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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/AndySuchorski/status/1747076344511345013?s=20

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

This is ripe for a Photoshop thread ijs

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



FIFTY PERCENT IS GOOD, RIGHT

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

:lol: Ron is going to run for a few days on this being his comeback kid underdog victory where he tells himself losing is the same as a win because he outperformed pretty abysmal expectations.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Outpost22 posted:

Who the gently caress is Ryan Binkey?

Heeeeeeeey Kiiiiiiiids!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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We're just not physically capable of having an election in which the numbers 51 and 49 do not figure, huh

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


Oh, Republicans rely on paper bags for all sorts of things, especially testing candidates and voters.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
According to CNN tracker there's one district -Jefferson- that hasn't reported at all tonight. So what are the odds for, phones are down/haven't finished yet/everyone got the wrong night/the heating went out and they all died?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1747105818577604611

Powerful "I heartily endorse this product and/or service" Krusty the Klown energy there.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



The funniest thing to me is that Trump's bellicose bombastic anointed Emperor poo poo can backfire hard if he doesn't get decisive victories, because when you spend weeks crowing about how your opponents stand no chance and you can barely get 50% in the most friendly environment possible, hey just maybe you need to show up to some loving debates and campaign.

I mean anyone else this would be an okay win, got some work to do. For him it's devastating because ONLY overwhelming victories are considered, and this makes him look super weak than if he was actually campaigning hard.

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jan 16, 2024

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

This is ripe for a Photoshop thread ijs

Gorilla Channel on the left TV

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Donald >50% geotus magus 47th and final president of the United States god bless

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

:lol::lol::lol:

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?


inside u there are 2 ron desantises

dervival
Apr 23, 2014


the duality of man

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

It's gonna be a hell of a week, people



These lols shall get us through the latter half of a holiday week. Bless.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Lol dropping out headline before the caucuses have even finished.

deep loser energy there.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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dr_rat posted:

Lol dropping out headline before the caucuses have even finished.

deep loser energy there.

He's a finance genois, you gotta know when to stop throwing good money after bad

It's when 35% of the votes are counted, not any time in the past 9 months when the result was obvious, and certainly not 6 hours later when the next billing cycle hits

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Junk posted:



inside u there are 2 ron desantises

The plural is "desantids"

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.




Lol no one's going from Vivek to Trump. Nobody has Trump as their #2. He's your #1 or you're never Trump, that's another 7% for everyone else to split up.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

nine-gear crow posted:

How would a two foot long penis even work?

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


TulliusCicero posted:

49% of GOP hardcore Caucus goers

In a loving snowstorm.

Lmao

Like these freaks went into a snowstorm to vote for anyone BUT Trump.

Holy poo poo that's actually awful for him the more I LOL about it

lol Trump is going to stumble his way to the R nomination by getting 51% in every primary

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



vaginite posted:

Lol no one's going from Vivek to Trump. Nobody has Trump as their #2. He's your #1 or you're never Trump, that's another 7% for everyone else to split up.

Probably even divide between Haley/ Ron

I think Haley wins NH, Ron comes within digits of 2nd place Trumbo, than SC is anyone's game

Considering everybody thought Ron was politically dead this a decent result for him.

Oh my god I bet Biden would love to run against old Moonboots, the memes make themselves

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Jan 16, 2024

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

No gorilla channel, no sale

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

nine-gear crow posted:

How would a two foot long penis even work?

I would say turn around if you want to fund out but you don't actually have to turn around.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



nine-gear crow posted:

How would a two foot long penis even work?

If you get an erection you shrivel up like a raisin and die

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
what de numbas at now

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



The media is also dumb as gently caress and assumes that "Man who thinks debates are beneath him" magically has 90% of GOP support

Like seriously the media are way overplaying Trump's actual position because the horse race narrative between him and Biden sells views and clicks.

gently caress them.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Junk posted:

what de numbas at now

He's barely scraping 51% lmao

If the field narrows he's in trouble, and there will be an opposition front runner after NH and SC

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1747105818577604611

Powerful "I heartily endorse this product and/or service" Krusty the Klown energy there.

i'm surprised he let those two losers on stage. next to him, even!

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


God I want to see how deranged Trump gets if he loses a primary.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
lol it's closing in on four hours and they still haven't finished.

how are they so bad at this?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



dr_rat posted:

lol it's closing in on five hours and they still haven't finished.

how are they so bad at this?

STOP THE COUNT

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

gorilla channel

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

dr_rat posted:

lol it's closing in on five hours and they still haven't finished.

how are they so bad at this?

bring on the big dumps!

the big, beautiful dumps

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

dr_rat posted:

lol it's closing in on five hours and they still haven't finished.

how are they so bad at this?

Iowa is legendarily bad at caucasus.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

TulliusCicero posted:

STOP THE COUNT

count the correct votes!

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

nine-gear crow posted:

Iowa is legendarily bad at caucasus.

because its a horrible system that should be outlawed

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