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The Demilich posted:I lost 50lbs in the span of a month and some change in 2021, and not only was it a pain in the rear end getting a colonoscopy ( just think about all that freedumb you have though. that must make up for it more than enough.
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The doctor told me I had the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. Thanks for reading.
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The Demilich posted:I lost 50lbs in the span of a month and some change in 2021, and not only was it a pain in the rear end getting a colonoscopy ( That sounds great actually, I wanna lose 50lbs in a month 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The doctor told me I had the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. Thanks for reading. Updating goon_fibre_intake.xls
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The doctor told me I had the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. Thanks for reading. One of the best username:post combos
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yeah i've got an official piece of paper around here somewhere that certifies that i have a normal anus. it says "anus: normal".
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Raising a lot of questions already answered by the certificate etc etc
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The doctor told me I had the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. Thanks for reading. You post regularly
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The doctor told me I had the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. Thanks for reading. Goon missing a clear pick up line
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Abongination posted:Goon missing a clear pick up line Why would you say that?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The doctor told me I had the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. Thanks for reading. text me
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Mola Yam posted:yeah i've got an official piece of paper around here somewhere that certifies that i have a normal anus. it says "anus: normal". gently caress I'd mount that on the wall like a diploma
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Carry it in my wallet like a condom
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Dr. VooDoo posted:The doctor who my mother saw for her thyroid up and retired without telling her so when her thyroid medication came due the pharmacy couldn’t get a refill. We spent an entire day calling doctors and of the few who were even taking new patients, the soonest she could be seen was 8 months. should have requested a doc that isn't British
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The doctor told me I had the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. Thanks for reading. I'll be the judge of that! nice username post combo
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The doctor told me I had the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. Thanks for reading. I found my last colonoscopy quite pleasant. The doctor had a great bedside amber and put his left hand on my left shoulder and his right hand on my right shoulder and idk how but it was over in a few happy minutes
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HashtagGirlboss posted:I found my last colonoscopy quite pleasant. The doctor had a great bedside amber and put his left hand on my left shoulder and his right hand on my right shoulder and idk how but it was over in a few happy minutes he was singing the internationale as he probed your rear end in the rain & knew that somehow, socialism was winning
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I'm vaguely nervous of when I eventually gotta get my first colonoscopy cuz I think the doctor's gonna get one look at my butthole and be like "oh I see you've got plenty of experience with this kinda thing already, tee hee" and then all the nurses will laugh at what a big gay I am.
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Shame Boy posted:I'm vaguely nervous of when I eventually gotta get my first colonoscopy cuz I think the doctor's gonna get one look at my butthole and be like "oh I see you've got plenty of experience with this kinda thing already, tee hee" and then all the nurses will laugh at what a big gay I am. More like Shame Boy.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:More like Shame Boy. It's starting to sound like a kink...
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according to my lived experience 80% of nurses are cool older lesbians so you should be ok
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The doctor told me I had the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. Thanks for reading. more like Jerry Cotton-swabbed colon
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mawarannahr posted:he was singing the internationale as he probed your rear end in the rain & knew that somehow, socialism was winning Lmao that was supposed to be bedside manner I love autocorrect it makes the weirdest loving choices sometimes
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Shame Boy posted:Got a checkup today and the exam rooms in my doctor's office now have screens showing ads for drugs lol Oh that used to just be the waiting rooms. Innovation at work 
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Shame Boy posted:Got a checkup today and the exam rooms in my doctor's office now have screens showing ads for drugs lol Were the drugs based on your medical history?
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Spazzle posted:Were the drugs based on your medical history? I don't think so but it's always hard to tell cuz targeted advertising is terrible anyway. It was ads like "is your asthma really under control???" and I don't have asthma so I don't know, maybe it's not under control?
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Shame Boy posted:I'm vaguely nervous of when I eventually gotta get my first colonoscopy cuz I think the doctor's gonna get one look at my butthole and be like "oh I see you've got plenty of experience with this kinda thing already, tee hee" and then all the nurses will laugh at what a big gay I am. dont go for the sedatives because they bring you back up when they're in and theres a good 30 seconds of your head not being quite there yet Shame Boy posted:Got a checkup today and the exam rooms in my doctor's office now have screens showing ads for drugs lol went to a dentist once who had a tv showing toothpaste ads in the ceiling
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the cruel wife lobby and corrupt butt doctors pass an edict about regular butt inspection no matter how normal your butt feels and every man is just like yes dear/sir with no fight.
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https://twitter.com/strike_dr/status/1746952834115850329?t=911KxtOZ7ctdkCEKuI7SAQ&s=19 I've seen this a while ago but what has been making noise about it on Twitter is the conservative outrage at calling farmers and bricklayers "unskilled". I feel like there's some circular logic there. They will justify low wages in a profession by insisting it's "unskilled labor" yet get offended when you lump all those jobs together. And I love how they have a very, very narrow definition of "farmer" who is inevitably some fantasy yeoman farmer working their family plot in Hobbit or something. Never a migrant worker. If farming is such a skilled profession are they just conceding that white people are terrible at it by their nature, since far fewer white people work in agriculture than other groups?
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:pointing out the hypocrisy always makes them change their ways. yes.
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Never said it did. Just observed the circular logic in justifying wages with "skill" then turning around and arguing that some notoriously low paying jobs aren't unskilled. There's a very specific band of fetishized professions that the right believes are very very important yet in spite of that most of them are not very very lucrative. Farmers feed America! Yet they make half of the median income in the US on average.
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RandomBlue posted:nice username post combo More like 0D Negadoodoo
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/strike_dr/status/1746952834115850329?t=911KxtOZ7ctdkCEKuI7SAQ&s=19 They left out cartoonist as an unskilled labor class based on the quality of that poo poo
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