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Captain Hygiene posted:Man I hate urinals because of people like that. One of my previous* supervisors used to walk up and have work conversations while next to my, it was the most awkward thing. I eventually just stopped using them in favor of stalls whenever possible. How often do you type the phrase "One of my penile"?
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ElectricSheep posted:this is a clear violation of federal Urinal Gap Law, 69 CFR 420.91(a) If I can, I will choose which urinal to use by which one makes the next person that comes in have to make a decision about who they pee next to.
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I don't have children and I'd still be wary of an adult that chooses to urinate right next to a minor if there's another option available.
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Maybe he was just more focused on "I really need to piss" than the idea that some rando would imply that he's a pedophile while he's trying to take a piss.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:How often do you type the phrase "One of my penile"? I know it's pronounced pee-nile but wouldn't it be great if we all said P-Nilly
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whether its a kid doesn't matter. choosing not to take the furthest possible stall while subtly curling up to block all possible visual or social interaction is what makes them a freakPope Corky the IX posted:How often do you type the phrase "One of my penile"? it's 'Penile supervisors', clearly.
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my old boss used to do that. me saying "talking to you when im holding my dick is weird jim" and he stopped.
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This game will teach you everything you need to know about urinals: https://archive.org/details/urinalgame
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Crocobile posted:Contains homophobic and misogynistic parents, threats of conversion therapy so why post it here
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TehRedWheelbarrow posted:my old boss used to do that. Saying "nice watch" as they start unzipping also works.
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Haschel Cedricson posted:This game will teach you everything you need to know about urinals: https://archive.org/details/urinalgame instructions unclear, have been taught to try and pee on people to make friends
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Haschel Cedricson posted:This game will teach you everything you need to know about urinals: https://archive.org/details/urinalgame got the last one wrong 
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Pope Corky the IX posted:How often do you type the phrase "One of my penile"? That's one of those things where my phone keyboard occasionally makes me go what because I'm not sure I've ever typed out the word directly before. I think it grabs oddball words (like goon names) from when I copy & paste text to add to the common words bank, maybe it's something like that.
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Yeah, something like that.
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I was at an event full of gay men this past weekend, and i went popped into the restroom, everybody picked a urinal with no regard for the urinal code. No stupid worrying about having a buffer zone, just walk in, piss, wash your hands, and everyone is golden without making it a huge deal. Sometimes i forget how exhausting it is back out in the "straight" society. DemoneeHo fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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Is it normal for US men's restroom to not have divisions between urinals? The only place I've seen that didn't have them were pretty dingy places. Some of them over here even had shelves where they enclosed the urinals on three sides.
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This is probably a scorching hot take but I think OP is a bigger weirdo freak for obsessing about kids existing in proximity to strangers in public spaces. If the guy is leering over at the kid then an extra 5 feet of space isn't going to make him less of a creep and if he's minding his own business then who the gently caress cares; either way the urinal position is not the actual problem. Picking the middle urinal is a minor faux pas but at some point OP is going to take the kid to an event where the bathrooms are busy enough that people don't have a choice anyhow. For that matter, Ikeas are huge and if the bathrooms up front only have 3 urinals the employee probably just got used to them being too busy to bother fussing about the urinal gap.
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EDIT: Never mind, I'm not going to bother with this one.
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Space Kablooey posted:Is it normal for US men's restroom to not have divisions between urinals? The only place I've seen that didn't have them were pretty dingy places. Some of them over here even had shelves where they enclosed the urinals on three sides. It's pretty common, yeah At least we don't have piss troughs
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Oh god I hate piss troughs
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Its like 50/50 if urinals have dividers. I'll see 'em in places like the mall or a movie theater. But I remember my college dorms never having any dividers.
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I think a lot of the situation is social awareness. If there are 3 urinals and a kid is using one of the side urinals, I'll use the other side that's open assuming it's not busy in there. Now if it's like a baseball game and the bathroom is packed, the dad could usher the kid into a stall or accept the fact that the kid may see some dong because other people gotta pee as well.
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US bathrooms are always a fascinating game of, how can we provide the bare minimum, even more barer? I've been in bathrooms where the stall doors basically only cover the core. The dread of seeing such a tiny door while wearing a romper....
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Isn't that the whole point of Romper Room?
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I'm grateful I don't need to deal with urinal politics.
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nobody has urinal authority so it's more like urinal anarchy
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StrangersInTheNight posted:US bathrooms are always a fascinating game of, how can we provide the bare minimum, even more barer? I've been in bathrooms where the stall doors basically only cover the core. The dread of seeing such a tiny door while wearing a romper.... I took a leak at a rest stop in Italy this summer and the fact that the stall doors went practically to the floor was just one of those things where I thought to myself, why NOT us
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQF5kDmXkGk
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:Look here, Spock. Many social conventions are illogical and will seem redundant, but you can't act all surprised if people get confused or annoyed whenever you don't follow them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8i6jmMc2XE
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I feel like we've finally discovered the one thing wherein male privilege doesn't exist because gd am I glad as a woman to be assured of having a private stall whenever I use the restroom. Sure, I've had people talk to me from the next stall, but at least I'm not visible while I'm taking care of business.
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https://youtu.be/8vvrs83TVuM
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We need to bring back Roman style bathrooms and the shared sponge. That'll really build a sense of community.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:I feel like we've finally discovered the one thing wherein male privilege doesn't exist because gd am I glad as a woman to be assured of having a private stall whenever I use the restroom. Sure, I've had people talk to me from the next stall, but at least I'm not visible while I'm taking care of business. I know, the etiquette of women's bathroom is so good, at least it is where I am. If it's a pub or club, you can get good, or at least, interesting advice from whoever is in there, and back in the olden times when I was a college student, pre-social media, you could get SO MUCH hot gossip from the graffiti on the walls, also some really good advice if you wrote your problems up there too  .
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im really glad that i dont have to deal with urinals anymore. i always hated to use them so i just went for the stalls
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I just squat directly over the drain that's usually in the middle of the restroom floor.
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a room with a hole in the floor is all a men's restroom needs to be, really.
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The bathrooms at work are all in the same position on each floor, so I'd have to be carefully aiming down through five stories of holes in that case
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Squat toilets are a thing yeah
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Space Kablooey posted:im really glad that i dont have to deal with urinals anymore. i always hated to use them so i just went for the stalls That's a good way to get all the guys at the urinals to sing the "Peeing in the Stall" song at you.
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Sagebrush posted:a room with a hole in the floor is all a men's restroom needs to be, really. Look at this weirdo who refuses to pee in the bushes
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