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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Today I spontaneously remembered the guy with an exhaustively cataloged collection of pictures of women in crew-neck sweatshirts, attempted to explain this to my spouse, and eventually just went back to the Sweater Fetish episode to pull the text

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Antivehicular posted:

Today I spontaneously remembered the guy with an exhaustively cataloged collection of pictures of women in crew-neck sweatshirts, attempted to explain this to my spouse, and eventually just went back to the Sweater Fetish episode to pull the text

Keep us updated, please.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Midjack posted:

Keep us updated, please.

The update is that I forgot that dude also had some kind of sweatshirt-photo-to-erotica pipeline with cross-referenced music cues, because some people need to really ritualize their jackoff session

My spouse was mostly just bemused

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Happy Landfill posted:

I need to change my av text to this. It's so good.

If I remember right, that phrase was coined by Positive Stress

Shazaminator
Oct 11, 2007
The power of Shazam compels you!

BootsRaingear posted:

Thanks. That really means a lot. We've kept running with the notion that we keep doing it as long as it remains fun. It's still fun.

I’ve been listening for ten years now - the My Little Pony episode was my first, I remember that very distinctly - and F Plus is one of the few podcasts I’ve remained subscribed to continuously that entire time.

Whenever I’m feeling down or mentally exhausted or just numb I know I can always just grab a bunch of episodes at random from the back catalog and I’ll be in stitches. Thank you for your service continuing to subject yourself to these absurdities.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I appreciate that fplus has gotten better about sexualities as well as gender identities and doesn't go after the obviously mentally ill types anymore. I think my least favorite episode was the asexuality one.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Agreed, but don't purge the archives; if the crew feels like they need to do anything (no sarcasm), just add a quick "we grew up" bumper to the beginning like the later looney tunes dvd collections

vvv: same - there are a couple episodes that hit too close to home for me to enjoy, but all I need to do is skip them and throw on a different random one from the archive

Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jan 16, 2024

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

tokin opposition posted:

I appreciate that fplus has gotten better about sexualities as well as gender identities and doesn't go after the obviously mentally ill types anymore. I think my least favorite episode was the asexuality one.

Yeah, honestly, same. I tried to listen to it again recently and I couldn't even make it through the intro without getting annoyed and turning the episode off. Nothing against the crew or anything, of course; it was 12 years ago and people can grow and change a lot in that time. That's just an episode in particular from my perspective, as someone has since realised I am asexual myself, has aged like milk left out in the middle of the desert.

But at the same time, if someone listens to it for the first time and finds it perfectly enjoyable that's cool. Good for them! I just have to make sure to refresh again if it ever comes up when playing random episodes for background noise now.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


tokin opposition posted:

I appreciate that fplus has gotten better about sexualities as well as gender identities and doesn't go after the obviously mentally ill types anymore. I think my least favorite episode was the asexuality one.

And I'm very happy that Extra Credit exists to fill the gap of being able to make fun of "is bread an orientation?" teenagers from a queer perspective.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

RandomPauI posted:

If I remember right, that phrase was coined by Positive Stress
Thank you!

This show is full of so many good lines

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

The F Plus has given me a bunch of useful ways to talk about the internet. Whenever I bring up "I don't have that problem, goodbye" to someone unfamiliar with the F Plus but familiar with internet posts, they know what I mean.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Djeser posted:

The F Plus has given me a bunch of useful ways to talk about the internet. Whenever I bring up "I don't have that problem, goodbye" to someone unfamiliar with the F Plus but familiar with internet posts, they know what I mean.

Same; it's such a good phrase.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Lotus Aura posted:

Yeah, honestly, same. I tried to listen to it again recently and I couldn't even make it through the intro without getting annoyed and turning the episode off. Nothing against the crew or anything, of course; it was 12 years ago and people can grow and change a lot in that time. That's just an episode in particular from my perspective, as someone has since realised I am asexual myself, has aged like milk left out in the middle of the desert.

