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I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY KICKED ME OUT OF MY CIVIL DAMAGES TRIAL
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Jan 17, 2024 19:28
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LifeSunDeath posted:if they handed down a judgement against trump for a billion like alex jones got that would be loving hilarious. dude would be worth like negative a billion. So if they hand down the judgment while the election still on he can probably get by using his election fund to pay it off, next time though he won't have that and I'd imagine the amount will be more. That's when it will start draining his accounts quick. How much property does he still own in new york anyway?
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Jan 17, 2024 19:29
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credburn posted:Colossal Man is cringey but I don't want to poo poo on it; porn addiction is a thing people struggle with, like anything. It's true, I have another tab on my browser open to porn at this moment. 
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Jan 17, 2024 19:29
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The chosen leader of the free world Anointed by Christ to be our savior Throws temper tantrum in front of a federal judge in court MAGA only rallies behind the absolute best
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Jan 17, 2024 19:29
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My god, that villain... his JO crystals are fully charged!
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Jan 17, 2024 19:30
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brb gonna have my teacher removed by animal control for being a loving shrew
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Jan 17, 2024 19:31
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Wait is that anti-porn super hero thing a series already made that I can read?! Lmao
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Jan 17, 2024 19:32
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dr_rat posted:So if they hand down the judgment while the election still on he can probably get by using his election fund to pay it off, next time though he won't have that and I'd imagine the amount will be more. That's when it will start draining his accounts quick. He'll do the same thing he did in 2020. Like two days after he loses he'll register for the 2028 election and use those election funds to keep the spinning plates in the air for a few more years. He's found a solid grift, he'll never give that up.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:32
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nine-gear crow posted:You know, I think this Colossal Man is kind of a loser if all it takes for the arch villain to stop him dead in his tracks is to shove a phone with a picture of a naked lady on it into his hands and so they then have free reign to crime all over Metro City. Just before he dies, Dick-Crystal-Head-Man releases Colossal Man's ultimate nemesis from her confinement: "Consensual Extramarital Sex Woman". LifeSunDeath posted:if they handed down a judgement against trump for a billion like alex jones got that would be loving hilarious. dude would be worth like negative a billion. I remember when "add it to the pile" was about Trump's criminal activities, now it seems to be about the judgements he's racking up. I can't wait to see what happens when Melania realizes that her share of the inheritance is a few bucks stuffed between the couch cushions at Mar-A-Lago, the divorce will be amazing.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:32
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Grey Cat posted:Donald Trump arrested on charges of anthropomorphism. he's a golem made of poo poo
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Jan 17, 2024 19:33
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Throw his poo poo-smelling rear end out!
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Jan 17, 2024 19:33
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HJE-Cobra posted:My god, that villain... his JO crystals are fully charged! Ooohhhh HE had the dicks on his head
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Jan 17, 2024 19:33
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Jan 17, 2024 19:33
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Looking good, sir.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:33
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That's a photo of Colossal Man when he sees a woman's brassier in the Sears catalog
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Jan 17, 2024 19:34
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I've seen bowel movements after KFC that look better than him
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Jan 17, 2024 19:34
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Colossal Man's arch nemesis, Push-up Girl
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Jan 17, 2024 19:35
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https://www.newsweek.com/kentucky-bill-sex-first-cousins-not-incest-nick-wilson-1861398?piano_t=1 quote:A Kentucky Republican has introduced legislation that would amend the state's law so a person who had sex with their first cousin would no longer be criminally liable for incest. Republicans: Teenagers drawing lovely cat people in their notebooks in math class should be dragged out in neck slings by animal control agents. Also Republicans: loving your cousin is cool and good and more people should try it so we're making it legal.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:35
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Just remembered that I need to go grab one of those pre cooked chickens from Costco
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Jan 17, 2024 19:36
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Toxic Mental posted:That's a photo of Colossal Man when he sees a woman's brassier in the Sears catalog Trying to walk through Walmart but whenever I walk near the women's clothes section I take psychic damage
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Jan 17, 2024 19:36
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The moistest candidate
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Jan 17, 2024 19:36
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Put Trump in the sovcit room where they have to watch their trial through cctv and can only take notes or hold up an 'objection' sign
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Jan 17, 2024 19:36
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priznat posted:he's a golem made of poo poo
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Jan 17, 2024 19:37
