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Objective Action
Jun 10, 2007



I was up in north Alabama for '92. We got snowed in for almost a week, lots of poker by firelight to pass the time. We were up in the foothills of the Appalachians so lots of very steep hills to sled down after we pulled the hoods off some cars from the local junkyard to use as sleds.

I slammed one of those into a pine tree at the bottom of a ~70 degree incline going somewhere north of 20mph and went flying into a snowbank. Only my youthful good luck preventing injury or death. Good times!

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


i need more videos of drivers doing dumb things in this winter weather

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021


Raleigh 2014 remains the GOAT, imo

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


it's freezing there's snow how is the car on fire.. This is not the global warming I was promised.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

tater_salad posted:

it's freezing there's snow how is the car on fire.. This is not the global warming I was promised.

I guarantee that person's tires were slipping like crazy at the top of that hill and they had no idea what to do so they just kept flooring it until the engine literally caught on fire.

People have actually died that way because nobody knows what to do when they get stuck.

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

Paradoxish posted:

I guarantee that person's tires were slipping like crazy at the top of that hill and they had no idea what to do so they just kept flooring it until the engine literally caught on fire.

People have actually died that way because nobody knows what to do when they get stuck.

Yeah it was like... perfect shitstorm conditions. They're not complete strangers to snow in that area, but it's one of those temperate regions where nobody owns snow chains and there's maybe two plows for the whole city. Usually the snow drops overnight and everyone stays home for a few days and it's fine, that's your big storm for the season. That particular day, there was like four inches of snow in the middle of the day, nobody knows how to drive in snowy conditions and everyone was panicking.

I walked home that day and I made better progress than the bus I usually took. People were abandoning their cars at the side of the road, it was a loving mess.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
lol just had a drain pipe freeze IN my house. its in exterior facing wall for about 18 inches. The rest is “buried below the frost line”.

place was built in 2016 to local code and pipes were buried accordingly. not enough now bitch!

called a plumber who cranked it for an hour and couldn’t make a dent. so no plumbing for me for a while!

e: funny thing, I am in the lower 48 and it is 50F colder here than currently is in canadas arctic circle.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Do pipes freeze and burst as much in other countries?

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I left Nashville for Disney World on Sunday, so I got out of the cold about 8 hours before snow hit.

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


SixteenShells posted:

Yeah it was like... perfect shitstorm conditions. They're not complete strangers to snow in that area, but it's one of those temperate regions where nobody owns snow chains and there's maybe two plows for the whole city. Usually the snow drops overnight and everyone stays home for a few days and it's fine, that's your big storm for the season. That particular day, there was like four inches of snow in the middle of the day, nobody knows how to drive in snowy conditions and everyone was panicking.

I walked home that day and I made better progress than the bus I usually took. People were abandoning their cars at the side of the road, it was a loving mess.

no one in minnesota has snow chains and we manage

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Basic Poster posted:

called a plumber who cranked it for an hour

Worst porno ever.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Platystemon posted:

Worst porno ever.

Just never noticed the bored look in her eyes.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Hooplah posted:

no one in minnesota has snow chains and we manage

:yooge: i'm from minnesota I know what I'm doing

/drives through snoqualmie pass in january without chains because I have AWD

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Spergin Morlock posted:

:yooge: i'm from minnesota I know what I'm doing

/drives through snoqualmie pass in january without chains because I have AWD

AWD is the most chicanery causing automotive technology ever

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Do pipes freeze and burst as much in other countries?

do other countries have local building codes that are voted on by council people with immediate familial relations to all the large builders hell bent on min maxing their P&L? idk?!

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
This is the best "southerners stuck on the highway when it snows" story of all time

quote:

Jan 29, 2014, 11:15 AM ET

ATLANTA -- Chipper Jones is retired from baseball, but that didn't keep him from helping out a former Atlanta Braves teammate.

