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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

This game is really an indictment on Tampa

They should be up by way more

9-8 winning a division is pathetic

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:17

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# ? May 28, 2024 13:07

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

The 7th Guest posted:

even the Juan Castillo defense played harder than this

I'd prefer to keep the phrase "defensive coordinator Juan Castillo" in the memory hole, thanks.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:17

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Scarabrae posted:

Ban kicking its so lame

nah at least then there's still some connection to foot.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:17

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

post hole digger posted:

in a weekend full of stinkers this might be the stinkiest

Because of all the FGs

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:17

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Tampa stop being the rams. You know what happen to them right? :v:

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:17

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

Packers Lions NFC Championship gonna be crazy

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:18

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Crescent Wrench posted:

I'd prefer to keep the phrase "defensive coordinator Juan Castillo" in the memory hole, thanks.

the funny thing is that Castillo's defense in 2012 gave up 27.8 PPG, which was unfathomably bad. Patricia's defense has actually given up more than that

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:18

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I can picture the postgame pressers where Tampa Bay is collectively sheepish about winning.

"Yeah, we didn't play our best football. We dropped passes & were almost picked off several times..."

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:18

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

euphronius posted:

Can’t feel good if you are a Tampa fan right now

lol

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:18

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

euphronius posted:

This game is really an indictment on Tampa

They should be up by way more

they scored 9 against the panthers

this is more an indictment of how bad the EAGLES are

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:18

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

euphronius posted:

Can�t feel good if you are a Tampa fan right now

if we win this game the season is a success, everything else is gravy

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:18

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

The Eagles are really not anywhere near as out of this as they should be.

Do I believe in this changing anything? No. But this should just about be in put in the backups mode for Tampa.

e:fb by everyone

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:18

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

Scarabrae posted:

Packers Lions NFC Championship gonna be crazy

Why are we writing off the 49ers here? Just out of curiosity

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:19

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

euphronius posted:

Can�t feel good if you are a Tampa fan right now

i�ll take any win we can get

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:19

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

Play posted:

glad I wasn't the only one who saw that, that was absolutely ludicrous. just an absurd lack of effort and care

like he wasn't even being blocked! you can't block someone with your rear end. normally, at least

lol, yeah, I was like "Get off your block!" and then I realized, Jesus Christ, he wasn't even being blocked. That poo poo would have had me hitting the ceiling if I were a fan

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:19

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

kidcoelacanth posted:

if we win this game the season is a success, everything else is gravy

No you see we're not winning hard enough therefore it's basically a loss

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:19

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Wow, one competitive game out of 6. Really glad they expanded the playoffs for this
:lol:

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:20

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

The only objective of any team coming out of the NFC South this season was to drag a better team down to our level and smear poo poo in their faces until they cried "Uncle". Tampa is doing their part to represent the NFCS correctly.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:20

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/NBABabySecret/status/1747074078437986610

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:20

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

jalen hurtstowatch

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:21

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:21

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lol

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:21

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

"I thought I knew everything. I didn't know poo poo!"

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:21

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

kidcoelacanth posted:

if we win this game the season is a success, everything else is gravy

i would say its a divisional round, not gravy

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:21

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

lol Arians dropping a poo poo out of nowhere

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:21

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

How the hell did the eagles win 11 games?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:22

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

"I thought I knew everything. I didn't know poo poo." - Bruce Arians

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:22

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

sad to see this as kelce's last game

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:22

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

bean mom posted:

https://twitter.com/NBABabySecret/status/1747074078437986610

lol

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:22

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Wow, one competitive game out of 6. Really glad they expanded the playoffs for this

100 million dollars per game

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:22

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

Scarabrae posted:

How the hell did the eagles win 11 games?

extraordinary luck, triple sulk has a great post about it here that breaks it down by week

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:22

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

dang julio

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:22

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Oh hey a pump fake to an open receiver.

You can do that?!?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:22

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Toaster Beef posted:

extraordinary luck, triple sulk has a great post about it here that breaks it down by week

triple sulk posted:

We can pretty easily go week by week and show how lucky they've been. A lot of this is going off rough memory but it's close enough.

Week 1 @ Pats: W 25-20, NE hosed up a chance at the end I think?
Week 2 vs Vikings: W 34-28, again if I recall, Cousins hosed up a comeback opportunity
Week 3 @ TB: W 25-11, comfortable enough but TB really sucks
Week 4 vs Washington: W 34-31 in OT, Washington blew a shot to win in some fashion
Week 5 @ Rams: W 23-14, don't remember much about this one but it was close enough and they only scored 6 points in the second half
Week 6 @ Jets: L 20-14, lmao
Week 7 vs Dolphins: W 31-17, their only quality win
Week 8 @ Washington: W 38-31, should not have been this close and should not have given up 31 points
Week 9 vs Cowboys: W 28-23, had a chance to lose this one and I think Dak blew a shot to win?
Week 10: bye
Week 11 @ KC: W 21-17, the one receiver hosed up a perfect Mahomes bomb for a TD
Week 12 vs Bills: W 37-34 in OT, should have lost this one but again the QB did some dumb poo poo or something
Week 13 vs 49ers: L 42-19, got their poo poo kicked in after two good defensive drives and two offensive drives they hosed up which set the tone
Week 14 @ Cowboys: L 33-13, got their poo poo kicked in for a second week in a row

They very easily could have lost weeks 1, 2, 4, 9, 11, and 12 if one or two things went differently, be it a drop here or better clock management there. You could say that about a lot of football games, but it was consistently uncomfortable win after uncomfortable win all season, and even if that only happened in half their games, you're still looking at a 7-6 team that's outclassed by several other teams in the NFC. They have @ Seattle, vs. Giants, vs. Cardinals, @ Giants left, and are almost assuredly going to drop one of the two games against the Giants, and I wouldn't be shocked if they lost both and go 1-3 or 0-4 the rest of the way out.