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Polls work by phoning up a bunch of weirdos to ask them questions, then scaling the results of that effort based on vibes.
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LOL
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Jan 15, 2024 00:31
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mobby_6kl posted:Trump should be at 0% after everything that's happened. That he's not is extremely concerning. Osama Bin Laden successfully Inception'ed fascism into the brains of like 40% of America
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Jan 15, 2024 00:33
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If only there was a widely-available drug that could rid you of parasites.
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Jan 15, 2024 00:33
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Its roughly as accurate as reading tea-leaves, but costs a bunch more, so they are no doubt, going to keep trying until they hit the "Just right" series of numbers to plug into the bullshit equasion.
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Jan 15, 2024 00:34
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The only polls you should worry about are bullshit ones you make yourself and pack into a nice looking PowerPoint and then post on Twitter to get hoovered up by right wing media outfits because it's not like they're gonna fact check anything. Fill the methodology summary with "ipsum lorem" with an ASCII goatse in the middle and laugh as it goes unnoticed.
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Jan 15, 2024 00:34
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Just a heads up but not every poll is landline only
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Jan 15, 2024 00:34
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Jan 15, 2024 00:34
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5er posted:Not Dennis too now! Sheesh. I came to a realization recently that successful Hollywood actors are especially vulnerable to weirdo propaganda because they haven’t had to live or exist in the real world in decades so they’re free to invent their own. That’s how we ended up with vagina candles and Rob Schneider.
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Jan 15, 2024 00:37
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Philthy posted:Why two months? Do they think they'll somehow grow a useful majority by then? The cynic in me says they want to cause a shutdown but want it to occur as close to the election as possible.
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Jan 15, 2024 00:38
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There are absolutely ways to poll with statistically meaningful results, and it's possible that even now the polls broadly reflects current beliefs. It's that we have to both consider whether the polls are statistically rigorous, and whether those current beliefs will actually look like what happens 11 months from now when people go physically pull the levers.
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Jan 15, 2024 00:38
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Frank Frank posted:I came to a realization recently that successful Hollywood actors are especially vulnerable to weirdo propaganda because they haven’t had to live or exist in the real world in decades so they’re free to invent their own. That’s how we ended up with vagina candles and Rob Schneider.  Living on welfare from Adam Sandler counts as success?
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Jan 15, 2024 00:40
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Frank Frank posted:The cynic in me says they want to cause a shutdown but want it to occur as close to the election as possible. as close to Nov E day so its fresh in everyone's mind that Team R did it?!? or are they stupid enough to thing the Fed. gov. shutting down shuts down elections?
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Jan 15, 2024 00:41
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Frank Frank posted:I came to a realization recently that successful Hollywood actors are especially vulnerable to weirdo propaganda because they haven’t had to live or exist in the real world in decades so they’re free to invent their own. That’s how we ended up with vagina candles and Rob Schneider. Not sure how much the HolIywood bubble had to do with Schneider. Feel like Rob Schneiders annoying rear end in a top hat shtick was probably just never not an act.
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Jan 15, 2024 00:45
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Jan 15, 2024 00:49
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Fabulousity posted:
That was the joke. Rob Schneider is Adam Sandler’s fault the way vagina candles are Gwynneth Paltrow’s
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Jan 15, 2024 00:58
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PhazonLink posted:as close to Nov E day so its fresh in everyone's mind that Team R did it?!? They will blame Biden for the negative consequences like they do literally everything else. Fabulousity posted:
You can DO it!
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Jan 15, 2024 00:59
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kazil posted:just lmao 
Maximum Sexy Pigeon fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jan 15, 2024 |
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Jan 15, 2024 01:00
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 HAAAAAAAARP!
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Jan 15, 2024 01:02
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Why doesn’t MTG simply order the Jewish Space Lasers to take out the HAARP antennae?
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Jan 15, 2024 01:03
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Stoatbringer posted:Why doesn’t MTG simply order the Jewish Space Lasers to take out the HAARP antennae? Since when can a thawed out caveman boss the Intergalactic Jewry about?
