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Mozi posted:a broadway adaptation where the 'they fly now?' scene is all done with stormtroopers twirling around on wires racks up a killcount faster than the spiderman debacle
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Jan 16, 2024 21:39
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sure okay posted:Watched the Curse over the weekend and it owned. "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Wifeguy the Awkward?" "No." "I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Wifeguy... was a Dork Lord of the Sith so rife with anger and control issues, he could use the Force to influence his midichlorians... to fall... up. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could fall through the atmosphere... into space." "He could actually... fall into space?" "The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be anticlimactic." "Wh– What happened to him?" "He fell into spac... were you even listeni... nevermind." "No, wait, what?" "Nothing. Just watch the opera."
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Jan 16, 2024 21:57
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No Mods No Masters posted:My name is Dathan Palpatine. I emerged from one of Sheev's best cloning tubes with really good genes. Now, I'm using my daughter to help a struggling small business owner on Jakku make it on his competitive world. This, is Dathan For You My curse is, I already have a star wars post for all seasons. There's no world left to conquer
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Jan 16, 2024 21:58
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No Mods No Masters posted:I feel like I've been appreciating more and more lately how funny star wars 9 was. There are so many angles to it and they're all good for a laugh It's very funny that Star Wars has died like 4 times and 2 of them were because of disney
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Jan 16, 2024 22:03
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No Mods No Masters posted:I feel like I've been appreciating more and more lately how funny star wars 9 was. There are so many angles to it and they're all good for a laugh It really is hilariously bad. I couldn’t imagine bungling it more if you tried. If only there was someone who was a good video editor who could make a long form YouTube review  a man can dream, can’t he?
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Jan 16, 2024 22:33
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Sir Lemming posted:You could make an entire movie out of everything that I forgot happened in Star Wars 9. But still not a good one.
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Jan 16, 2024 23:26
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Edit: Already mentioned on this thread, ignore what I just wrote
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Jan 16, 2024 23:31
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My Star War favorite is when I surprised my SW obsessed son by taking him to ep. 8 and he never really talked about Star Wars again. Lol.
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Jan 16, 2024 23:37
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Jonny Nox posted:My Star War favorite is when I surprised my SW obsessed son by taking him to ep. 8 and he never really talked about Star Wars again. Yah 8 killed it for my son too. He was so bored by the end and didn’t even care to talk about it. Just a spectacular failure for what should be its target demographic. He’s never seen 9 and has zero interest!
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Jan 16, 2024 23:41
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Jonny Nox posted:My Star War favorite is when I surprised my SW obsessed son by taking him to ep. 8 and he never really talked about Star Wars again. Doing the wrong thing for the right reasons.
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Jan 16, 2024 23:41
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YoMoe posted:Edit: Already mentioned on this thread, ignore what I just wrote This has literally never stopped a single poster in this thread before.
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Jan 16, 2024 23:43
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dreezy posted:we need a new new hollywood era. the studio behemoths are churning out poo poo, poised to be undercut by talented filmmakers telling compelling stories that can hopefully resonate with audiences, assuming the masses arent content-brained beyond all hope that's A24 or is that the joke? A24 being sold to ghouls means we're going to need a new upstart
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Jan 16, 2024 23:46
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things like "stories" "characters" and "vision" are outmoded concepts. all that exists is the brands. you buy the brand and you slap that label on the ol slop bucket, and when people get sick of that, you buy a new brand brands!
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Jan 16, 2024 23:51
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my favourite star wars was when luke, leia, hans, kylo ren, daisy ridley, finn, the CGI guys and ewan mcgregor all got on screen together and said 'we support hitler because we are nazis' and then everyone just didn't want to talk about star wars ever again and it died
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Jan 16, 2024 23:58
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i dont remember that scene from ros
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Jan 16, 2024 23:59
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roomtone posted:my favourite star wars was when luke, leia, hans, kylo ren, daisy ridley, finn, the CGI guys and ewan mcgregor all got on screen together and said 'we support hitler because we are nazis' and then everyone just didn't want to talk about star wars ever again and it died I thought it was weird they had babu frik speak english just so he could say that
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Jan 17, 2024 00:01
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When are they gonna make a Star Wars movie about stablekid?
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Jan 17, 2024 00:17
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Mordja posted:When are they gonna make a Star Wars movie about stablekid? I’m more interested in their movies about unstable kid! (It’s called the Star Wars prequel trilogy)
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Jan 17, 2024 00:20
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They stable now? They stable now!
