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Tree Bucket posted:Actually those quote unquote "losers" are the hip new alternative to Taylor Swift ! Taylor Swift: Hating on gay people doesn't make them less gay. Hip New Alternative: Actually, having a wife and getting her something is gay.
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Jan 16, 2024 11:36
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I was gonna say, imagine being somebody's wife and discovering he watches this stuff But then I realized, the number of people who watch Matt Walsh and are married has got to be drat small
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Jan 16, 2024 11:43
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Data Graham posted:I was gonna say, imagine being somebody's wife and discovering he watches this stuff Sadly, I think it's a larger proportion than you give credit to
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Jan 16, 2024 11:44
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I shared a house with a dude who mainlined Ben Shapiro for hours every night , and during my tenancy he lost his girlfriend. Pretty funny
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Jan 16, 2024 12:02
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Stoatbringer posted:If you were wondering what they gayest thing in the world is, which clearly proves beyond a doubt that you are definitely gay, Matt Walsh has the answer. Lmao, "Loving your wife is so gay guys, buy your gift last minute, don't even think about it" "Just buy a gift on your way home from my house after you wrestle in a diaper while I film it, that's alpha straight man poo poo bro"
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Jan 16, 2024 12:11
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Grey Cat posted:Nothing says "I love you" quite like buying a gift at the gas station last minute for your wife. "Happy Valentine's Day, darling. I got you a litre of Castrol GTX 10w40."
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Jan 16, 2024 12:19
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Haverchuck posted:Will be interesting to see which ones jump on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nincTqwmxxo yeah...they are already there.
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Jan 16, 2024 12:25
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Stoatbringer posted:"Happy Valentine's Day, darling. I got you a litre of Castrol GTX 10w40." That's not even what my car takes, that's what your car takes!
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Jan 16, 2024 12:54
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Grey Cat posted:That's not even what my car takes, that's what your car takes! Yea well now I can come pick you up after work when your lovely car breaks down.
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Jan 16, 2024 12:58
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Jan 16, 2024 13:09
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I'm a bit surprised DeSantis pulled #2, and I'm wondering how that affects Haley in NH The issue is DeSantis put it all on the line for a second place Iowa finish and has no infrastructure beyond Iowa lol. This is gonna rule
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Jan 16, 2024 13:14
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Imagine losing to a moth flying into a bug zapper
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Jan 16, 2024 13:18
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I'm a bit surprised DeSantis pulled #2 Why are you surprised? Look at his winning smile!  "Hello Regular Humans, how is your skin today?"
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Jan 16, 2024 13:19
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Team Desantis https://twitter.com/PhilAmmann/status/1747077185750339882?s=20 quote:
 
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Jan 16, 2024 13:19
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Kingo Ligma posted:It's loving wild that there's an entire industry of dudes videoing themselves painstakingly explaining every single way they're a massive loser and then saying "but being a massive loser is totally masculine" at the end Part of me really thinks that some of these guys say stuff like this because they know it draws attention and they may get some people who agree that they shouldn't have to make an effort in their relationships. The kind of guy who thinks it's totally cool that his dad would get his mom a vacuum for her birthday and wishes he could get away with the same. On the other hand, it's extremely weird that pretty much every sign of affection men can show their partners is considered "gay" by a subset of conservative influencers to the point where "fellas, is it gay to..." is a meme format. The obsession with being masculine equaling being an rear end in a top hat or not enjoying specific things is another easy method to not only to stir up engagement, but it lets them start an argument that X or Y isn't a real man because they do A and not B and start targeting people in the news/media.
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Jan 16, 2024 13:22
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Team Desantis A dictatorship that picks our representatives
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Jan 16, 2024 13:27
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Every election this year will be stollen one way or the other, lmao
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Jan 16, 2024 13:34
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Lottery interference! I hadn’t bought my tickets yet when they called the numbers!
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Jan 16, 2024 13:36
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Love how they didn’t change their rules for when to call caucuses despite everyone having a smartphone now and getting the news alerts while they are in the caucus. Great system.
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Jan 16, 2024 13:52
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Escape From Noise posted:I bet Biden couldn't even lift a Chicago deep dish! What’s so funny about this kind of poo poo, the fact that he brings TERRIBLE pizza and the like, is that his campaign can’t even do the barest bit of research to help endear themselves (also it’s crazy that they don’t need to but still) to the locals by figuring out where the “good spots” are in these small towns. Like, you don’t visit a small town and hit up Denny’s for breakfast, you go to the diner. Instead he just brings a bunch of gas station pizza because he can’t be bothered to have his people call a local pizza spot.
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Jan 16, 2024 13:55
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Desantis isn't really wrong, news media shouldn't be calling elections while polls are open. That said, caucuses are stupid is gently caress and that poo poo is gonna happen. Media really, really wants Trump to win too.
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Jan 16, 2024 13:57
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kazil posted:Desantis isn't really wrong, news media shouldn't be calling elections while polls are open. This is literally how it's always worked in all modern elections. Once someone is mathematically the winner, the race is called. DeSantis complaining about this is like being totally new to any election in his lifetime.
