Wildcard Monday Afternoon GDT: SNOW DAY FOOTBALL

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A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Tomlin wtfffff

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:04

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:13

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Shocked Pitt isn't using its timeouts. With the punter injury, I'd try to at least force the issue.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:04

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

The 7th Guest posted:

exited the wrong side of the pocket there

Definitely took the wrong left turn!

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:04

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

What is clock management?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:04

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Who's the commentators? I'm honestly pretty entertained by them but don't recognize the voices.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:04

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

bit of a momentum shift

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:05

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Kalit posted:

Who's the commentators? I'm honestly pretty entertained by them but don't recognize the voices.

Jim Nantz, Tony Romo, Jay Feely

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:05

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Kalit posted:

Who's the commentators? I'm honestly pretty entertained by them but don't recognize the voices.

jim nantz and tony romo

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:05

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Kalit posted:

Who's the commentators? I'm honestly pretty entertained by them but don't recognize the voices.

jim nantz, tony romo, jay feely

feely actually is a color commentator now at CBS during the regular season, he's on tom mccarthy's crew and he's sort of a budget Kirk Herbstreit

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:05

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kalit posted:

Who's the commentators? I'm honestly pretty entertained by them but don't recognize the voices.

Jim Nantz and Tony Romo

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:05

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

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Tomlin wtfffff
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When you're down by 14 with one half to go you have to play as conservatively as possible.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:05

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

So like, if a kicker HAD to punt, how bad would it be?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:05

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

nobody's better than me at turning on a game right as it goes to halftime

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:06

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

fsif posted:

So like, if a kicker HAD to punt, how bad would it be?

I feel like you just kick it soft and hope it bounces your way

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:06

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Or call timeouts to get one more shot, possibly.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:06

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

fsif posted:

So like, if a kicker HAD to punt, how bad would it be?

Bad. But also could be worse.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:06

Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

DuhSal posted:

Man the Steelers are really pathetic huh

They have been rear end all year, regardless of their record or how this game ends up. It�s almost an embarrassment to the NFL that this is the quality of team that makes the playoffs now. And I�m saying this as a steeler fan (and my dumbass is still hopeful). I was more excited that they were going to play in a blizzard yesterday than the possibility of a win cause the Steelers were getting 10 points and the odds of them losing by 10 in a blizzard are slim, making it a good bet.

A Sneaker Broker posted:

It might be time for the Steelers to give Tomlin the boot.

He is a great coach and his record is outstanding, but he is obviously struggling in the post season now. It�s very possible he could go elsewhere and be a winning post season coach again, I�m just not sure if/when that�s going to happen here in Pittsburgh. Rooneys will never fire him though so it�s more of a thought exercise than anything.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:06

ChaosReaper: Feb 19, 2005; When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

Just have Josh Allen line up like a punter but instead of kicking it just hail mary's that bitch.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:06

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

fsif posted:

So like, if a kicker HAD to punt, how bad would it be?

High chance of screwing up the process, fine, just short if he can get the kick off.

Forces the punt team to play max protect to try and buy them an extra second to complete the process. if anything, you should just ask your kicker to murder the ball and try to bomb it into the endzone. DO not ask them to kick it to the sideline or high or whatever, just murder the ball as fast as possible.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:07

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Oswald Kesselpot posted:

They have been rear end all year, regardless of their record or how this game ends up. It�s almost an embarrassment to the NFL that this is the quality of team that makes the playoffs now. And I�m saying this as a steeler fan (and my dumbass is still hopeful). I was more excited that they were going to play in a blizzard yesterday than the possibility of a win cause the Steelers were getting 10 points and the odds of them losing by 10 in a blizzard are slim, making it a good bet.

He is a great coach and his record is outstanding, but he is obviously struggling in the post season now. It�s very possible he could go elsewhere and be a winning post season coach again, I�m just not sure if/when that�s going to happen here in Pittsburgh. Rooneys will never fire him though so it�s more of a thought exercise than anything.

Steelers and Tomlin need to do a mutual parting. Too many drat good coaches on the block for Tomlin to be considerably safe.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:09

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Alright, this is the fourth season with #7 seeds, and it's time to admit the idea was bullshit.

Teams like the Steelers or Cowboys just can't contend with heavy-hitters like the Bills or Packers :colbert:

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:09

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

some kickers can really bunt it

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:11

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

I just saw a new angle on the sideline fumble "out of bounds". After the drop, it bounces, hits the receiver's hand. then bounces the other way. Nobody touched it after that until it was recovered in bounds.

BOOOOOOO

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:11

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Peter Dinklage tried harder for that commercial than he did for the entirety of Transformers: Rise of the Beasts.

(I still thought it was pretty good)

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

That Mount Paramount commercial was actually funny.

I mean, maybe I've gone brain damaged from the cold, but Peppa Pig giving lessons in how to warm up to Megatron amused me.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:12

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

If it weren't for that turnover in the end zone and Pickens fumbling the Steelers would be right in this game, which is funny/scary.

mllaneza posted:

I just saw a new angle on the sideline fumble "out of bounds". After the drop, it bounces, hits the receiver's hand. then bounces the other way. Nobody touched it after that until it was recovered in bounds.

BOOOOOOO

Yeah that call kept them in it as much as they still are too for sure.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:13

Sheen Sheen: Nov 18, 2002

Tyler Bass is on the field practicing punting right now

Can Sam Martin still hold even if he�s injured?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:14

J33uk: Oct 24, 2005

CapnAndy posted:

That Mount Paramount commercial was actually funny.

I mean, maybe I've gone brain damaged from the cold, but Peppa Pig giving lessons in how to warm up to Megatron amused me.

I was mildly impressed and then the Peppa part just wrecked me

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:14

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

A Sneaker Broker posted:

Jim Nantz, Tony Romo, Jay Feely

Ah, that makes sense, thanks all!

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:18

J33uk: Oct 24, 2005

Okay the look on Nantz's face when Romo said "insert yourself" makes me think he fucks.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:19

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.