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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Sunday Night NFL Wild Card GDT: Lions Bitch?
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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


 Goof

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 I appreciate Goff trying to gain yards by rolling like an armadillo

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Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006

abelwingnut posted:

not sure how that was dirty? hutchinson was approaching to tackle stafford like normal. hutchinson got there, stafford started going down. the other lions coming weren't aware hutchinson had him going down, and they happened to run into stafford's headish area.

it wasn't great for stafford, but i don't think there was any malice behind anything there.

yeah to me that second hit looked like it was by a defender trying to keep his balance and not even looking at Stafford. It was a brutal loving hit and could still be a roughing the passer by definition but i don't think it was dirty.

Alaois posted:

Rams fans and Lions fans both watching Stafford go down all

"not like this"
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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 our boy is throwing, hell yeah

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The337th
Mar 30, 2011

abelwingnut posted:

not sure how that was dirty? hutchinson was approaching to tackle stafford like normal. hutchinson got there, stafford started going down. the other lions coming weren't aware hutchinson had him going down, and they happened to run into stafford's headish area.

it wasn't great for stafford, but i don't think there was any malice behind anything there.

everyone watching slow motion is pretty sure they could instantly levitate or turn their bones to jelly to avoid taking that step that Hutch did while colliding at running speed

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Just Goofin'. New Boot Goofin'.

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 Goof

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Jared would have to Goof a pick-six or fumble-six for the Rams to have a chance; a silly sack's not gonna do it lol

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I hate how clear it is that I'm the target audience for commercials during NFL games

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Dak Prescott: "Wins? Where were going we don't need wins."

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Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail

The337th posted:

everyone watching slow motion is pretty sure they could instantly levitate or turn their bones to jelly to avoid taking that step that Hutch did while colliding at running speed

the funny part is it looks even less like a step in slow mo given the angle of his foot

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

surf rock posted:

Jared would have to Goof a pick-six or fumble-six for the Rams to have a chance; a silly sack's not gonna do it lol

nononononono

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Q_res posted:

MacNeil doesn't hit him there, except Hutch drives him back into MacNeil's path.

Drawing up an elaborate blitz times out and choreographed such that every defensive player hits the qb exactly a quarter second apart as a result of the QB being driven into their path

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

 Goff with the pressure on Goff to force a sack

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



 Please friends. I just want to sleep not-angry. Please let this not end via bullshit.

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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
Can the "goof" narrative end if we win this? Cause gently caress man, all the QBs make errors on occasion. If not... I understand. :)

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Comfortador posted:

Can the "goof" narrative end if we win this? Cause gently caress man, all the QBs make errors on occasion. If not... I understand. :)

His name is Jared goof what do you want

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Comfortador posted:

Can the "goof" narrative end if we win this? Cause gently caress man, all the QBs make errors on occasion. If not... I understand. :)

Sometimes it’s Beatin Goff.

Dudes just got a funny last name. Though I am on your side.

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 having to rely on an aaron glenn defence to keep the team in this... i feel sick

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Watching Stafford get CTE in real time.

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Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Well Ben you called all your lovely plays in the 3rd like you usually do. Now bring that 4th quarter magic.

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



 This game is loving killing me

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Comfortador posted:

Can the "goof" narrative end if we win this? Cause gently caress man, all the QBs make errors on occasion. If not... I understand. :)

He could go 99/100 with 99 TDs and 1 INT and he's still Goof on that throw

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

This game is loving killing me

It wouldn't be a Lions game any other way

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Oh that's right my Xfinity HD stream is behind.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Gave Stafford a nerve block at c2. He's good now

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Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
 He's Goofious not because he throws an int but because of how the int happens

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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

He could go 99/100 with 99 TDs and 1 INT and he's still Goof on that throw

...I understand.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Do not even ask posted:

having to rely on an aaron glenn defence to keep the team in this... i feel sick

I don't remember the last time the Lions had a good or even decent defense

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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 haven't seen that...

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Uh...what just went on?

Seems like something or other should have happened there.

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Why are yall boooing Puuka had his lights rocked. Dont blame the ref on that on

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I don't remember the last time the Lions had a good or even decent defense

2006 I think

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Bend, and break

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I don't remember the last time the Lions had a good or even decent defense

What's strange is that they SHOULD have a pretty good defense. At least average or slightly above, just based on the guys they have.

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Love the safety theater there. This is going to be a memorable game. For everyone except Stafford.

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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Shindragon posted:

Why are yall boooing Puuka had his lights rocked. Dont blame the ref on that on

Right, Chris Collinsworth can suck a dick

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 poo poo

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Hey UNC, what about the guy who was clearly injured five minutes ago but is inexplicably back out on the field?

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Rams running? oh yeah stafford is hurt

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