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Silly Newbie posted:the Midwest, Hard pass
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# ? May 14, 2024 23:15 |
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scary ghost dog posted:youre never gonna keep him down No one's trying to, they just keep on falling down by themselves! Pretty sure it was all the drinks they had.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 09:26 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Oh, great. Next you are gonna be telling me stone cold Steve Austin is deaf and I just missed it for years. Dwayne Johnson has no sense of smell.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 14:20 |
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He’s nose blind!
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 14:39 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:american tv or film often has the protagonist leave their house with a coffee in their special cup, then put it in the cup holder and drive to work Not American, but I do that all the time. Means I have a delicious coffee to drink while I'm commuting. What's not to like?
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 17:50 |
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It's something easy to do if you commute a relatively long way via car, which many Americans do and not very many non-Americans do.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 06:23 |
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I mean if you never leave your mom's basement i guess you wouldn't, sure
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 06:55 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:It's something easy to do if you commute a relatively long way via car, which many Americans do and not very many non-Americans do. Or even a relatively short distance! If I haven't finished it when I get to work I walk inside with it and then I still have coffee. It's just a cup of coffee. It's not special car coffee. You can drink it anywhere. Groundbreaking.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 09:31 |
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Roblo posted:Or even a relatively short distance! If I haven't finished it when I get to work I walk inside with it and then I still have coffee.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 11:53 |
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I just can't stand coffee myself. Never had a good cup, always tasted like liquid burnt to me. A good cuppa tea on the other hand...
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 14:05 |
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You can also put tea in the mug.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 14:27 |
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lol just lol at not understanding the concept of drinking while commuting. As if that is solely an “American” thing. What, like no one drinks or eats while on a bus/train/whatever when traveling from point A to point B anywhere else in the world? No, only stupid car people in stupid America do this stupid thing because they are stupid. You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Now where’s my cheeseburger.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 14:41 |
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It's because Americans have no PTO and can't afford to be a minute late, but also can't wake up earlier because we're suffering from many ailments and each moment awake is pain.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 14:46 |
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Jim Varney manages to look like Robert DeNiro several times in your avatar.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 14:50 |
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Boogaloo Shrimp posted:lol just lol at not understanding the concept of drinking while commuting. As if that is solely an “American” thing. What, like no one drinks or eats while on a bus/train/whatever when traveling from point A to point B anywhere else in the world? No, only stupid car people in stupid America do this stupid thing because they are stupid. You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Now where’s my cheeseburger. I don't make the rules here, pal.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 14:54 |
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Aphrodite posted:It's because Americans have no PTO and can't afford to be a minute late, but also can't wake up earlier because we're suffering from many ailments and each moment awake is pain. This is 100% accurate
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 15:57 |
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Aphrodite posted:It's because Americans have no PTO and can't afford to be a minute late, but also can't wake up earlier because we're suffering from many ailments and each moment awake is pain. You're free, what more do you want.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 16:09 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:american tv or film often has the protagonist leave their house with a coffee in their special cup, then put it in the cup holder and drive to work They're driving for 11 hours to work (average American daily commute) and need to bring coffee to stay awake.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 16:13 |
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I thought OP was just wondering why they take a "house mug" and not some sort of travel mug that's more suited to commuting?
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 17:11 |
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you missed the second half of the post then
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 17:30 |
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shockingly people love using travel mugs all throughout europe. you even get a discount for using them at most cafes in this country!
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 17:37 |
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Starbucks, the maker of the best coffee in the world, also does the same in North America
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 17:55 |
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more like old tasteless
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:07 |
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I don't even have anything in my mug, I just carry it to flex on those other bitches. It's a limited edition.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:10 |
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I don't even have a mug and have to carry scalding hot coffee in my bare cupped hands.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:52 |
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Aphrodite posted:I don't even have anything in my mug, I just carry it to flex on those other bitches. It's a limited edition. For some reason your post gave me a surrealist image in my head of a bunch of Disney adults, each of whom spends their one week of paid time off per year queueing up at Disney World only to immediately enter, grab that seasons limited edition mug, and immediately leave again, sitting around a boardroom table and comparing the mugs like in the scene in American psycho with the business cards.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 21:21 |
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Breetai posted:For some reason your post gave me a surrealist image in my head of a bunch of Disney adults, each of whom spends their one week of paid time off per year queueing up at Disney World only to immediately enter, grab that seasons limited edition mug, and immediately leave again, sitting around a boardroom table and comparing the mugs like in the scene in American psycho with the business cards. You just described my wife, sister, and sister-in-law
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 21:32 |
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Boogaloo Shrimp posted:lol just lol at not understanding the concept of drinking while commuting. As if that is solely an “American” thing. What, like no one drinks or eats while on a bus/train/whatever when traveling from point A to point B anywhere else in the world? No, only stupid car people in stupid America do this stupid thing because they are stupid. You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Now where’s my cheeseburger. I liked the histrionic use of the word "lug" like it's some great imposition to carry a 1lb object that often has a handle from your car to your house everyday.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 22:15 |
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Human Tornada posted:I liked the histrionic use of the word "lug" like it's some great imposition to carry a 1lb object that often has a handle from your car to your house everyday. That's a handle? Aw man I've been holding the mug by the rim and caching a thin film of coffee in the handle-hole as a kind of tenuous meniscus
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 22:31 |
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Tree Bucket posted:tenuous meniscus Now there's a top tier user name
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 22:48 |
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Boogaloo Shrimp posted:You just described my wife, sister, and sister-in-law How is she these days?
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 23:04 |
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Biplane posted:I don't even have a mug and have to carry scalding hot coffee in my bare cupped hands. This is the worst part...
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# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:06 |
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Boogaloo Shrimp posted:You just described my wife, sister, and sister-in-law Now that's one hosed up family tree
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# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:32 |
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Biplane posted:How is she these days? Our son is the King of Spain
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# ? Jan 16, 2024 10:11 |
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https://twitter.com/wydna777/status/1746857367449252317
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# ? Jan 16, 2024 17:27 |
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I know when I'm driving down the highway, necktie firmly buckled, doorknob exactly where it should be, I'm glad to have my trusty fingercup (the coffee cup that's also your fingers).
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# ? Jan 16, 2024 17:48 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I know when I'm driving down the highway, necktie firmly buckled, doorknob exactly where it should be, I'm glad to have my trusty fingercup (the coffee cup that's also your fingers). Well, he is a trad guy, how else are you supposed to keep your wife in the kitchen if you don't remove the doorknobs on the way out the door. I just like how his other hand is firmly attached to the steering column by another bar.
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# ? Jan 16, 2024 18:05 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I know when I'm driving down the highway, necktie firmly buckled, doorknob exactly where it should be, I'm glad to have my trusty fingercup (the coffee cup that's also your fingers). Actually he seems to be driving across the highway, not down it.
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# ? Jan 16, 2024 18:17 |
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Skrill.exe posted:Actually he seems to be driving across the highway, not down it. That’s because that cup didn’t just have coffee in it
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# ? Jan 16, 2024 18:19 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 23:15 |
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fartknocker posted:That’s because that cup didn’t just have coffee in it Why would he put cum in his cup
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