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"Free the January 6th hostages!" screams the man who could have pardoned them all before leaving office. edit - gently caress this snype
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:22 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:44 |
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I am deeply sorry to have wounded you Midwesterners with my crack at Casey's General Store pizza. I grew up in southern Missouri and associate the stores with hillbilly tweakers.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:23 |
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redgubbinz posted:You'll know his legal situation is getting more dire when he has to settle for Hector Hydrox Esq.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:23 |
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Tommy Tortellini in the conservatory with the lead pipe
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:24 |
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Escape From Noise posted:I am deeply sorry to have wounded you Midwesterners with my crack at Casey's General Store pizza. I grew up in southern Missouri and associate the stores with hillbilly tweakers. I give Casey’s credit for doing taco pizza some justice, even if they’ll never match Happy Joe’s. I want to bring taco pizza to Seattle so loving badly but I know in my heart it would be a failure.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:25 |
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These all kind of sound like minor Dick Tracey villains.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG9cVhjPds LEGENDARY ART OF THE DEAL NEGOTIATING THE BEST DEALS STILL GOT IT DORNALT
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:27 |
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Accipiter posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG9cVhjPds drat. Accordion hands go way back.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:29 |
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Accipiter posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG9cVhjPds He’s a certified pizza slut.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:29 |
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DeOreo vs https://i.insider.com/5f85ffb191aa9e001880b67b?width=1200&format=jpeg
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:29 |
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LordoftheScheisse posted:"Free the January 6th hostages!" screams the man who could have pardoned them all before leaving office. But then they’d be no use as bargaining chips for re-election.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:29 |
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If you want to know "what's it like to empty my bowels in 0.2 seconds" I recommend Casey's pizzas otherwise I don't recommend it.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:30 |
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Accipiter posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG9cVhjPds Somehow Donald saying he won't pay full price for pizza to an impoverished pizza delivery driver and then taking the pizzas without paying I'm sure has been reality more than once.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:30 |
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Frank Frank posted:Tommy Tortellini in the conservatory with the lead pipe You idiot. You buffoon. That was Tommy alright, Tommy Salami!
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:35 |
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Just some guy named Nutter Butter becomes head of Trump's legal team. I'm calling it.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:37 |
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“I was thinking we could take care of the election results right here in Brainerd.”
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:39 |
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trump announces he will not pick vice presidential candidates he will be picking Ice Cream candidates "awww Melania we're out of the chocolate vanilla strawberry again"
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:42 |
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Kevyn posted:“I was thinking we could take care of the election results right here in Brainerd.” Brainerd has more trees. Also Joey Tacos nooooooo!
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:50 |
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Trump really starting to sweat Haley Also, remember that time Ted Cruz fled to Mexico because it was cold and Texas didn't have power? lol good times (except for the people that, you know, DIED)
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:51 |
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Kevyn posted:“I was thinking we could take care of the election results right here in Brainerd.” Brainerd sounds like the kind of insult Trump uses on people explaining elections to him
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:53 |
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kazil posted:Trump really starting to sweat Haley That Cruz tweet would be in really poor taste except the people who should be really offended are dead anyway. Well except their families and loved ones. They got owned too.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:55 |
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kazil posted:Trump really starting to sweat Haley Ruin the RINO case / jury by just calling everyone that opposes Trump RINO... It's bound to work.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:55 |
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Cool cool bring back "America first" bring back the know nothings it's all good man.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:56 |
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kazil posted:Trump really starting to sweat Haley haha it's funny cuz ted cruz hates texas and texans and doesn't want to govern but they keep voting for him because he represents them perfectly
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:59 |
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kazil posted:Trump really starting to sweat Haley I was just thinking that there are probably near zero people who are Democrats who would see Trump's unhinged, all-caps, whining, 27X per day posts for the first time and go "whoaaaaa, I need to switch and vote for THIS guy now!" It would just come across as "holy poo poo run away!" to most. Like no one who wasn't already going to vote for him is going to enjoy his toddler tantrums. He's only preaching to the choir; not gaining new voters.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:10 |
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Catastrophe posted:I was just thinking that there are probably near zero people who are Democrats who would see Trump's unhinged, all-caps, whining, 27X per day posts and go "whoaaaaa, I need to switch and vote for THIS guy now!" I have to agree. They have nothing to offer anyone who isn’t already one of them.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:10 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Uhoh. They're turning on Musk! lmao it also is almost exactly 8 months after his botched and hilarious Twitter Spaces thing with DeSantis
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:11 |
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It's kind of funny that Trump always looks at his happiest when he's around cheap fast food.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:18 |
Jake Gittes posted:rip joey tacos Joey Tacopenis is pulling out?!
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:19 |
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Rhonne posted:It's kind of funny that Trump always looks at his happiest when he's around cheap fast food. man of simple pleasures
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:19 |
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Rhonne posted:It's kind of funny that Trump always looks at his happiest when he's around cheap fast food. I was thinking earlier that one of the bright spots of knowing he exists is that his existence is a miserable one. The man has no friends. Sycophants sure, plenty of them. But he has no meaningful people in his life that would sit down for a game of cards or grab dinner or any real buddy social stuff. He has nobody. It's why he has all of this free time to vomit stream of consciousness onto social media all day every day.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:21 |
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0xAYN posted:lmao it also is almost exactly 8 months after his botched and hilarious Twitter Spaces thing with DeSantis The perfect summation of Ron DeSantis's political campaign somehow came at the start of his political campaign: a halting echoy otherworldly digital screech punctuated by some guy in the background going "Can anyone hear me?" at a barely audible level before he's consumed by more grinding static.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:22 |
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So what’s the deal with Fani Willis. Seems that the accusations have more weight now that she’s completely dodged the questions. How likely does that tank the Georgia case? Cause gently caress me if trump loving dodges a State case because of someone else’s impropriety.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:29 |
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Strong Sauce posted:So what’s the deal with Fani Willis. Seems that the accusations have more weight now that she’s completely dodged the questions. How likely does that tank the Georgia case? Cause gently caress me if trump loving dodges a State case because of someone else’s impropriety. I think if the allegations are true, it goes to a random prosecutor and people are freaking out that they will just drop the case. Dunno, there's way too many unknowns at this point.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:30 |
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It's a good thing that in America you can only ever be put on trial and convicted if the people trying you have an entirely spotless personal life.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:32 |
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BUG JUG posted:It's a good thing that in America you can only ever be put on trial and convicted if the people trying you have an entirely spotless personal life. C'mon, if the allegations are true it's a lot more than just an oopsy
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:35 |
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kazil posted:C'mon, if the allegations are true it's a lot more than just an oopsy Absolutely! But also: my point stands.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:38 |
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I couldn't care less about her. I only care if this somehow derails the case. And I don't mean Trump crying, "RIGGED" or whatever. I mean in real life.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:38 |
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BUG JUG posted:It's a good thing that in America you can only ever be put on trial and convicted if the people trying you have an entirely spotless personal life. I think it's additionally amazing that you can just appoint a judge that has no prior experience and expect them to do your bidding.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:41 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:44 |
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Have you seen how many pizzas Trump can carry probably competitive in worlds strongest man’s over 40 division.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:48 |