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MineWay
Jan 14, 2024
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joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



priznat posted:

Looking into Misty Mundae/Erin Brown to see if any of her stuff was on the showcase smut hour and

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck!_The_Carbine_High_Massacre

:stare:

I'm pretty sure I watched that out of morbid curiosity once. It's about as tasteless as you probably expect, but it's so poorly made and acted that it's more boring than offensive.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
The Honeymooners is loving hilarious.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


If anyone is looking for an above average comedy movie, which are few and far between these days, check out Self Reliance on Hulu

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

priznat posted:

Looking into Misty Mundae/Erin Brown to see if any of her stuff was on the showcase smut hour and

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck!_The_Carbine_High_Massacre

:stare:

Sounds like a laugh riot

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
NEW CONTTENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1A9fjoqTn8

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Arc Hammer posted:

You can't just say that and not post the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9X_FmCbrIA

lmao and also The Mother Star is a way better name for the battlestation than the death star so maybe Snyder should have directed one of the sequel trilogy films

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Dijkstracula posted:

lmao and also The Mother Star is a way better name for the battlestation than the death star

What.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Released during the Packers game?!

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Outpost22 posted:

Released during the Packers game?!

Mike will be way too drunk to do it afterwards.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
mike went full kit wanker on this one

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao rich is trying his best to goad mike into murdering him

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
:lmao:

Mike: "Why am I the villian in these?"

Rich: "Cause you're an rear end in a top hat!"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao i completely missed the romulans sending some dude in blackface to replace geordi

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
well it finally happened

mike went full muppet

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
2 of 10?

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao i completely missed the romulans sending some dude in blackface to replace geordi

I think it’s just a black guy

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol whats the question about future imperfect that they both say to skip at end

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao i completely missed the romulans sending some dude in blackface to replace geordi

what is wrong with you

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

did anyone else think mike was going to come out in the wheelchair with the lights

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

what is wrong with you

i'm with mike, its time to cancel the romulan star empire

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

honestly, if they just did star trek trivia from here on out, I wouldn't be that disappointed

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

bitterandtwisted posted:

Saw Dead or Alive with a group as a student. The ending was the hardest I've ever laughed at a movie.
We also watched Ichi the Killer. It sure was something.

I've long meant to get back to Miike movies as he's well regarded but there was some barf-worthy stuff in those two flicks

dont sleep on happiness of the katakuris, its unironically my favorite miike (and i love miike)

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

also lmao how embarrassing

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

I feel like rich evans is really feeling his oats lately. But who can blame him, he's got his poo poo together

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
I actually knew an answer this time. Feel kind of bad about that.

Burns
May 10, 2008

Watching these trivia eps really puts it in perspective that most modern 8 to 10 ep series will never have such rich trivia history available to them.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Jay answering missionary cannot be topped

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What john woo or similar movie has a person attach a shotgun to a string and he tosses it around a corner and pulls the trigger with the string and it kills obviously an entire hallway of idiots like a grenade launcher

ricro
Dec 22, 2008
Mike remembering all that specific Star Trek trivia while being a senile old drunk in every other aspect was on brand. When the day comes that Mike can't recognize Jay and Rich's faces his brain will still respond to specific sequences from TNG

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

was sisu any good? it completely flew under my radar

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

quote:

