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LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016
"Free the January 6th hostages!" screams the man who could have pardoned them all before leaving office.

edit - gently caress this snype

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I am deeply sorry to have wounded you Midwesterners with my crack at Casey's General Store pizza. I grew up in southern Missouri and associate the stores with hillbilly tweakers.

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

redgubbinz posted:

You'll know his legal situation is getting more dire when he has to settle for Hector Hydrox Esq.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Tommy Tortellini in the conservatory with the lead pipe

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Escape From Noise posted:

I am deeply sorry to have wounded you Midwesterners with my crack at Casey's General Store pizza. I grew up in southern Missouri and associate the stores with hillbilly tweakers.

I give Casey’s credit for doing taco pizza some justice, even if they’ll never match Happy Joe’s. I want to bring taco pizza to Seattle so loving badly but I know in my heart it would be a failure.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

These all kind of sound like minor Dick Tracey villains.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG9cVhjPds

LEGENDARY ART OF THE DEAL NEGOTIATING

THE BEST DEALS

STILL GOT IT DORNALT

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Accipiter posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG9cVhjPds

LEGENDARY ART OF THE DEAL NEGOTIATING

THE BEST DEALS

STILL GOT IT DORNALT

drat. Accordion hands go way back.

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Accipiter posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG9cVhjPds

LEGENDARY ART OF THE DEAL NEGOTIATING

THE BEST DEALS

STILL GOT IT DORNALT

He’s a certified pizza slut.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
DeOreo

vs




https://i.insider.com/5f85ffb191aa9e001880b67b?width=1200&format=jpeg

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

LordoftheScheisse posted:

"Free the January 6th hostages!" screams the man who could have pardoned them all before leaving office.

But then they’d be no use as bargaining chips for re-election.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
If you want to know "what's it like to empty my bowels in 0.2 seconds" I recommend Casey's pizzas otherwise I don't recommend it.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Accipiter posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG9cVhjPds

LEGENDARY ART OF THE DEAL NEGOTIATING

THE BEST DEALS

STILL GOT IT DORNALT

Somehow Donald saying he won't pay full price for pizza to an impoverished pizza delivery driver and then taking the pizzas without paying I'm sure has been reality more than once.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Frank Frank posted:

Tommy Tortellini in the conservatory with the lead pipe

You idiot. You buffoon. That was Tommy alright, Tommy Salami!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Just some guy named Nutter Butter becomes head of Trump's legal team. I'm calling it.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

“I was thinking we could take care of the election results right here in Brainerd.”

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
trump announces he will not pick vice presidential candidates

he will be picking Ice Cream candidates

"awww Melania we're out of the chocolate vanilla strawberry again"

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Kevyn posted:

“I was thinking we could take care of the election results right here in Brainerd.”

Brainerd has more trees.


Also Joey Tacos nooooooo!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Trump really starting to sweat Haley


Also, remember that time Ted Cruz fled to Mexico because it was cold and Texas didn't have power? lol good times (except for the people that, you know, DIED)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Kevyn posted:

“I was thinking we could take care of the election results right here in Brainerd.”

Brainerd sounds like the kind of insult Trump uses on people explaining elections to him

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

kazil posted:

Trump really starting to sweat Haley


Also, remember that time Ted Cruz fled to Mexico because it was cold and Texas didn't have power? lol good times (except for the people that, you know, DIED)


That Cruz tweet would be in really poor taste except the people who should be really offended are dead anyway. Well except their families and loved ones. They got owned too.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


kazil posted:

Trump really starting to sweat Haley


Also, remember that time Ted Cruz fled to Mexico because it was cold and Texas didn't have power? lol good times (except for the people that, you know, DIED)


Ruin the RINO case / jury by just calling everyone that opposes Trump RINO... It's bound to work.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Cool cool bring back "America first" bring back the know nothings it's all good man.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

kazil posted:

Trump really starting to sweat Haley


Also, remember that time Ted Cruz fled to Mexico because it was cold and Texas didn't have power? lol good times (except for the people that, you know, DIED)


haha it's funny cuz ted cruz hates texas and texans and doesn't want to govern but they keep voting for him because he represents them perfectly

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

kazil posted:

Trump really starting to sweat Haley



I was just thinking that there are probably near zero people who are Democrats who would see Trump's unhinged, all-caps, whining, 27X per day posts for the first time and go "whoaaaaa, I need to switch and vote for THIS guy now!"

