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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > wrong thread
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WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

 Are the Eagles going to lose?

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

 this tackling is.... something

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Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
 Get hosed Matt Patricia

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 I hope someone hits Matt Patricia

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 lol at that defender trying to trip palmer but then thinking better of it

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

bean mom posted:

im still in genuine shock that they loving PROMOTED HIM mid season

just how bad was the other guy?

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 eagles are a glorfied bye week

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Fritha got into my blue cheese dip :mad:

now she's in timeout.

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 please payton don't hurt em

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

quiggy posted:

the brady/belichick pats weren't good because of matt patricia

The years he was DC were the weakest years of the defense!

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
every eagles fan i know thought they were eating poo poo tonight and haven't been talking much poo poo.

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


 matt patricia better be thankful this game is in tampa tbh

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Despera posted:

eagles are a glorfied bye week

:lol:

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

WalletBeef posted:

Are the Eagles going to lose?

Yes

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 The eagles have one win since the bills OT game that made them 10-1

It was home vs the giants in a game Tommy Devito played the first half. The eagles won by 8. 33-25. They lost the half tyrod Taylor played 22-13

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Eagles are just as fraudulent as the Cowboys and Dolphins

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 “The eagles make a play!!!!””

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
This defense is loving trash lol

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lmao

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Bwahahahah Eli bodying the Eagles

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 i like how siriannis main decision in the back half of this season was to elevate the fat rapist who sucks

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
"Zone's not working, either"

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Eagles loving suck :lol:

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



 What even is this tackling?

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
good lord those LBs are out of position. Just woof.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 its kind of weird though... not sure I've ever seen a team that should be very talented, and start the season on a huge tear, and then just completely implode. without having lost the QB or something like that

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Otton!!!

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
did the eagles defense age ten years in the last year

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 it's incredible how bad they are

can i quote my nfceast post for the tenth time

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Nodoze posted:

Eagles are just as fraudulent as the Cowboys and Dolphins

Dolphins at least have the unfathomably cold excuse

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

quiggy posted:

matt patricia better be thankful this game is in tampa tbh

if they somehow beat the bucs by some miracle he's gonna need to ride into ford field in a popemobile

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Mayfield carving them up

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
The Emmys are more entertaining than watching the Eagles tackling lol

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Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose
Bruce Arians still red as a beet

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

triple sulk posted:

We can pretty easily go week by week and show how lucky they've been. A lot of this is going off rough memory but it's close enough.

Week 1 @ Pats: W 25-20, NE hosed up a chance at the end I think?
Week 2 vs Vikings: W 34-28, again if I recall, Cousins hosed up a comeback opportunity
Week 3 @ TB: W 25-11, comfortable enough but TB really sucks
Week 4 vs Washington: W 34-31 in OT, Washington blew a shot to win in some fashion
Week 5 @ Rams: W 23-14, don't remember much about this one but it was close enough and they only scored 6 points in the second half
Week 6 @ Jets: L 20-14, lmao
Week 7 vs Dolphins: W 31-17, their only quality win
Week 8 @ Washington: W 38-31, should not have been this close and should not have given up 31 points
Week 9 vs Cowboys: W 28-23, had a chance to lose this one and I think Dak blew a shot to win?
Week 10: bye
Week 11 @ KC: W 21-17, the one receiver hosed up a perfect Mahomes bomb for a TD
Week 12 vs Bills: W 37-34 in OT, should have lost this one but again the QB did some dumb poo poo or something
Week 13 vs 49ers: L 42-19, got their poo poo kicked in after two good defensive drives and two offensive drives they hosed up which set the tone
Week 14 @ Cowboys: L 33-13, got their poo poo kicked in for a second week in a row

They very easily could have lost weeks 1, 2, 4, 9, 11, and 12 if one or two things went differently, be it a drop here or better clock management there. You could say that about a lot of football games, but it was consistently uncomfortable win after uncomfortable win all season, and even if that only happened in half their games, you're still looking at a 7-6 team that's outclassed by several other teams in the NFC. They have @ Seattle, vs. Giants, vs. Cardinals, @ Giants left, and are almost assuredly going to drop one of the two games against the Giants, and I wouldn't be shocked if they lost both and go 1-3 or 0-4 the rest of the way out.
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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I am never going to question why people call the Eagles bad after this season.

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

bean mom posted:

im still in genuine shock that they loving PROMOTED HIM mid season

That moment feels like that was the end for this team, because they definitely weren't playing better afterwards

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 the dolphins win doesn't even look quality any more because they're trash too

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Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
 #DeeboWasRight that they are trash after all

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Nodoze posted:

Eagles are just as fraudulent as the Cowboys and Dolphins

They look the most fraudulent of all

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