But at the same time, if someone listens to it for the first time and finds it perfectly enjoyable that's cool. Good for them! I just have to make sure to refresh again if it ever comes up when playing random episodes for background noise now.

I listen to old LPs from 10+ years ago and the amount of casual slurs blasted out can be a bit of a smack to the head sometimes, yeah. It's wild how fast stuff can change.

Djeser posted:

The F Plus has given me a bunch of useful ways to talk about the internet. Whenever I bring up "I don't have that problem, goodbye" to someone unfamiliar with the F Plus but familiar with internet posts, they know what I mean.

this never changes tho

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

While we're sharing lemme just say I really like the wikiporno one where it just turns into pro wrestling and I wish I could get more of JimmyFranks announcing porn in that voice.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
If anyone else was wondering after listening to the NoPoo episode, rooibos is pronounced like "roy-boss"

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Shame Boy posted:

While we're sharing lemme just say I really like the wikiporno one where it just turns into pro wrestling and I wish I could get more of JimmyFranks announcing porn in that voice.

Many insertions as she GOES. ALL. THE. WAY!

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

Women is really a paths duck

Vanrushal
Apr 2, 2005

I thought my Spitter was a Jockey!
I love you, Boy Meat

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

delicious dude meat

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


So that's what happened to the pot roast.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
Squarespace is not a law firm.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Lotus Aura posted:

Squarespace is not a law firm.

this joke pops up in my mind like once a month

BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.
*point to schlong*

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

fit em all up in there posted:

Women is really a paths duck

I'm still so mad I somehow missed the sticker run for that.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Shame Boy posted:

I'm still so mad I somehow missed the sticker run for that.

It was a fridge magnet! I would have used the poo poo out of that!

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I'm re-listening to "Can I Borrow Your Brain", the poster was asking for help with spells that'd help him when he landed F-list models and actresses. A potentially troubling thought came to mind.

What would an F-plus model or actress be like?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Sort this thread by most posted and you get a ranking list of em

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Fart Slut from the bimboland episode.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

RandomPauI posted:

I'm re-listening to "Can I Borrow Your Brain", the poster was asking for help with spells that'd help him when he landed F-list models and actresses. A potentially troubling thought came to mind.

What would an F-plus model or actress be like?

lemon's angels:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Aye! I made the list!

ShellGame
Apr 10, 2016

stack 'em to the heavens

RandomPauI posted:

If I remember right, that phrase was coined by Positive Stress

That sounds like him.

Also, Extra Credit revisits a topic covered in an ancient F Plus episode about men whose girlfriends broke up with them Targeted Individuals.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Queuing this one up right now just for the TI poetry I see in the links. It's gonna be horrible, thank you so much.


Apropos of nothing I've been continuing to go through backlogs of "recent" episodes and have been utterly delighted by the brief return of Acierocolotl both in F Plus and Extra Credit. I yearn for more!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

how the gently caress

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Every now and then when I'm alone with my own thoughts now I just think....
They took my worm

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Waffleman_ posted:

how the gently caress

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was spying on me even the mouse…

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

The kid in the FPlus TI episode who gets to blame everything on TI's because his mom thinks it's the TI's pissing on the toilet seat is still one of my favorite individual little bits the podcast has covered.

ShellGame
Apr 10, 2016

stack 'em to the heavens
SAME! The guilelessness of the mother is just astounding. That episode is one of my favorites of all time in part because of that read alone.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Imagine being the guy who gets hired by the shadow government to piss on people's toilet seats

Imagine being the HR guy for the shadow government who has to evaluate resumes and conduct interviews for the toilet-seat-pisser position

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Antivehicular posted:

Imagine being the guy who gets hired by the shadow government to piss on people's toilet seats

Please don't doxx me, they pay me thousands of dollars for this important job...

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Mega64 posted:

Please don't doxx me, they pay me thousands of dollars for this important job...

That's gross and disgusting, you work in HR?

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