It would just come across as "holy poo poo run away!" to most. Like no one who wasn't already going to vote for him is going to enjoy his toddler tantrums. He's only preaching to the choir; not gaining new voters.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Catastrophe posted:

I was just thinking that there are probably near zero people who are Democrats who would see Trump's unhinged, all-caps, whining, 27X per day posts and go "whoaaaaa, I need to switch and vote for THIS guy now!"

Like no one who wasn't already going to vote for him is going to enjoy his toddler tantrums. He's only preaching to the choir; not gaining new voters.

I have to agree. They have nothing to offer anyone who isn’t already one of them.

0xAYN
Nov 22, 2010

idk lol

Escape From Noise posted:

Uhoh. They're turning on Musk!


lmao it also is almost exactly 8 months after his botched and hilarious Twitter Spaces thing with DeSantis

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

It's kind of funny that Trump always looks at his happiest when he's around cheap fast food.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013


Joey Tacopenis is pulling out?!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Rhonne posted:

It's kind of funny that Trump always looks at his happiest when he's around cheap fast food.

man of simple pleasures

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

Rhonne posted:

It's kind of funny that Trump always looks at his happiest when he's around cheap fast food.

I was thinking earlier that one of the bright spots of knowing he exists is that his existence is a miserable one.

The man has no friends. Sycophants sure, plenty of them. But he has no meaningful people in his life that would sit down for a game of cards or grab dinner or any real buddy social stuff. He has nobody.

It's why he has all of this free time to vomit stream of consciousness onto social media all day every day.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

0xAYN posted:

lmao it also is almost exactly 8 months after his botched and hilarious Twitter Spaces thing with DeSantis



The perfect summation of Ron DeSantis's political campaign somehow came at the start of his political campaign: a halting echoy otherworldly digital screech punctuated by some guy in the background going "Can anyone hear me?" at a barely audible level before he's consumed by more grinding static.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





So what’s the deal with Fani Willis. Seems that the accusations have more weight now that she’s completely dodged the questions. How likely does that tank the Georgia case? Cause gently caress me if trump loving dodges a State case because of someone else’s impropriety.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Strong Sauce posted:

So what’s the deal with Fani Willis. Seems that the accusations have more weight now that she’s completely dodged the questions. How likely does that tank the Georgia case? Cause gently caress me if trump loving dodges a State case because of someone else’s impropriety.

I think if the allegations are true, it goes to a random prosecutor and people are freaking out that they will just drop the case. Dunno, there's way too many unknowns at this point.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



It's a good thing that in America you can only ever be put on trial and convicted if the people trying you have an entirely spotless personal life.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

BUG JUG posted:

It's a good thing that in America you can only ever be put on trial and convicted if the people trying you have an entirely spotless personal life.

C'mon, if the allegations are true it's a lot more than just an oopsy

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



kazil posted:

C'mon, if the allegations are true it's a lot more than just an oopsy

Absolutely!

But also: my point stands.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





I couldn't care less about her. I only care if this somehow derails the case. And I don't mean Trump crying, "RIGGED" or whatever. I mean in real life.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


BUG JUG posted:

It's a good thing that in America you can only ever be put on trial and convicted if the people trying you have an entirely spotless personal life.

I think it's additionally amazing that you can just appoint a judge that has no prior experience and expect them to do your bidding.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Have you seen how many pizzas Trump can carry probably competitive in worlds strongest man’s over 40 division.

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