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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Yeah some days I feel like I have a good handle on the world but then I see something like that and realize I just don't get how some people's brains work. Probably never will

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Casey's general store or Casey desantis

The general store I can't speak for Miss Desantis' cookery.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

more GOP civil war


Bob Good is the House Freedom Caucus chair

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop

This is one of those times

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1747629567966093649?s=20

Ironically "Colossal Man" is his most searched term on PornHub

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
stable diffusion: "anti porn superhero. ARCHER style. NO PORN"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Not in defense of him at all (AT ALL) but there are states that already do this for all practical intents and purposes by focusing elementary standardized testing on Reading and Math, then tying teacher pay to student performance. It's insidious.

Elementary kids in one of Florida's biggest (and bluest) counties, for example, have no functional social studies curriculum until the sixth grade and is often pushed to the side along with science in K-4 in favor of doubling down in tested subjects.

5th grade does have a general science test at the end of the year but teachers are often instructed to drill and kill benchmarks in favor of reading and math, leaving little to no room for interactive activities or critical thinking.

But yeah, dude's completely mask off about it.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol still can't believe Trump has Habba in charge of his E Jean Carroll case

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

redshirt posted:

Reading a WaPo article about the Iowa election and this line caught my eye:

This is exactly what happened in my tiny rural town - big win for Obama in 2008, much smaller win in 2012, and then Trump happens in 2016, and he wins with remarkably similar numbers to Obama's 2008 win. Which means many of the same people who voted for Obama in 2008 voted for Trump in 2016, and I have a hard time understanding that from a logical perspective.

But when looked at more emotionally I suppose, these folks are voting for the same thing I guess: Change. BUT! They never fell into a cult of personality with Obama, like they have with Trump. So there's more to it.

because they're 8 years older and their brains are addled.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


kazil posted:

lol still can't believe Trump has Habba in charge of his E Jean Carroll case


sir please may I have some decorum

no

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



digital penitence posted:

Was looking at photos of him leaving the courthouse today, and it looks like he got some of his makeup on his hand while reapplying his bronzer before leaving, lol





STIGMATA! He truly IS Christ reborn! :chud: :chaostrump:

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

kazil posted:

lol still can't believe Trump has Habba in charge of his E Jean Carroll case


I like how habba is adopting more trumpy mannerisms as time goes on

Always smart to sass the judge on the tone they are using, you definitely have all the power

She is absolutely auditioning to be the next Mrs Trump

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



kazil posted:

lol still can't believe Trump has Habba in charge of his E Jean Carroll case


:lmao:

"please refrain."
"no"

WTF was she expecting?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Well, she'd have to because she's never getting a client after this regardless if Trump wins or loses the election.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
So porn is that guy's kryptonite, huh? Like he tries to stop a bank robbery but the villain pulls out a penthouse and collosal man can't help but to beat off immediately?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
LOL

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I question how well versed Ms. Habba could be on all the various Trump court cases.

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003

CommieGIR posted:

Well, she'd have to because she's never getting a client after this regardless if Trump wins or loses the election.

Why would she need another client if Trump is reelected and makes her a federal judge?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

WHY BONER NOW posted:

So porn is that guy's kryptonite, huh? Like he tries to stop a bank robbery but the villain pulls out a penthouse and collosal man can't help but to beat off immediately?

also, he's not allowed near schools

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


:byodood: The Stigmata! Proof that he is Jesus reborn!

e: dammit :argh:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



CommieGIR posted:

Well, she'd have to because she's never getting a client after this regardless if Trump wins or loses the election.

I mean, she'll be in prison or at the very least disbarred for the fraud she committed as Trump's attorney, so she really will never be getting another client.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


https://i.imgur.com/1sR80YD.mp4

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

WHY BONER NOW posted:

So porn is that guy's kryptonite, huh? Like he tries to stop a bank robbery but the villain pulls out a penthouse and collosal man can't help but to beat off immediately?

a single woman with moderate cleavage would be absolutely unstoppable by colossal man, huh

Evangelicals do not understand how to write escapism superhero stories, and that is pretty drat basic

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

what did he do to the turkey

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



rotinaj posted:

Evangelicals do not understand how to write escapism superhero stories, and that is pretty drat basic

Shoehorned messaging in kid media always comes out hilariously bad because it's almost never made by anyone who understands anything about what makes it appealing to kids in the first place.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee posted:

what did he do to the turkey

Only his accountability partner knows

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

rotinaj posted:

a single woman with moderate cleavage would be absolutely unstoppable by colossal man, huh

Evangelicals do not understand how to write escapism superhero stories, and that is pretty drat basic

When your entire idea of a hero is subservience to a guy who's been dead for 2,000 years....yeah, hard to write.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop

This is one of those times

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1747629567966093649?s=20

https://youtu.be/FG4O0_C2ED0?si=7PlBgcgn1dvnIxnd


Xander Crews fell on rough times.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

CitizenKain posted:

Xander Crews fell on rough times.

Someone put Colossal Man in the Master Cylinder outfit

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.





RIP to a real one

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Aramis posted:

Shoehorned messaging in kid media always comes out hilariously bad because it's almost never made by anyone who understands anything about what makes it appealing to kids in the first place.







jackin goons

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

rotinaj posted:

Only his accountability partner knows

The accountability partner and the corporation that operates the spyware and is absolutely selling people’s information on the back end.

It wouldn’t surprise me if someone using this software gets blackmailed by a third party who gets access to their searches.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Alan Smithee posted:

what did he do to the turkey

Straight from the roasting pan into the flash freezer by the look of it.

Cold turkey ain't cold enough if it doesn't have icicles

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Alan Smithee posted:







jackin goons

You know the funny thing is that the Turbo Grafix-16 PC Engine actually outsold the Genesis Mega Drive in Japan

On the flipside the Saturn outsold the Playstation there for the first few years

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Oh no! Trump secures the Christopher Pike vote.

CitizenKain posted:

Xander Crews fell on rough times.

BOOSH!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

funeral home DJ posted:

The accountability partner and the corporation that operates the spyware and is absolutely selling people’s information on the back end.

It wouldn’t surprise me if someone using this software gets blackmailed by a third party who gets access to their searches.

well you should have been a better christian and your son should have held you more accountable now that your porn searches are all over the TV, AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
america has spent decades giving judges huge amounts of power and zero accountability and each and every time a judge gets a little sassy everyone has shocked face for six hours "c-c-can judges just be RUDE like that???" they gasp

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

MrQwerty posted:

well you should have been a better christian and your son should have held you more accountable now that your porn searches are all over the TV, AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT

How has nobody dug up whatever weird financial poo poo that rear end in a top hat has buried in his closet? No bank account is just not possible without having some kind of super sketchy financial arrangement.

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

Alan Smithee posted:







jackin goons

In complete fairness, Lords of Thunder is a pretty kicking rad game.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

InsertPotPun posted:

america has spent decades giving judges huge amounts of power and zero accountability and each and every time a judge gets a little sassy everyone has shocked face for six hours "c-c-can judges just be RUDE like that???" they gasp

the first metro judge I ever had didn't give me a whole lot of leniency on sentencing, but she also told the cop who arrested me to shut the gently caress up or he'd be held in contempt for telling a completely different story from his report on the stand and then made the DA give me a way better plea to avoid pulling a jury.
She had a history of holding lawyers and cops in contempt and was voted out after a long career in the next election.

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