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Karate Bastard posted:...Behemoth *step* Beelzebub *step* Asmodeus *step* Satanas *step* Lucifer *step* I don't remember that verse of School Spirit...
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I loving loved nailing the combo with the ASMR 
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Mauser posted:Sucks to your asmr ASMR: shattering conch/Piggy bones
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Pennywise the Frown posted:ASMR to me seems like weird fetish poo poo. Believe it or not it really is a reaction that some people get. I know because I used to get it all the time when I was a little kid. Episodes of Painting with Bob Ross would trigger it for me and I would get this weird sensation of pulsating "relaxation" that would start on the crown of my scalp and pass over my entire head. I would just be completely zoned out and zombified. My parents thought it was weird at first but then figured out they could use it to make me calm the gently caress down when I was being annoying. At some point I stopped having that reaction and now Bob Ross just sounds like a whispering hippie to me same as anyone else. The closest sensation I've felt to ASMR in my adult life was when I was in a wreck and the doctor gave me the really good pain pills. Edit: Though I guess it must have turned into a weird fetish thing at some point. I can't imagine people with actual ASMR are sustaining all of these video creators. wash bucket has a new favorite as of 04:22 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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I think it's like the cilantro gene - I definitely get a feeling from it, but instead of being calming it instantly makes me want to punch through my monitor.
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Jan 17, 2024 04:23
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People deny ASMR is a sex thing too vehemently for it not to be at least a little bit a sex thing.
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When I hear the sound of ice cracking, or little metallic bits falling onto metal, I *get* what people like about ASMR. But the moment it's intentional, like a person specifically tapping on a thing to produce the noise, I loving hate it, I hate it so loving much
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Satan is my https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpiduQe2e7I
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I've heard things done with synthesizers and filters that definitely got a visceral reaction out of me, so yeah I guess I 'get' ASMR too.
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I'm completely frictionless and "get" nothing.
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wash bucket posted:Believe it or not it really is a reaction that some people get. I know because I used to get it all the time when I was a little kid. Episodes of Painting with Bob Ross would trigger it for me and I would get this weird sensation of pulsating "relaxation" that would start on the crown of my scalp and pass over my entire head. I would just be completely zoned out and zombified. Yeah! That's exactly it! wash bucket posted:At some point I stopped having that reaction and now Bob Ross just sounds like a whispering hippie to me same as anyone else. Yeah, that's also exactly it  e: the common denominator is having "bucket" in your username
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What was he even trying to do?
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Tiggum posted:What was he even trying to do? He was trying to mount the tire on the rim with an explosion, which is a thing you can do but I've only ever seen it done with aerosols. I'm not sure what he poured into that thing but it was too much, clearly.
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Tiggum posted:What was he even trying to do? He way trying to destroy the trailer and make “content” in the process. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLIVq4Slc0c&t=26s
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BlackIronHeart posted:He was trying to mount the tire on the rim with an explosion, which is a thing you can do but I've only ever seen it done with aerosols. I'm not sure what he poured into that thing but it was too much, clearly. It was the use of det cord, which is generally used to set off much larger explosions. If you're trying to seat a tire, you use something that is merely combustible, like gasoline or benzene just to "poof" the tire to get it to seat so you can inflate it. This was just like tossing a quarter stick of dynamite in and hoping it follows the same principles.
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cult_hero posted:It was the use of det cord, which is generally used to set off much larger explosions. If you're trying to seat a tire, you use something that is merely combustible, like gasoline or benzene just to "poof" the tire to get it to seat so you can inflate it. Like I said, clearly too much!
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Mister Speaker posted:I've heard things done with synthesizers and filters that definitely got a visceral reaction out of me, so yeah I guess I 'get' ASMR too. 
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Ashcans posted:People deny ASMR is a sex thing too vehemently for it not to be at least a little bit a sex thing. 
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I've heard things you people wouldn't believe. Attacky chord plucks on fire from Saturn's saturation. I heard interval sinewaves beat in AM through the Sinai Soundsystem. All of these moments will be lost in time, like a blue Mitsubishi on the dancefloor. Time of your life, bruh.
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ASMR would be less weird and off-putting if it was a sex thing.
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FreudianSlippers posted:ASMR would be less weird and off-putting if it was a sex thing. I checked Youtube for the ASMR videos with the highest view counts just to see what's actually popular and there's absolutely no way it's not a fetish thing, just going by the thumbnails alone. There's a whole lotta people gagging on vaguely phallic items and foreign objects being pried out of body parts    
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cult_hero posted:It was the use of det cord, which is generally used to set off much larger explosions. Close, that's basic cannon fuse and what looked like a quart motor oil container was actually a jug of smokeless powder he was dumping in. You can read it if you pause at the right time.