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Jan 17, 2024 00:24
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Space Kablooey posted:i dont remember that scene from ros I do but I was high af
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Jan 17, 2024 00:25
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Mordja posted:When are they gonna make a Star Wars movie about stablekid? D+ 8 Episode Event
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Jan 17, 2024 00:38
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:things like "stories" "characters" and "vision" are outmoded concepts. all that exists is the brands. you buy the brand and you slap that label on the ol slop bucket, and when people get sick of that, you buy a new brand School of General Motors automotive engineering and buisinessTM
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Jan 17, 2024 00:42
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Gutcruncher posted:I’m more interested in their movies about unstable kid! lol, I only watched Star Wars for the first time when I was about 18, so I don't have big nostalgia for it - but the prequels really did a number on ol' Vader's character
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Jan 17, 2024 00:59
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So did the sequels. Nice job sacrificing yourself to destroy the evil emperor! Sorry it was all meaningless!
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Jan 17, 2024 01:13
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Mordja posted:When are they gonna make a Star Wars movie about stablekid? He was beaten within an inch of his life because he's still a slave and he lost all of his masters livestock. So yeah, like someone said, a D+ 8 episode series at least.
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Jan 17, 2024 01:22
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Presto posted:So did the sequels. Nice job sacrificing yourself to destroy the evil emperor! Sorry it was all meaningless! 
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Jan 17, 2024 02:29
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People keep telling me there ain't no way they would do this, it would be unimaginable, yada yada, but I just really think they'll bring palpatine back again. I mean what else is there (that you could get greenlit)?
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Jan 17, 2024 02:51
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Look, no matter what Disney does next I think we can all agree that the comedy stylings of Lizzo and Jack Black should be part of it.
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Jan 17, 2024 03:06
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:things like "stories" "characters" and "vision" are outmoded concepts. all that exists is the brands. you buy the brand and you slap that label on the ol slop bucket, and when people get sick of that, you buy a new brand Quite literally this. I was kind of shocked by all the Yellowstone branded stuff, right down to in-store video ads for it. Cookware like Lodge cast iron, a bunch of food stuff in the grocery section, and apparently now Yellowstone-branded paint. This isn't really new, but it's kind of right up there with the Sopranos-branded ice cream about 20 years ago. edit: I might be mistaken about the paint. I swear I saw it in the promotional stuff in the store, but can't find it anywhere to see what it is. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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Jan 17, 2024 03:13
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Frank Frank posted:Look, no matter what Disney does next I think we can all agree that the comedy stylings of Lizzo and Jack Black should be part of it. But how will they get Lizzo back after she's been canceled for harassing her staff?
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Jan 17, 2024 03:13
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if you kill me I will take over my body oh gently caress TWO?! lightsabers? im dead now
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Jan 17, 2024 03:19
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No Mods No Masters posted:People keep telling me there ain't no way they would do this, it would be unimaginable, yada yada, but I just really think they'll bring palpatine back again. I mean what else is there (that you could get greenlit)? Bringing in a new character that's exactly like palpatine but technically a different person.
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Jan 17, 2024 03:20
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Lister posted:Bringing in a new character that's exactly like palpatine but technically a different person. Palpatiine
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Jan 17, 2024 03:20
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Ngl i would be in the theater watching the new Star Wars movie at midnight if I had confirmation that somehow palpatine had returned AGAIN in it. It’s too good
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Jan 17, 2024 03:40
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I kind of like the idea of Palpatine coming back, eventually see him trying to steal Grogu's candy and getting shot for it like he was Mr. Burns.
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Jan 17, 2024 03:50
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Frank Frank posted:Look, no matter what Disney does next I think we can all agree that the comedy stylings of Lizzo and Jack Black should be part of it. i miss edgy young jack black
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Jan 17, 2024 03:56
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well, not really, but you get the sentiment
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Jan 17, 2024 03:56
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Improbable Lobster posted:i miss edgy young jack black I have some vague memory of an indie flick he was in where his whole character was “weird goblin man who gets a bunch of people to take shrooms and then leads them on a weirdo dance through the woods”
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poisonpill posted:Star Wars: Turn Off the Dark Side  JediTalentAgent posted:I kind of like the idea of Palpatine coming back, eventually see him trying to steal Grogu's candy and getting shot for it like he was Mr. Burns. Star Wars: Wallowing In the Crapulence
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