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Jan 15, 2024 01:08
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mobby_6kl posted:Trump should be at 0% after everything that's happened. That he's not is extremely concerning. Jeb Bush remains a more viable Presidential candidate than Trump IMO
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Jan 15, 2024 01:09
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Lmao I thought he attached the photo as part of his tweet at first
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Jan 15, 2024 01:23
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Waffle House posted:Jeb Bush remains a more viable Presidential candidate than Trump IMO "Jeb knew the right way to subvert the will of the people back in 2000"
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Jan 15, 2024 01:54
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Escape From Noise posted:Just a couple of real tough SOBs talkin' about real life tough guy Donald J. Trump! Nah, this I can understand. "All of these people, in fact everyone I meet and talk to and see on the TV keep saying all these mean things about Trump(tm), but he keeps on going and fighting, and struggling etc. Wheras a less tough man would give up. That's why he is so great." It's stupid, wrong, and provably untrue. But I can understand the sentiment.
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Jan 15, 2024 01:55
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it's spelled JEB!
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Jan 15, 2024 02:05
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Got a good feeling about this. I've been asking around, seems JEB! has three votes locked for sure -i'd say four but really not sure which way Bush Jr will swing, hard to read- how many more votes does he need to win the election?
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Jan 15, 2024 02:07
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Jan 15, 2024 02:08
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this loser sure spends a lot of time whining about poo poo https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1746690209742246368  https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1746691133487349957  https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1746695321327939848  https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1746695904705294385 
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Jan 15, 2024 02:14
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Frank Frank posted:It was really hosed up when Mike Lindell showed up in-character as Paul Bearer in the middle of the service lmao
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Jan 15, 2024 02:16
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that stupid orange gently caress is gonna be whining about voting machines until the day he finally dies
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Jan 15, 2024 02:20
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It kinda rules that trungo hasn't, to my knowledge, elaborated on any campaign promises, hopes for the future, or policies or anything. Every rally has just been vowing to punish anyone who's ever wronged him, or complaining about poo poo that doesn't exist, like needing an ID to go to the grocery store. Seriously, what the gently caress is he talking about?
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Jan 15, 2024 02:32
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Shishkahuben posted:It kinda rules that trungo hasn't, to my knowledge, elaborated on any campaign promises, hopes for the future, or policies or anything. Every rally has just been vowing to punish anyone who's ever wronged him, or complaining about poo poo that doesn't exist, like needing an ID to go to the grocery store. Seriously, what the gently caress is he talking about? Donny Two Scoops' Platform is the following: 1. Build a wall 2. Drill drill drill 3. Revenge
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Jan 15, 2024 02:37
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Karma Comedian posted:Donny Two Scoops' Platform is the following: First two are day one when he's a dictator.
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Jan 15, 2024 02:38
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Shishkahuben posted:It kinda rules that trungo hasn't, to my knowledge, elaborated on any campaign promises, hopes for the future, or policies or anything. Every rally has just been vowing to punish anyone who's ever wronged him, or complaining about poo poo that doesn't exist, like needing an ID to go to the grocery store. Seriously, what the gently caress is he talking about? His campaign is literally “make America great” which he had 4 years to do and did such a poo poo job that he lost the re-election he should’ve handily won. He hosed up the tax code, killed a million-plus people by denying COVID was real, and he made a disastrous impact on the US’s power projection around the world that resulted in the Russian invasion of Ukraine because Putin knew what a cowardly dumb bitch he was. Trump is turds from a butt!!
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Jan 15, 2024 02:39
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If I'm erected president, I promise that I, your favorite poster (me!), will be mean to anyone who was ever mean to me!
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Jan 15, 2024 02:39
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Can you believe this rigged political witch hunt against me? Anyways, when I get into office and come into power I'm going to arrest my political rivals.
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Jan 15, 2024 02:41
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My god... it's... beautiful! I think I shed a little tear.
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Jan 15, 2024 02:42
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Lamech posted:Frank Luntz huffs this poo poo and i thought For gelato (I will) Blow (you) had a sex trump
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Jan 15, 2024 02:44
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https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1746708664843386887
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