the vehicle and make course changes while not suddenly confronting the forces in play on the vehicle, their locations at certain points along the track can be predicted and their course of travel extrapolated.
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The Kamikaze is made of equal parts vodka, triple sec and lime juice. Garnish is typically a wedge or twist of lime. Kamikaze (神風) is a Japanese word literally meaning "divine wind". Dozens of variations exist in online databases today.[1] Some include the addition of cane sugar.
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File:Three cats in a Mexican standoff.jpg
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which plays? asking for a friend
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when he gave a copy of the first issue to his wife, she read the first six pages of it, and then threw the book back at him while calling it "the most horrible thing she'd ever read in her life" as he frantically attempted to explain to her that "the crow was sucking cock for a REASON."[3]
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the tragedy and the ecstasy
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Measures to prevent chip fires include:[12][13][14][15] Not using chip pans (making oven chips, microwave chips, or frying in a thermostat-controlled electric deep fryer). Not using chip pans when feeling unwell, or after having taken alcohol or other drugs. Not filling the pan more than 1/3 full; frying food in small amounts. Not leaving the pan unattended, even if the phone or doorbell rings. Turning the handle to the side so as not to accidentally knock it (but not over another hot ring). If the oil or fat starts to smoke, not adding food, turning off the heat immediately, and waiting for it to cool down. Drying food before adding it to the oil, including removing any ice. Adding a small piece of food to test the temperature; if it crisps quickly, the oil is already hot enough. A correct mitigation approach includes:[12][13][16]
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Attempts to extinguish cooking oil fires with water result in a slopover
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I first encountered the phrase "Mexican standoff" in terms of chess games, where opposing pawns came nose to nose, neither one able to capture the other. It seemed to fit in perfectly well among terms like the English Opening, the Scotch Game and the Sicilian Defense.
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oh nice! a wikimedia commons link that's not a penis or vagina.
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akadajet posted:oh nice! a wikimedia commons link that's not a penis or vagina. there are clearly three knobs in that photo though?
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akadajet posted:oh nice! a wikimedia commons link that's not a penis or vagina. wikipedia is fundamentally a way for exhibitionists to show us their junk unsolicited
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Own Work
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The phrase is humorously based on the appearance of the tight-fitting cloth around the male's genitals looking like a small budgie.
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Crescent Wrench posted:when he gave a copy of the first issue to his wife, she read the first six pages of it, and then threw the book back at him while calling it "the most horrible thing she'd ever read in her life" as he frantically attempted to explain to her that "the crow was sucking cock for a REASON."[3] that comic is absolutely garbage, it's an unique skill to create something so edgy and vile, yet boring and joyless. I regret reading anything penned by that dumbass ever.
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The sweets were invented in 1864 by an Austrian immigrant working at Fryers of Lancashire, and were originally marketed as "Unclaimed Babies".
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Various cheeses have been called the king of cheeses.[1] The title is informal
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Captain Hygiene posted:Various cheeses have been called the king of cheeses.[1] The title is informal But what about the Queen of Cheese? https://allpoetry.com/Ode-on-the-Mammoth-Cheese
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boatmurdered
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quote:Their 90s albums The Bends and OK Computer influenced a generation of British acts,[295] including Coldplay, Keane, James Blunt and Travis.[296] Oof.
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The original mailbox was a normal black mailbox; however, due to people constantly sifting through it, it was replaced by a more secure white mailbox.
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Captain Hygiene posted:The original mailbox was a normal black mailbox; however, due to people constantly sifting through it, it was replaced by a more secure white mailbox. the owner got so fed up with people loving with it that he took that one down, put up a lovely black mailbox again, and got a po box for his mail.
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