The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Dienes posted:

Jesus Christ, it's a uterus, not a clown car.

Hey, maybe it tastes funny

# ? Jan 15, 2024 23:44

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# ? May 30, 2024 18:09

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Rebel Blob posted:

Kids all have names but the parents are just Mother and Father :tinfoil:

King Carnivore posted:

10 people living in the house sharing one bathroom, holy poo poo

Yes, Catholic to be precise.

# ? Jan 15, 2024 23:52

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Man catholics didn't always used to be bugging out

I mean yeah it's insane and has obviously been for a while now

Also it's hosed up to have a deck 3x the size as your children's bedrooms this is stupid & at this point each kid could have their own room

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:20

Azza Bamboo: Apr 7, 2018; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

If not for the deck, where else will you have the weddings?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:33

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Paladinus posted:

God drat

# ? Jan 16, 2024 01:46

Cosmik Debris: Sep 12, 2006; The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

ok but real talk a deck costs like 1/10th of a room

# ? Jan 16, 2024 02:29

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

what if the room is made of lumber i bought at home depot and the walls don't go all the way up to the ceiling

# ? Jan 16, 2024 02:47

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

What about a catio but for children?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 02:54

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

I have those shelves in the back of a few work trucks. Picked them up at Home Depot.

They are good and sturdy, though for back of a truck service, they need to have a bunch of screws and some nuts and bolts placed in strategic areas so they don't come apart when they aren't loaded down with stuff.

They made a very wise choice.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 02:56

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Edmund Sparkler posted:

What about a catio but for children?

Just put the kids outside at night and you wouldn't even need bedrooms.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:22

Cosmik Debris: Sep 12, 2006; The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

Ghostlight posted:

what if the room is made of lumber i bought at home depot and the walls don't go all the way up to the ceiling

but there is a ceiling, right?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:22

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Spoilered on account of falling into a heretofore-undiscovered liminal space regarding nudity

# ? Jan 16, 2024 03:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vakal posted:

Just put the kids outside at night and you wouldn't even need bedrooms.

Why so they can just get hit by cars? You're a bad owner

# ? Jan 16, 2024 04:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Spoilered on account of falling into a heretofore-undiscovered liminal space regarding nudity

Hahaha oh wow

# ? Jan 16, 2024 04:02

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Milo and POTUS posted:

Why so they can just get hit by cars? You're a bad owner

And what about the local bird population!?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 04:07

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene posted:

Spoilered on account of falling into a heretofore-undiscovered liminal space regarding nudity

Tits are tits, you can't say it's only half a tit.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 04:49

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Rebel Blob posted:

Wait, do �Mother� and �Father� share a closet with four of their kids? Why do the other four need a door directly to the bathroom? Why the gently caress is the plan, after building a �wing� devoted to (presumably) more insane bedrooms, to convert the existing ones into a formal dining room right next to the normal one?

Speaking of that, I had a rich great aunt and uncle and they had a �formal� dining room that, in more than 20 years of family events, I can�t ever remember them using.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:34

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Blue Moonlight posted:

Wait, do �Mother� and �Father� share a closet with four of their kids? Why do the other four need a door directly to the bathroom? Why the gently caress is the plan, after building a �wing� devoted to (presumably) more insane bedrooms, to convert the existing ones into a formal dining room right next to the normal one?

Speaking of that, I had a rich great aunt and uncle and they had a �formal� dining room that, in more than 20 years of family events, I can�t ever remember them using.

Sorry for you to find out like this but they saved that room for the other side of the family.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:46

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Takes No Damage posted:

Yes, Catholic to be precise.

Every sperm is sacred.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 13:11

Teratrain: Aug 23, 2007; Waiting for Godot

Stoatbringer posted:

Every sperm is sacred.

Been saying this. That's why I never throw any out.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 14:24

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

A better investment than NFTs.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 14:25

Cosmik Debris: Sep 12, 2006; The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

formal dining rooms are a waste of space, just eat on the bed like a normal person

# ? Jan 16, 2024 15:13

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

What are children but a long term sperm based investment strategy?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 15:14

Kit Walker: Jul 10, 2010; "The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Teratrain posted:

Been saying this. That's why I never throw any out.

True sigmas recycle

# ? Jan 16, 2024 15:16

Cosmik Debris: Sep 12, 2006; The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

and if you dont want to be a good parent, just make a youtube channel and get paid for it

# ? Jan 16, 2024 15:17

Teratrain: Aug 23, 2007; Waiting for Godot

Kit Walker posted:

True sigmas recycle

Eat them and keep cycling the protein through your system like rolling a new character in a weird, sticky roguelike

# ? Jan 16, 2024 15:46

Kit Walker: Jul 10, 2010; "The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Teratrain posted:

Eat them and keep cycling the protein through your system like rolling a new character in a weird, sticky roguelike

Trying to stack stats (DNA) so I can make a super sperm with as much DNA as possible to have to ultimate high stat baby

# ? Jan 16, 2024 16:02

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/hby0ygZ.mp4

# ? Jan 16, 2024 16:23

ShiroTheSniper: Mar 19, 2009; I see dead arrows.; Lipstick Apathy

3D Megadoodoo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hby0ygZ.mp4

That's not the #blessed pics thread sir!

# ? Jan 16, 2024 16:27

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Love his confused look, whut how did I get here??? what is this place???

# ? Jan 16, 2024 17:09

Cosmik Debris: Sep 12, 2006; The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

that's not my beautiful wife!

# ? Jan 16, 2024 17:20

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Cosmik Debris posted:

that's not my beautiful wife!

Morally Inept parachute account spotted.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 21:33

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Teratrain posted:

Eat them and keep cycling the protein through your system like rolling a new character in a weird, sticky roguelike

# ? Jan 16, 2024 22:07

shazbot: Sep 20, 2004; Ah, hon, ya got arby's all over my acoustic wave machine.

Kit Walker posted:

Trying to stack stats (DNA) so I can make a super sperm with as much DNA as possible to have to ultimate high stat baby

Don�t collect too many chromosomes or it actually becomes a debuff

# ? Jan 17, 2024 02:17

Killingyouguy!: Sep 8, 2014

Tried to have a super baby, ended up with a water buffalo

# ? Jan 17, 2024 02:24

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Kit Walker posted:

Trying to stack stats (DNA) so I can make a super sperm with as much DNA as possible to have to ultimate high stat baby

Or a plant.

https://www.darwintreeoflife.org/news_item/genomes-great-and-small-the-diversity-of-plants/

# ? Jan 17, 2024 02:45

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Rebel Blob posted:

quote:
Nine of our children share one moderately sized room. We have a 3rd bedroom in our house, but they begged us to let them turn it into a dedicated library and we agreed, glad to have clutter-catching bookcases gone from every other room of the house.

uhhhh, a child is missing. Unless one is named Closet, I guess