With thousands of motorists trapped on Atlanta's frozen interstates by a deep freeze that had engulfed much of the Southeast, Jones hopped on his four-wheeler and aided Braves first baseman Freddie Freeman, who had tweeted earlier that he had been stuck for five-plus hours in gridlock because of snow.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/10369602/chipper-jones-rescues-freddie-freeman-atlanta-braves-storm

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

i am harry posted:

I think it had something to do with mt st helen erupting.

all the young trees in the woods were bent down from the weight of the snow, they looked like hair in a combover

There are still bent over trees on my parents and grandparents property, from the 1996 ice storm and 2000 blizzard

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Hooplah posted:

no one in minnesota has snow chains and we manage

A lot of people in Southern states run summer tires all year long. All season tires are also poo poo in snow, but summer tires are useless and straight up death traps if you've got no experience in snow. Add overconfidence from AWD and traction control systems and it's going to be a disaster.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




oh you sweet summer tire

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Big rubber needs to be destroyed so we can invent tires that don't suck rear end

yellowD
Mar 7, 2007

it's all tires. my 6sp rwd car with michelin xice easily outperforms any 4wd suv with all seasons

yellowD has issued a correction as of 03:38 on Jan 17, 2024

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
americans are incapable of changing their routines even one tiny bit regardless of the circumstances they find themselves in.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Stereotype posted:

americans are incapable of changing their routines even one tiny bit regardless of the circumstances they find themselves in.

every american's mental resources are pegged in the red at all times due to some sort of fear, rational or otherwise

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

10in of snow and all the guys in the neighborhood have to take their cars out for 5 minutes for the novelty of it. We've got three at the bottom of the hill that can't make it back up.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Acelerion posted:

10in of snow and all the guys in the neighborhood have to take their cars out for 5 minutes for the novelty of it. We've got three at the bottom of the hill that can't make it back up.

that rules

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Dudes rock.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Acelerion posted:

10in of snow and all the guys in the neighborhood have to take their cars out for 5 minutes for the novelty of it. We've got three at the bottom of the hill that can't make it back up.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


hey cool buffalo and the surrounding area is going to get another 1-2ft possibly.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

tater_salad posted:

hey cool buffalo and the surrounding area is going to get another 1-2ft possibly.

...just so long as there's no snow in April for the total eclipse... :ohdear:

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

the key to summer tires all year long is living somewhere that has a bajillion snow plows out on the roads

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


BIG HEADLINE posted:

...just so long as there's no snow in April for the total eclipse... :ohdear:

it'll be cloudy I promise. I cant' tell you how often the northern lights will be visible from our area and I go drive out to a nice dark spot for it to be cloudy.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Woke Mind Virus posted:

the key to summer tires all year long is living somewhere that has a bajillion snow plows out on the roads

Or just somewhere it doesn't snow/get icey

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Woke Mind Virus posted:

the key to summer tires all year long is living somewhere that has a bajillion snow plows out on the roads

summer tires are hockey pucks below ~50f

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Woke Mind Virus posted:

the key to summer tires all year long is living somewhere that has a bajillion snow plows out on the roads

I'm not paying taxes

yellowD
Mar 7, 2007

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

summer tires are hockey pucks below ~50f

yep, summer compound even on a dry road is a disaster

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
so when is the next exciting bout of weather? my body is ready

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

so when is the next exciting bout of weather? my body is ready
sooner than expected

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Honky Mao posted:

Big rubber needs to be destroyed so we can invent tires that don't suck rear end

We actually already have Sufficiently Advanced Tire Technology, they're just expensive and will cost you maybe 1 mpg on the highway so OEM car manufacturers don't sell cars with them mounted:
https://www.michelinman.com/auto/tires/michelin-crossclimate2
https://www.goodyear.com/en_US/tires/assurance-weatherready/13859.html

The secret sauce is a high treadwear compound that also works across a much wider temperature range than conventional "all seasons" plus a tread pattern that clears water and can grip snow. Unless you're going off road or have a sports car that you will be performance driving, I don't know why you'd use anything else unless you're cost engineering your cars and/or trying to game fuel economy or range ratings by putting poo poo low rolling resistance tires on.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Does this thread have a weather app recommendation for Android phones (not sure if iphone/android matters but just in case)? I have "Hyperlocal Weather" and I dunno but it just seems mediocre. Wondering if there's a more accurate forecasting app out there.

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SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

tangy yet delightful posted:

Does this thread have a weather app recommendation for Android phones (not sure if iphone/android matters but just in case)? I have "Hyperlocal Weather" and I dunno but it just seems mediocre. Wondering if there's a more accurate forecasting app out there.

I use NWS Now. Lightweight, no-nonsense front-end for NWS reports. It's not on the Play store, but Fdroid has it and I think you can manually install the APK if you want to.

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