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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Sunday Night NFL Wild Card GDT: Lions Bitch?
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Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


 must be loud in there

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


 Probably gonna need that TO later

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
If the Rams punt here, they're going to lose by 3+ touchdowns

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 no flags?

phew no flags

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Make up no call?

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Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


 lucky that wasn't an INT

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I'm stunned that wasn't flagged.

But, yeah, I guess it's because he's going for the ball.

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Nick Soapdish posted:

Probably gonna need that TO later

We can only hope so

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Everybody's got eyes on the ball and are going for it.

No call is correct.

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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

surf rock posted:

If the Rams punt here, they're going to lose by 3+ touchdowns

From your lips to "insert diety here" 's ears.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
That feels like a makeup no-call, so fair enough

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Quick strike would be great here

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Didnt know you jump for the ball, he did push his teammate who knocked the rams wr down

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Touchdown would be ideal.

Field goal... is acceptable.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


 "guys got a big leg"
Punts into end zone

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Nice NBC going with the New Edge Mustang in their graphic.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Switching to sake for the rest of the game :japan:

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
good lord im sick of this caveman geico commercial

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 Why would you ever want to do grocery shopping at a football game??


I guess unless you're watching like, the Jets

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Shindragon posted:

good lord im sick of this caveman geico commercial

It's on all the loving time

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A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

hail satan

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Am I drunk or displaced in time or did I really just see a loving Geico caveman ad?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kloaked00 posted:

Why would you ever want to do grocery shopping at a football game??


I guess unless you're watching like, the Jets
I don't know but it's catchy

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Shindragon posted:

good lord im sick of this caveman geico commercial

Geico sucks

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Am I drunk or displaced in time or did I really just see a loving Geico caveman ad?

It's the late 2000s. Geico caveman commercials are airing. Stafford is playing at Ford Field.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dango Bango posted:

It's the late 2000s. Geico caveman commercials are airing. Stafford is playing at Ford Field.

Yay I'm in my 20s again. It was all a terrible dream.

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Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Am I drunk or displaced in time or did I really just see a loving Geico caveman ad?

The Geico caveman ads will continue until morale improves

e: :sun: :sun: :sun:

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A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
 drat sun god

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 :sun: god

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 Praise The Sun

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
:cmon: you need to vatch that.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Am I drunk or displaced in time or did I really just see a loving Geico caveman ad?

Millennial nostalgia is a hell of a thing

Eagerly awaiting the return of the WASSSUUUUUPPPP guys eventually

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Sun God

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
ALL HAIL TO RA THE SUN GOD

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jesus H. Christ, what a throw from Goff.

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

 Lions ftw

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Praise The Sun!

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


 Sun God

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Millennial nostalgia is a hell of a thing

Eagerly awaiting the return of the WASSSUUUUUPPPP guys eventually

Budweiser frogs

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Kate Lockwell
Feb 17, 2010

I'm going to throw left-handed. Is only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right... over too quickly.
Really need the Rams D to rise to the occasion
lookin at you, Yeast

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