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# ? Jan 17, 2024 01:52 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 00:58 |
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Golden Dragon posted:I actually like to say "Son of a biscuit eater" I occasionally say, “son of a mother,” or if I’m really upset, “son of two loving, supportive parents”
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 01:59 |
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not really sure about these swear substitutions. you can just say gently caress or whatever and nobody really cares if they're not horrible
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 02:03 |
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That's just horse puckey, you doughhead
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 02:05 |
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Totally Reasonable posted:not really sure about these swear substitutions. you can just say gently caress or whatever and nobody really cares if they're not horrible And the puritans who really, really, really care don't accept the substitutions anyway. Saying "gosh darn" isn't better than "god drat" if everyone knows it means "god drat". It's still profane.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 02:12 |
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Yeah I got in trouble at summer camp for saying, “dang,” and it wasn’t even church camp. 10-year-old me was floored. I distinctly remember I was sewing a wallet and at some point said, “Oh dang.” The counselor lady just loving flipped out. I feel better knowing that I’m talking about her on the internet and using the word “gently caress.” If she knew, I suppose her head would explode. Actually, she may be dead of old age by now. I mean, when I was ten, she must have been, like, 20 or something.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 02:51 |
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I should call her...
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 03:54 |
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Tell your mom I said what's up.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 04:11 |
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root beer posted:I occasionally say, “son of a mother,” or if I’m really upset, “son of two loving, supportive parents” lol I’ve gotten to the point that through fake angry yelling I now will sometimes legit default to “Jimmy Jillikers! when I hurt myself.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 08:34 |
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Mother father chinese dentist I do actually like cheese and crackers though
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 10:37 |
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root beer posted:I occasionally say, “son of a mother,” or if I’m really upset, “son of two loving, supportive parents” If around small children I'm inclined to use 'son of a silly person'.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 10:37 |
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There's a common problem among the preschool teachers in our rural town, where they have to explain to little kids that some words are "farm words." These are okay to use while drenching sheep or fixing a tractor in the dark, but probably shouldn't be used at school.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 10:47 |
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I learned the good words (saatana, perkele, helvetti, jumal'auta etc.) at home, mostly from my mum, but only got used to vittu on 2rd or 3nd grade at school.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 10:50 |
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These are the good words. Have you heard the good word? E: you son of a perkele. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 11:04 on Jan 17, 2024 |
# ? Jan 17, 2024 11:02 |
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I learned perkeleen vittupää from LKML.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 12:36 |
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Tree Bucket posted:There's a common problem among the preschool teachers in our rural town, where they have to explain to little kids that some words are "farm words." These are okay to use while drenching sheep or fixing a tractor in the dark, but probably shouldn't be used at school. “THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIX A TRACTOR IN THE DARK!” I like it. Got good meter.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 12:41 |
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experienceBeej posted:“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIX A TRACTOR IN THE DARK!” But enough about sex ed.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 12:42 |
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experienceBeej posted:“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIX A TRACTOR IN THE DARK!”
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 13:11 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:saatana, perkele i learned these from a man yelling at a bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA this is the voice i hear in my head when i read a 3D megadoodoo post
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 13:44 |
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I don't have an accent.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 13:46 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:( jumal'auta) how odd, theres a finnish demoparty with that name thats been going 20+ years, and I never thought to look up what the name meant until just now.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 13:56 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I don't have an accent. Pretty sure they were talking about the bears huffs and grunts. Although possibly the bear was huffing and grunting in a Finnish accent. I don't know bear accents, so I dunno.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 14:10 |
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dr_rat posted:Pretty sure they were talking about the bears huffs and grunts. Although possibly the bear was huffing and grunting in a Finnish accent.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 14:34 |
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Ah Finnish bears have a very happy sounding huffing and grunting accent it would seem. Good for them.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 14:40 |
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I learned those words from My Summer Car
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 14:47 |
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I don't really see minced oaths as stand-ins for swear words. They're simply part of English's rich palette. The Mona Lisa wasn't painted with just one shade of black.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 15:04 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I don't really see minced oaths as stand-ins for swear words. They're simply part of English's rich palette. The Mona Lisa wasn't painted with just one shade of black. Yeah but your average mainstream Christian has all kinds of brain poisoning.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 15:12 |
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 15:54 |
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I taught my daughter "Cheese and rice!" for when things get bad. I was very surprised to hear a whispered, "Jesus Christ" when she fell off a platform in Roblox
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 15:55 |
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They have a single butthole? Now I'm physically ill.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 16:00 |
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Leave posted:I taught my daughter "Cheese and rice!" for when things get bad. I was very surprised to hear a whispered, "Jesus Christ" when she fell off a platform in Roblox
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 16:01 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I learned the good words (saatana, perkele, helvetti, jumal'auta etc.) at home, mostly from my mum, but only got used to vittu on 2rd or 3nd grade at school. drat you
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 16:09 |
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The actual etymology is "juma lauta" which means "gnarly board" and was popularized by the skateboarders in the 70s.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 16:56 |
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Helvitti saatana is my favourite font.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 16:56 |
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It's weird that Finns dislike the Swiss so much.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 17:03 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:this is the voice i hear in my head when i read a 3D megadoodoo post I picture the janitor from Control
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 17:10 |
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Paladinus posted:It's weird that Finns dislike the Swiss so much. Norwegians don't like Swedes either.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 17:16 |
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Phlegmish posted:I picture the janitor from Control
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 17:23 |
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I need some funny pictures with foreign swear words so I can laugh and learn at the same time.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 17:30 |
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Nfcknblvbl posted:Norwegians don't like Swedes either. Clever people, the Norwegians.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:34 |