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Jan 16, 2024 14:01
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Tumble posted:What’s so funny about this kind of poo poo, the fact that he brings TERRIBLE pizza and the like, is that his campaign can’t even do the barest bit of research to help endear themselves (also it’s crazy that they don’t need to but still) to the locals by figuring out where the “good spots” are in these small towns. Like, you don’t visit a small town and hit up Denny’s for breakfast, you go to the diner. Casey's is a local pizza spot to a lot of people in Iowa. People there generally like it.
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Jan 16, 2024 14:01
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I've been watching too many streamers play No Pixel 4.0 GTA and thought maybe Bloomberg did a huge oops because one of the characters is Vivek Ramaswamy and is running for mayor of Los Santos.
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Jan 16, 2024 14:02
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beerinator posted:Casey's is a local pizza spot to a lot of people in Iowa. People there generally like it. Those poor Iowans. 
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Jan 16, 2024 14:02
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kazil posted:Desantis isn't really wrong, news media shouldn't be calling elections while polls are open. That said, caucuses are stupid is gently caress and that poo poo is gonna happen. On the other hand, public party primaries and caucuses are stupid and don't necessarily produce good candidates and should be eliminated. We're like basically the only country that does them. It just leads to people pandering to morons.
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Jan 16, 2024 14:10
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kazil posted:Desantis isn't really wrong, news media shouldn't be calling elections while polls are open. That said, caucuses are stupid is gently caress and that poo poo is gonna happen. "Breaking news! Trump has enough votes that it's literally, mathematically, impossible for him to lose or his competitors to win! We can't call the race yet though, because that would be interference. Just giving you the information, interpret it as you please. Anything can happen maybe! Except it can't. Mathematically. But we're not saying he won because that wouldn't be fair."
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Jan 16, 2024 14:17
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I'm already tired of all the Winning
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Jan 16, 2024 14:18
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Accipiter posted:This is literally how it's always worked in all modern elections. Once someone is mathematically the winner, the race is called. They called the Iowa vote long, long before that point.
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Jan 16, 2024 14:24
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beerinator posted:Casey's is a local pizza spot to a lot of people in Iowa. People there generally like it. That reminds me of a few towns in Indiana I've had to stay overnight in for one reason or another over the years, and the local hotspot/diner for them was literally whatever restaurant was part of the local truck stop. Some were lucky and actually got like a diner-type place with a (small) variety of dishes, but others were stuck with Wendy's, McDonald's, etc. E: also this is the best result. Trump thought he was going to cruise to victory in Iowa with a huge majority, showing that he still ruled the GOP with his (tiny) iron fist. Instead he got just a little over half the vote; meaning--as some have pointed out--that he's not completely unassailable, because 49% of Iowa GOP primary voters turned out in freezing cold weather to vote against him. 
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Jan 16, 2024 14:25
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Tumble posted:What’s so funny about this kind of poo poo, the fact that he brings TERRIBLE pizza and the like, is that his campaign can’t even do the barest bit of research to help endear themselves (also it’s crazy that they don’t need to but still) to the locals by figuring out where the “good spots” are in these small towns. Like, you don’t visit a small town and hit up Denny’s for breakfast, you go to the diner. Casey’s is going to be the only spot in town in a lot of these places. Not just for restaurant choice either, sometimes it’ll be the only store in town period.
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Jan 16, 2024 14:29
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Team Desantis Conservatives, please listen. It's not "THE MEDIA" it's your political party. Your party wants a dictator. You are in a loving cult. Also lol trump opened the "election interference" box and we're never closing it again.
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Jan 16, 2024 14:30
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At some point, desantis is gonna have to drop out and begrudgingly endorse trump lmao
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Jan 16, 2024 14:39
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Team Desantis You know, Chuckles actually has a point for once Calling a Caucus over when it just started and declaring a winner is some dumb poo poo, and the media absolutely wants to sell Trump for big views
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Jan 16, 2024 14:39
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Bottom Liner posted:Write Bazinga on Desantis' campaign tombstone. His tombstone is going to say "Its Okay to Say Gay Now."
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Jan 16, 2024 14:39
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Normally election boards don't even start posting results until the polls close, so I assume Iowa getting called prior to that is yet another byproduct of the caucus process being dumb as hell.
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Jan 16, 2024 14:44
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Jan 16, 2024 14:45
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How the heck did DeSantis get elected Governor of Florida? I know Florida is Chud Central, but he seems to not have an instinctual political bone in his body. Did he face no competition in Florida? Was his opponent (Republican) that bad? Beating the Dems, sure, but how did he get nominated?
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Jan 16, 2024 14:46
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Conservatives, please listen. It's not "THE MEDIA" it's your political party. Your party wants a dictator. Maybe they'll listen if we play them That One Chris Rock Routine.
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Jan 16, 2024 14:47
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redshirt posted:How the heck did DeSantis get elected Governor of Florida? I know Florida is Chud Central, but he seems to not have an instinctual political bone in his body. Did he face no competition in Florida? Was his opponent (Republican) that bad? As an escaped Florida man myself, have you met us before lmao
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