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nine-gear crow posted:"Ma'am, are you telling me you saw a large bipedal cat-like creature approximately the size of a human teenager ordering lunch from the high school cafeteria? My god, well, if I'm being honest with you, ma'am, I think this might be a little outside the scope of our capabilities as Animal Control Officers, so I will be taking this immediately up the chain to the proper authorities. I've got your name and contact phone number right here, and I will call you back immediately as soon as I hear from them. Thank you for calling, ma'am." Just.. out of sheer delight, I thought about what this would look like. It's been a couple years, but it would not look a hell of a lot like this, officially, in the record: On [date] at approximately [time], I, Sergeant Droogie(51) received a call for service from [school] regarding an animal in a classroom. While an animal on campus or stuck in a classroom would normally require the highest level of response, I made contact with the caller for further details as the request had several odd discrepancies. Upon making contact via telephone with the caller, [caller’s name], a [teacher or administrator] at [school], they described the animal as a large feline by the name of [student’s name]. When asked about the animal’s behavior, I was told that the animal was sitting in class, at a desk, and was refusing to remove their ears and tail. I explained to the caller that asking an animal to voluntarily remove their own body parts was an odd, illogical request as the animal would be able to properly comprehend the request, and further that to require an animal to cause harm to itself was also not a reasonable request. Caller was cautioned that forced removal of animal parts from the animal’s body performed by the caller at the scene and not under the care and instruction of a veterinarian would constitute animal cruelty under 9-2-4-1 and 9-2-4-2 under the HEART Ordinance. At this time the caller became audibly annoyed and accused me of being unreasonable and obtuse. Caller went on to explain that the “animal” in question was a student at the school dressed in costume facsimiles of animal parts including fake ears and a fake tail, consistent with furry culture or even just a child dressed in the accessories as a way of personal expression. I did at this time that the student did not meet the criteria of a companion or wild animal under the city’s definitions within the HEART ordinance, and that the Animal Welfare Department would not be dispatching officers to their location. Caller was advised to go through other channels if needed, as our officers are specifically to deal with animals as defined in statute and we would not be removing a human child and placing them in a cage to placate their concerns. Caller was advised to not contact the department for calls of the same nature in the future, as it is a misuse of officer time and city resources. Call concluded.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:37
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Put Trump in the sovcit room where they have to watch their trial through cctv and can only take notes or hold up an 'objection' sign He should be in full Hannibal Lecter restraints
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Jan 17, 2024 19:37
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/molcranenewman/status/1747660849693524026 And the judge allows it
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Jan 17, 2024 19:37
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nine-gear crow posted:https://www.newsweek.com/kentucky-bill-sex-first-cousins-not-incest-nick-wilson-1861398?piano_t=1 Please, please, let's be honest here: It's forcing your underage cousin into a marriage so you can gently caress them, come on
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Jan 17, 2024 19:38
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you forgot to pull your TRUMP out of the oven
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Jan 17, 2024 19:39
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Grey Cat posted:Trying to walk through Walmart but whenever I walk near the women's clothes section I take psychic damage Thanks for the spoilers about Colossal Man’s third nemesis, “Sally from the Wal-Mart Lingerie Department”. 
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Jan 17, 2024 19:39
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Your honor, I was spitroasted today. Between Guiliani and Loomer in the tanning bed, it got really messy. I'm not proud.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:39
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nine-gear crow posted:https://www.newsweek.com/kentucky-bill-sex-first-cousins-not-incest-nick-wilson-1861398?piano_t=1 Cousin marriage is legal in like half the states already.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:39
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When it comes to Carroll, Trump just loses all control.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:42
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drat OK has gone to loving poo poo. it was never amazing but holy poo poo. like why?
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Jan 17, 2024 19:42
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop 
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Jan 17, 2024 19:42
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Grey Cat posted:I bit into my apple and Trump's face was in there!
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Jan 17, 2024 19:43
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TulliusCicero posted:Wait is that anti-porn super hero thing a series already made that I can read?! https://youtu.be/FG4O0_C2ED0?si=oeKelBgQIPHJKj63
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Jan 17, 2024 19:43
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Silly Burrito posted:you forgot to pull your TRUMP out of the oven needs a 'shop of one of those buttons that pop out when your turkey is done on the forehead there
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Jan 17, 2024 19:44
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Please ignore the giant purple cum stain on my van dedicated to making sure people don't cum.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:44
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Can’t believe it’s taken Trump this long to start calling Haley Nimrata
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Jan 17, 2024 19:44
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TulliusCicero posted:
Not dicks. JO crystals. That's Billy-Jo Crystal, the supervillain who asks "wanna power up that boner, bro?"
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