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Aramis
Sep 22, 2009




Move aside Shroud of Turin, we now have the slice of Fort Myers.

Totally not a cult.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Stoatbringer posted:

DONATE any amount in the NEXT HOUR and win a chance to win a pizza crust that PRESIDENT TRUMP has “LICKED”. *

* ( If a licked crust is not available you will entered into a draw to win an NFT of a picture of a pizza crust. ** )

** ( Not a crust licked by your favourite President (TRUMP). )

to commemorate this occasion, buy the pizza coin! Guaranteed to increase in value! Can be used as legal tender!*

*cannot be used as legal tender

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

resident posted:

Casey’s pizza is totally public school cafeteria grade pizza but it’s divine when you’re riding a bicycle across Iowa in the summer or literally everything else is closed on major holidays.

I used to work at an ethanol plant in the middle of nowhere and we would have vendors come in and bring us Casey's breakfast pizza as it was the only 'za available (within probably 20 miles).

Let me tell you that stuff will cause an instant BM don't care how "tough" you think you are.

Harald fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jan 15, 2024

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Infinitum posted:

Trump looking like absolute garbage
Trump looking amazing in his The Noid cosplay



What's going on with his teeth?

He looks like a chipmunk

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Data Graham posted:

What's going on with his teeth?

He looks like a chipmunk

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Data Graham posted:

What's going on with his teeth?

He looks like a chipmunk

Probably slipping dentures and his attempt to hold them in place on the fly with his lower lip. "God blesh the uniteh shaysh", etc.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
The amount of pizza shaming in this thread is concerning. There is no such thing as bad pizza, only less good pizza.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Harry_Potato posted:

I looked at some photos of Trump and he looked awful as well. At least I can assume the Pizza smells better.

The only reason Trump didn't croak out of stress during his presidency is because he's too stupid and lazy to fully grasp the responsibility being POTUS is.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Silly Burrito posted:

The amount of pizza shaming in this thread is concerning. There is no such thing as bad pizza, only less good pizza.

What about pizza that has been licked by Donald J. Trump?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

HUNTER BIDEN said he brought EXTRA SAUSAGE pizza and then when the box opened his dick was in the middle

DISRESPECTFUL

Meanwhile, MTG just got an intense craving for pizza all of a sudden, but doesn't know why :v:

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Silly Burrito posted:

The amount of pizza shaming in this thread is concerning. There is no such thing as bad pizza, only less good pizza.
i think it's to reverse trump's attempt to inflate every value ever. it's counter to trump who probably told everyone he got them "the best pizza-i know pizza, pizza, with tears in their eyes, "sir, sir we are the best pizza", they rigged the last super value saver's "best of" contest but, believe me, the best pizza. i have the best stuff"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Alan Smithee posted:

HUNTER BIDEN said he brought EXTRA SAUSAGE pizza and then when the box opened his dick was in the middle

DISRESPECTFUL

Well then where was the extra sausage?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Aramis posted:

What about pizza that has been licked by Donald J. Trump?

It's not the pizza's fault it was contaminated by outside sources.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
trump[ is the original maaestro de za

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

fish delight pizza

RFC
Nov 3, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXx489yL6PE

RFC fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jan 15, 2024

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzVc9tcDK0w

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Well then where was the extra sausage?

italian and chicken apple, Soppressata, and "pepperoni" which is kinda bullshit but

Jake Gittes
Jul 11, 2006

me irl
rip joey tacos

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/15/us/politics/tacopina-trump-lawyer.html

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
ngl could go for some 'za right now even if it makes me poop

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Harald posted:

ngl could go for some 'za right now even if it makes me poop

everything makes you poop

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010




https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ca2.60504/gov.uscourts.ca2.60504.106.0.pdf

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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DE OREO

DE loving OREO

Jake Gittes
Jul 11, 2006

me irl

drat they got a matty oreos too? that rules

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
lmao Joey Tapioca has a partner named Matty DeOreo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Dessert Gang

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Harald posted:

trump[ is the original maaestro de za

He’s the pizza throat GOAT!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Frank Frank posted:

lmao Joey Tapioca has a partner named Matty DeOreo

No. No. NO, you're just making poo poo up now. That is NOT real. Is it real? The gently caress is with Trump and guys named after foods?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Escape From Noise posted:

I bet Biden couldn't even lift a Chicago deep dish! :elon:

Edit: Wait. Are those pizzas from Casey's General Store? Isn't that basically a 7-11 for flyover states?
Yes, Casey's General Store is a convenience store in the midwest.

But they have actually decent pizza that they make fresh in store and not frozen stuff.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
What's the full list? There was a Calamari right? And maybe a Pepperoni? I forget

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




nine-gear crow posted:

No. No. NO, you're just making poo poo up now. That is NOT real. Is it real? The gently caress is with Trump and guys named after foods?

We’re in the Ace Attorney timeline now

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Uhoh. They're turning on Musk!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I love that matt calamari looks exactly like you'd expect him to look.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

nine-gear crow posted:

No. No. NO, you're just making poo poo up now. That is NOT real. Is it real? The gently caress is with Trump and guys named after foods?

He’s fat so when he reads a food name his reward centers light up

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
can't stop thinking of the "yeah all these guys are here for a name change" scene from Fargo

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...


it's me

De Fwuckin Oreo

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

big nipples big life posted:

I love that matt calamari looks exactly like you'd expect him to look.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkR-RwV-xAY

Fat gently caress wouldn't even let her lave the last slice.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

You'll know his legal situation is getting more dire when he has to settle for Hector Hydrox Esq.

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

InsertPotPun posted:

trump walking in with 8 pizzas "so, what's everyone else having?"

"Momlania packed me pizzas, guys!"

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