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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Cici's barely classifies as food lol. my record in college was 26 slices :rip:

Please post bmi and ldl, tyi

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





You want really baaaad chain pizza, you have to try Irish Apache Pizza.
I ate so much apache when I was working overtime at a lovely games company, and I can affirm one thing - all apache pizza tastes the same, except the hot and spicy one, which tastes the same but also has a bit of chili (but not much).

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

titty_baby_ posted:

Please post bmi and ldl, tyi

I don't know the bmi but I weighed like 185 at the time and worked out a lot, that's the secret to eating big numbers.

I weigh ... more than that now and doubt I could do more than 8

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
some more swedish pizzas



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ewwwwww



A knife and fork?!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Oh god. It's been a long time since Sweden has shown up here.

I'd almost forgotten that they are the worst pizza makers in the entire world. Hands down.

I'd eat Brazilian garbage fired pizza over the insane poo poo the swede's make.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

That looks like someone spread the ubiquitous “pizza salad” on top. It’s just sliced cabbage with a bit of oil, vinegar, salt, and pepper. I… I don’t know why that’s a staple side for pizza in Sweden but it is, at least since the early 90s.

The pizza itself looks like a kebab pizza, which, yup, Swedish as gently caress

Captain Hygiene posted:

Ewwwwww



A knife and fork?!

Yeah they’re still a bit behind over there.

My friend said that pepperoni is just starting to be a thing over there. When I was little I tried explaining what it was but people thought I meant pepperoncini.

(:sweden: expat)

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I think the biggest issue with Swedish pizza is that they decide that they just don't want to eat a pizza so they change halfway to making something totally different instead. And then they get sick of that halfway through as well and decide to make a third different meal instead.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

The funniest thing is the base pizza crusts look good, it's just buried in a mountain of weird pickled things, fish, etc.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

AARD VARKMAN posted:

some more swedish pizzas





I think these are just open faced gyros

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
if you want a salad just eat a salad. gosh

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Non Compos Mentis posted:

I think these are just open faced gyros

Yeah the top one actually looks pretty decent depending on the sauce. Seems like good sitting in a park on a hot day type food.

Knife and fork for that is obviously weird as hell.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
yeah just roll it up in a tube instead..

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



He's not wrong though. I definitely wouldn't call that a slice.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

free hubcaps posted:

The funniest thing is the base pizza crusts look good, it's just buried in a mountain of weird pickled things, fish, etc.

The problem is they use the same stuff to make their kebab here, and your hands get covered in boiling hot garlic sauce.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

muscles like this! posted:

He's not wrong though. I definitely wouldn't call that a slice.

That man's integrity in all things pizza is obviously unimpeachable.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



AARD VARKMAN posted:

some more swedish pizzas





Triple would :shrug:

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


I'd forgotten how erudite Action Bronson is.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
It is poorly executed tbh. If they're going to the trouble of baking it into a triangle-esque shape they may as well cut off the end pieces to fashion it into a more "true" slice edge and shape. I would also leave it as one piece and bring a cutter to the table like a lot of places do

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Does it actually taste good though?

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
We'll never know the mouthfeel of folding a giant slice like that so therefore impossible to rate

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Oh god. It's been a long time since Sweden has shown up here.

I'd almost forgotten that they are the worst pizza makers in the entire world. Hands down.

I'd eat Brazilian garbage fired pizza over the insane poo poo the swede's make.

Ohio Valley is our Sweden then

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Oh god. It's been a long time since Sweden has shown up here.

I'd almost forgotten that they are the worst pizza makers in the entire world. Hands down.

I'd eat Brazilian garbage fired pizza over the insane poo poo the swede's make.

Swedish pizza is actually pretty good. It's very thin crust, maybe a little too much melty cheese. If you go to a standard pizzeria, they have a bunch of normal pizzas, and a couple of gimmick pizzas on the menu like banana with curry, gorgonzola cheese, or steak & bearnaise. Most toppings are things like mushrooms, ham, onions, peppers, olives, shrimp.

The Swedish pizza salad (white cabbage, vinegar and oil, black pepper) was invented by the guy that brought pizzas to Sweden. It's based on a Croatian cabbage salad. Not as odd as the very local (Vasa, Finland) custom that pizzas come with a side of cold cooked elbow macaroni covered in dried dill.

Here's a GIS of a Swedish pizza menu. It's pretty standard.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Dill macaronis rule though. And it's just one part of the sallad buffet that's usually included with your pizza. You also get the shredded cabbage and other stuff.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

axolotl farmer posted:

Swedish pizza is actually pretty good.



Oh you've convinced me for sure

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
one margarita pizza please, extra ost

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Non Compos Mentis posted:

one margarita pizza please, extra ost

Strange, I would've taken you for a skinka lover

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Yeah gimme LA MAFIA

E: wait MAFIOSO

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Pizza Nerone - chicken, banana, pineapple and curry? Either big :wtc: or a joke about Rome burning?

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
an Opera is always good

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

That's a lot of ham ("skinka")

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
(dubbel inbakad)

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Eau de MacGowan posted:

(dubbel inbakad)

That's when you take another pizza dough and put it on top of the regular pizza.



Never tried it, because I like my pizza toppings baked and not boiled :catstare:

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Theophany posted:

Pizza Nerone - chicken, banana, pineapple and curry? Either big :wtc: or a joke about Rome burning?

*puts hand on your shoulder Europeanishly* dude, don't worry, it's just racism

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


axolotl farmer posted:

That's when you take another pizza dough and put it on top of the regular pizza.



Never tried it, because I like my pizza toppings baked and not boiled :catstare:

That’s just a weird calzone, it fine.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


axolotl farmer posted:

That's when you take another pizza dough and put it on top of the regular pizza.



Never tried it, because I like my pizza toppings baked and not boiled :catstare:

What you do is then put more toppings on the top dough.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That's dangerous, you just know some madman's gonna put another layer of dough on top of that, and where does it even stop at that point?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The fabled *whispering* trippel inbakad

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Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
Helvete, we’ll do halvtreds inbakad. Bjørn, fire up the oven.

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