Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

*papa John sweats profusely *

Cornwind Evil posted:

Between this, and Hunter walking out of the hearing in disgust about MTG, and Fox presenting it as "Hunter flees from MTG!", I am again reminded that the nature of information is 10 percent will always support your side, 10 percent will always support the other side, and the remaining 80 percent goes to who can present, twist, misrepresent, and whatnot it the best. It's just gotten worse the last decade and change because people have realized that many times, people will just take things at face value, no matter what, and they've stopped devoting any effort to the altering, just adding to their volume and repetition instead,

Also speaking of 'absorbed information' and 20 year old and onward stuff, several dozen pages back or so, when people were talking about how stuff like The Daily Show and South Park didn't realize that they were seeding the future we find ourselves in, what with 'They mocked instead of harshly critisized" and "They fed the idea into who knows how many heads that everything was the same, everything was equally stupid, and hence a snowball to the head is the same as getting crushed by an avalanche' and so on.

I'm pretty sure if you went back in time and tried to warn the people behind the shows that these things could happen, I suspect you'd get the same answer: we're a comedy show. The South park guys would, if you could break through the nonsense they'd probably respond with, likely say "We are doing whatever immature poo poo comes into our heads tied with real world events. We are not here to educate or teach people how to think or live their lives. We don't know how, we don't want to, and expecting us to is stupid. And if people are learning the lesson that Cartman's viewpoint is something to be emulated, then in all honesty those people are so weak and stupid that if South Park didn't exist, they'd just get brainwormed by something else."

Really, I do feel it's that. If there had been no Daily Show or works by Trey and Matt, most of the shitheads would just have found a new source of feces. There's not exactly a lot unique or special about those shows that helped make the alt right and MAGA. They're just the particular poison that found a shape to pour into that probably would have existed, and been filled, anyway.

Escape From Noise posted:

I don't know what this video is even about. I just find it very funny that it's cut off almost completely.


Edit: Snipe!

Escape From Noise posted:

The Beanie King sounds like some weird local commercial kind of guy.

Escape From Noise posted:

The Beanie King sounds like some weird local commercial kind of guy.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

lol yeah that's bronzer. I think the lighting just makes it look oranger than usual.

TulliusCicero posted:

I truly believe the only reason Trump continues his full control of the GOP is solely because of the grifter cult ecosystem with parasites like Dim Tool, Bannon, Loomer, Marge, Stone, etc.

They need him to be the nominee because he fuels the outrage machine that continuously gets them wackjob views and money, and they will destroy the chance of any other candidate because it affects their bottom line directly. So they just further melt the brains of their idiot fan bases and tell them to die in the blizzard to vote Trump.

Late stage capitalism is destroying the GOP, lmao

TulliusCicero posted:

I truly believe the only reason Trump continues his full control of the GOP is solely because of the grifter cult ecosystem with parasites like Dim Tool, Bannon, Loomer, Marge, Stone, etc.

They need him to be the nominee because he fuels the outrage machine that continuously gets them wackjob views and money, and they will destroy the chance of any other candidate because it affects their bottom line directly. So they just further melt the brains of their idiot fan bases and tell them to die in the blizzard to vote Trump.

Late stage capitalism is destroying the GOP, lmao

Vampire Panties posted:

TROMP has apostles

StrangersInTheNight posted:

having watched both shows at the time of their airing - The Daily Show and South Park are nothing alike and lumping them together makes no loving sense.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

8 medium one topping gas station pizza are going to weigh about 12 pounds, about as much as a gallon and a half of water

Dementropy posted:

Stoatbringer posted:

God sent him as a caretaker for the Earth and to protect us all from Marxists.
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/seed-truth-god-made-trump-ad-acolytes-dont-see-rcna133744

quote:

“On June 14, 1946, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, ‘I need a caretaker.’ So God gave us Trump,” the narrator says. “God said, ‘I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, fix this country, work all day, fight the Marxists, eat supper, then go to the Oval Office and stay up past midnight at a meeting of the heads of state.’ So God made Trump.”

quote:

“On June 14, 1946, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, ‘I need to take a massive poo poo.’ So God gave us Trump,” the narrator says. “God said, ‘I need somebody willing to get up before 2pm, rob this country, golf all day, fight the press, eat berders, then go to the Oval Office and stay up past midnight blowing lines of Adderall and shitposting on social media.’ So God squirted Trump.”

Data Graham posted:

Who the hell buys a stack of medium pizzas to feed a crowd. That is the entire reason larges exist

MrQwerty posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO_BdivESOk

first he bitched about the ramp, and then told the story about the ramp, and then he drank a glass of water with one hand to raucous applause

Dementropy posted:

Trump's unexpected hanging conundrum

https://twitter.com/lawofruby/status/1746873221461197249

Facebook Aunt posted:

I thought conservatives hated women with pink hair?

Kragger99 posted:

Large pizzas would make his tiny hands look smaller. And he's cheap (even though he didn't pay for them).

Asterite34 posted:

Someone do the needful and photoshop a MAGA hat onto Jack Nicholson's frozen corpse at the end of The Shining

redshirt posted:

With tears in my eyes I said "Sir, this is the best gas station pizza I've ever known".

Rat Patrol posted:

To be fair Casey's is great gas station pizza

PuttyKnife posted:

This is like saying, “sure, I eat total garbage but it’s got gold flakes!”

kazil posted:

Hope everyone is having a better morning than our favorite president

Alan Smithee posted:

if anyone is beating an old poll it's trump

Steadiman posted:

No more voting, just candidates walking around the country with increasing amounts of pizzas. Person with the most pizzas at the end becomes president. It's how America can show true strength to the world and will be respected again. The United States will be a true Pizzacracy

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I hope they do it by getting him to do a video message that gets sent to the judge who'll then decide whether to play any of it or not