Trivia revenge is a dish best served with a side of jerk chicken. Hi, I’m Krebs Gorlon the owner/operator of this YouTube channel (not affiliated with MrBeast) and I’m here today to share with you a video. A lovely video indeed about three stunted men in their 40’s that dress up in Star Trek costumes and play a 30-year-old trivia game. Real men are out there in the cold fixing downed electrical lines, savings lives at hospitals, or providing air traffic control for our nations busiest airports. These men are doing this…. In olden days they would have been called “village idiots” perhaps even court jesters. Morons who shame thyselves for the delight of the King. In the 1800’s they would be circus freaks or even clowns – a shameful profession that does nothing for the betterment of the world other than entertain the regular townsfolk while they slurp down turkey legs coated in meat slime. With every stale laugh, stinky belch-filled chuckle, and gape-mouthed pointed finger, a piece of their soul is taken away. If there was any soul to begin with. Today, morons, clowns, court jesters, and idiots are called “YouTubers”. From dimwits opening up a Walmart “toy haul”, to content thieves reacting to “hair dye fails”, and buffoons playing a board game so you can watch them play it, this generation of artless village idiots have a new bell to ring in the town square. Just a digital one that uploads 9,000,000,000,000 hours of new content every second. I’m afraid to say our dear friends at RLM are no different. For this channel is filled with endless tales told by idiots full of sound and fury and signifying nothing but Star Trek trivia and the occasional movie review. This time Mike is out for revenge. In our last battle, Mike was winning and made a crucial mistake in the final question. This prompted the internet to crown Rich Evans as the king of all TNG trivia. Winning by a simple question doth not make one a king of trivia. Showing relentless and consistent knowledge is how to achieve that. I’m afraid to say Mike has and will continue to do that time and time again with surgeon-like precision. Evans, I hate to say it, is on his last leg mentally. Sure, Mike makes a mistake here and there, but his wit and knowledge remain strong and intact. Not much remains in Evans’ soiled soul. His meat sack body is nothing but a rotting bag of regret. Sure, he remembers some things about TNG, but did he retain anything else? Probably not. He’s seen with his own eyes Star Trek turn into a living nightmare and a joke. Star Trek was once a bastion of hope for lonely nerds in High School. If you liked Star Trek The Next Generation (or Star Trek in general) you were relentlessly mocked. Why? Because the show was thoughtful, proposed interesting ideas, and was scientifically methodical. It was the opposite of cool. It was the opposite of an exciting football game or going to a concert and pushing your friends in a mosh pit. Now, Star Trek is a football game and a mosh pit. It’s made for the dimwits who can’t hold their attention for 5 minutes without a joke or a quip or a stupid comment or something exploding or something dumb happening. No, our last sanctuary, if you will, is cuddling up with that warm blanket of nostalgia with a show that will never happen again. Committing each and every episode and it’s details to memory. To save and preserve a glorious time when life was worth living. So sit back and relax. Pour yourself a frosty beverage and watch as the last of the greatest generation mull over trivia questions read to them by a man who is allergic to barbers. Watch two old friends who met in 1995 and bonded over comic books and Star Trek, things that would get you beat up back then but are now cool, push their memories to the limit in a trivia battle for the soul of our nation. - Krebs Gorlon
it's honestly nice to hear from Krebs again

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
mike is right. mike is always right.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Molothecat posted:

was sisu any good? it completely flew under my radar

Total poo poo

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Started watching Ted Lasso. While it's charming and draws a laugh here and there, I don't see how they keep this up for 3 seasons.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

People like dumb TV

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

d00kiemastah posted:

Yeah for sure, I guess the Coens connection is what made me have the thought about a season of serialized TV versus a movie, but I could’ve had the same thought by going from the new Fargo to any really great film. Maybe all I’m rolling around in my head is that TV shows should embrace the advantages of the form, versus how often we just get what amounts to a ten hour movie that’s messy. Let’s get some only semi-serialized genre stuff like X-Files style, that’s where TV’s tendency to need to pad runtime isn’t so much of a weakness. Monster/problem of the week is a fun format that I wish we still saw often. Prestige TV doesn’t allow for less urgent episodes that are mostly just worth watching for character moments I suppose.

I definitely want more shows that mainly exist to present a collection of short stories featuring the same characters in a fixed universe, but I don’t mind prestige tv. Sometimes I wish they were allowed to be BBC show length more often, and sometimes I wish they were just movies, but overall I’m glad they get to exist.

Also, since Fargo worked so well, why the hell don’t we have a Blue Velvet: The Series? Set in and around North Carolina, each season would explore notable menacing and dreamlike occurrences during different time periods. Make the look and feel a pastiche of Lynch’s films and load it up with references. It’s weird enough that Fargo works, so let’s go real nuts here. At very least if it failed I enjoy bitching about it.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

liberals love shows that exist just to reassure them they're good people

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

liberals love shows that exist just to reassure them they're good people

I mean, you’re not wrong… but what is this in response to?

Nobody mentioned the west wing so far as I can tell on this page

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

liberals love shows that exist just to reassure them they're good people

unlike conservatives?

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