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Maybe ASMR isn't technically a sex thing but it's definitely loved by a lot of perverts.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I checked Youtube for the ASMR videos with the highest view counts just to see what's actually popular and there's absolutely no way it's not a fetish thing, just going by the thumbnails alone. There's a whole lotta people gagging on vaguely phallic items and foreign objects being pried out of body parts I just posted about this in the First World Problems thread. I watched a random youtube video about an old man in a traditional Japanese barber shop because it seemed cool and, being bald, I actual do kinda miss getting haircuts. I failed to see that it was ASMR, because the title was also in Japanese and I didn't pay it much mind. I've now blocked maybe 100 different channels and wiped my entire youtube history to try and stop the creepy bullshit youtube's been recommending to me ever since. I can sympathise with people who are so starved for human interaction that a video where a woman makes intense eye contact with the camera while pretending to comb your hair and whisper spitting into a microphone seems attractive. I can pity them even. Just, please, keep your creepy bullshit out of my recommendations.
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I think it’s interesting that there is still no IRL version of ASMR. Millions of people are into it and you would think since it’s ostensibly an exercise in titillation, there would be an entire branch of the sex trade rubbing combs, scraping foam and saying “you’re my good and special boy” for $250 an hour.Do you just need headphones and that’s what limits you to digital media? Millennials are killing the pervert sex market .
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Borscht posted:I think it’s interesting that there is still no IRL version of ASMR. Millions of people are into it and you would think since it’s ostensibly an exercise in titillation, there would be an entire branch of the sex trade rubbing combs, scraping foam and saying “you’re my good and special boy” for $250 an hour.Do you just need headphones and that’s what limits you to digital media?
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rear end-mom E: I'm an atheist anyway Splicer has a new favorite as of 11:48 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I think it's like the cilantro gene - I definitely get a feeling from it, but instead of being calming it instantly makes me want to punch through my monitor.
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Splicer posted:I swear on all that is holy I will find a way to turn this into a your mom joke. I’m working on this too. We’ll crack it! Maybe: “my mom lacks the basic human empathy that sex work requires”
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I opened an ASMR video once and I found it incredibly infuriating personally. Something about whispering that's like nails on a blackboard to me. And actually I am not terribly bothered by nails on a blackboard.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I just posted about this in the First World Problems thread. I watched a random youtube video about an old man in a traditional Japanese barber shop because it seemed cool and, being bald, I actual do kinda miss getting haircuts. I failed to see that it was ASMR, because the title was also in Japanese and I didn't pay it much mind. Sir this is a youtube recommendations page.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I just posted about this in the First World Problems thread. I watched a random youtube video about an old man in a traditional Japanese barber shop because it seemed cool and, being bald, I actual do kinda miss getting haircuts. I failed to see that it was ASMR, because the title was also in Japanese and I didn't pay it much mind. Just go into your watch history and remove the one video that's loving up your recommendations.
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wash bucket posted:Believe it or not it really is a reaction that some people get. I know because I used to get it all the time when I was a little kid. Episodes of Painting with Bob Ross would trigger it for me and I would get this weird sensation of pulsating "relaxation" that would start on the crown of my scalp and pass over my entire head. I would just be completely zoned out and zombified. My parents thought it was weird at first but then figured out they could use it to make me calm the gently caress down when I was being annoying.
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Mega Comrade posted:Maybe ASMR isn't technically a sex thing but it's definitely loved by a lot of perverts. Like feet! 
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I attribute something awful for inoculating me against a lot of the weirder contemporary trends. I discovered SA by way of one of the Gorgeous George threads, in which everyone came together to ridicule this bizarrely self-obsessed man who had somehow secured an hour on a local public access channel to broadcast a show about himself. For some reason, one of the things that most bothered me about Gorgeous George was that he had this obsessive tick where every few seconds he would break eye contact with the camera and look somewhere off-screen. It was clear he was checking a monitor of the current feed to see if he still looked good, and it was distracting enough that it's one of the things I remember most about this deeply strange man. now when I watch videos of some influencer droning on into their phone about some bullshit or tapping a microphone with their acrylic nails or whatever and they never once look into the camera, but the screen below it comprised solely of their own face, all I see is Gorgeous George. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyQtjcf_O3Y&t=2082s it's unfortunate the TikTok format doesn't really lend itself to allowing viewers to call in live to an influencer's feed to flush a toilet
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