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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/CoreyBrickley/status/1747645430408634677

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cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

I have a couple family members who work as guides in Zions and Arches and according to them, they spend a lot of their energy trying not to argue with tourists who believe the earth is only 6000 years old.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

cult_hero posted:

I have a couple family members who work as guides in Zions and Arches and according to them, they spend a lot of their energy trying not to argue with tourists who believe the earth is only 6000 years old.

Do they have signs up with real age estimations? I can see that going over poorly in Utah.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

IDK if YEC is a mormon doctrine or not.

https://twitter.com/idiolekt/status/1747654013472924083

Woke moralists stay winning

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxwl1h8I3Jg

Vanadium
Jan 8, 2005

"there is nothing you can take from me that I'm unwilling to lose" is a hell of an, uh, threat?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Seriously you've been warned is so funny to me. Lighter kid "twisted psychopath" vibes

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



zoux posted:

IDK if YEC is a mormon doctrine or not.

https://twitter.com/idiolekt/status/1747654013472924083

Woke moralists stay winning
Is Jorp mad he has to do a CEU?

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
well he could just walk the walk and lose his license if he's willing to lose anything. then they can't make him take the web course or whatever. phony drama kid poo poo

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Vanadium posted:

"there is nothing you can take from me that I'm unwilling to lose" is a hell of an, uh, threat?

He's looking for a findom, but has to settle for the State.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


zoux posted:

IDK if YEC is a mormon doctrine or not.

BYU says that the LDS church is officially neutral but that it's complicated. Individual members may be though.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Vanadium posted:

"there is nothing you can take from me that I'm unwilling to lose" is a hell of an, uh, threat?

Also, isn't this very post just an announcement that he'd rather take sensitivity training than lose his license? Seems like they do in fact have some leverage over him!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Dr. Jones, again we see that there is nothing I can take from you that you are unwilling to lose.

https://twitter.com/nymagPR/status/1747268236457177383

Don't bring cats into your weird poo poo man

zoux has a new favorite as of 19:43 on Jan 17, 2024

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

well he could just walk the walk and lose his license if he's willing to lose anything. then they can't make him take the web course or whatever. phony drama kid poo poo

Phony drama kids at least get laid

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

zoux posted:

Dr. Jones, again we see that there is nothing I can take from you that you are unwilling to lose.

https://twitter.com/nymagPR/status/1747268236457177383

Don't bring cats into your weird poo poo man

The normal pose humans do in pictures, where your hand is casually draped over the forehead of the person in front of you.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Lobok posted:

The normal pose humans do in pictures, where your hand is casually draped over the forehead of the person in front of you.

You don't?

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

Lobok posted:

The normal pose humans do in pictures, where your hand is casually draped over the forehead of the person in front of you.

those are cats fyi

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Pervert poly cats ¬_¬

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Benagain posted:

those are cats fyi

Ah I see, I'm not really into musicals.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

zoux posted:

Pervert poly cats ¬_¬

But that could change.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Knormal posted:

I'm pretty sure this is a baby pygmy hippo, so it won't grow up to become the most dangerous animal in Africa.

So what I'm saying is we should all be allowed to get one as a pet.

Obviously it's a full grown house hippo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

Do they have signs up with real age estimations? I can see that going over poorly in Utah.

I don't think Young Earth Creationism is Mormon doctrine.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Air Skwirl posted:

I don't think Young Earth Creationism is Mormon doctrine.

In my experience, Mormons ascribe to a wide variety of Evangelical beliefs in addition to the tenets of sci-fi Christianity.

Although one fun LDS belief is that bigfoot is actually the biblical Cain. An early church founder wrote in 1835:

quote:

As I was riding along the road on my mule I suddenly noticed a very strange person walking beside me. . . . His head was about even with my shoulders as I sat in my saddle. He wore no clothing, but was covered with hair. His skin was very dark. I asked him where he dwelt and he replied that he had no home, that he was a wanderer in the earth and traveled to and fro. He said he was a very miserable creature, . . . and his mission was to destroy the souls of men.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008




after watching that clip, nothing about pronouns, not even hinted at in the faintest way, just some kids making a silly avatar reference. what is wrong with this guy

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010


Human artists are probably safe since that's pretty clearly an elf painted green and not a goblin.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Schurik posted:

after watching that clip, nothing about pronouns, not even hinted at in the faintest way, just some kids making a silly avatar reference. what is wrong with this guy

Some people freak out the first time they see someone in a place of authority is younger than them they freak the gently caress. Same thing happening when they have a doctor younger than them.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

https://twitter.com/toby2by4/status/1747648426236404207?t=meXfY38pRplsST2NcDwfOQ&s=19

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




Once upon a time, some dared to live the dream

https://x.com/paprbckparadise/status/1628455037893775360?s=20

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JidRZSpmIdQ

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Air Skwirl posted:

I don't think Young Earth Creationism is Mormon doctrine.
It's not. Back when a bunch of state legislatures were pushing the "teach creationism alongside evolution in school!" thing even our super Mormon leg was like "nah."

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Air Skwirl posted:

Some people freak out the first time they see someone in a place of authority is younger than them they freak the gently caress. Same thing happening when they have a doctor younger than them.

yeah and that’s dumb, but I swear that the radiology technician who x-rayed my foot last week was 14

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

This is seared into my brain. I can’t delete a file without hearing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07h0ksKx5sM

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

AI fetish art really lacks the whole punk DIY ethic of horny weirdos of DeviantArt. It didn't look good but it had heart. Sad to see that era pass us by

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

grittyreboot posted:

AI fetish art really lacks the whole punk DIY ethic of horny weirdos of DeviantArt. Sad to see that era pass us by

I assume you're responding the the Homestar Runner videos.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Sounds like a good book

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Is the book hard to find or does it find you hard?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Inceltown posted:

Is the book hard to find or does it find you hard?

First one, then the other.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://chaos.social/@Aphrodite/111775261163472380

https://mastodon.social/@KydiaMusic/111775148788271184

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mastodoon doesn't embed



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