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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




This brings me back to when the cum truck would come through the neighborhood on a weekend afternoon. You would hear his jingle first then see the cum truck turn the corner to your street. You had to run in to the house fast and grab the money before he drove off. Kinda expensive for cum but you're paying for the experience.

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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

the hilldog photo reminds me of the wife looking at a catalog of big girl lingerie and saying that all those girls are apple shaped whereas she was pear shaped

The Voice of Labor has issued a correction as of 00:41 on Jan 17, 2024

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Koishi Komeiji posted:

This brings me back to when the cum truck would come through the neighborhood on a weekend afternoon. You would hear his jingle first then see the cum truck turn the corner to your street. You had to run in to the house fast and grab the money before he drove off. Kinda expensive for cum but you're paying for the experience.

No sound is more iconic of childhood summers than turkey in the cum

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

HashtagGirlboss posted:

No sound is more iconic of childhood summers than turkey in the cum

turkey in the cum has been canceled by the woke mob


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jir4nw3u1LA

wutang is for the children

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013


Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

hmmm

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


was honestly expecting summer/fall 2015

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i say swears online posted:

was honestly expecting summer/fall 2015

These past few weeks, I feel like we time traveled to then.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

presidential candidate: (does some sociopathic poo poo)

her gays: honestly, work

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

presidential candidate: (does some sociopathic poo poo)

her gays: honestly, work

:dudsmile:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



🎵And then you go and spoil it all
By saying somethin' transphobic like, "Michelle's dick"🎵

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
U/lickmycumup eh?

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Reddit seems like a cool place

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
it's full of normal people

Danann
Aug 4, 2013



:kstare:

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
@FBI retweeted

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/1747001368525549687

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
How many trains does Israel have because it's not nearly enough

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY
Israel should have zero trains (because it should not exist)

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

fuckin OOF

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
cumpdumps

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lmao. Gonna guess some intern loses their job on this one

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

i know this is a troll pic but i loving hate adding your AGAB right after the word nonbinary. whats the loving point

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

tokin opposition posted:

i know this is a troll pic but i loving hate adding your AGAB right after the word nonbinary. whats the loving point

ghost of the gender binary reasserting itself

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
*sigh* someone get the gay femboy shrine maiden

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
assigned gay at birth

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
president sucked me off??

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Do you still have to freeze it?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

A pint of ice cream suddenly cumming out of you would probably give you an ice cream cock ache

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



i tried explaining this to my boss but he still fired me from the dairy queen

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

tokin opposition posted:

i know this is a troll pic but i loving hate adding your AGAB right after the word nonbinary. whats the loving point

u got trolled, have a nice day :)

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

blatman posted:

i tried explaining this to my boss but he still fired me from the dairy queen

it's a good place for u know what (freezing your dick off)

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