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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

a year ago we were supposed to be getting mercedes mone and a max deal

now we’ve a couple of bucks but no max

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Mercedes Mone is not debuting at AEW because she’s a surprise for the Rumble

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

fart blood posted:

Mercedes Mone is not debuting at AEW because she’s a surprise for the Rumble

looking more and more likely every day :(

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

fart blood posted:

Mercedes Mone is not debuting at AEW because she’s a surprise for the Rumble

hearing this on the discords

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Tony Khan increasingly isolated

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

fart blood posted:

Mercedes Mone is not debuting at AEW because she’s a surprise for the Rumble

:aloom:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

She was sitting with Bayley at the TNA show and HHH was there.

WWE is also setting up Bayley to be turned on by the rest of Damage CTRL so she'll need allies, and Trinity is for sure returning.

So yeah I'm pretty sure Mercedes is not gonna go to AEW

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Codependent Poster posted:

She was sitting with Bayley at the TNA show and HHH was there.

WWE is also setting up Bayley to be turned on by the rest of Damage CTRL so she'll need allies, and Trinity is for sure returning.

So yeah I'm pretty sure Mercedes is not gonna go to AEW

my uncle said papa h is buying TNA

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://x.com/italkwrasslin/status/1746318489579672015?s=20

is this seriously your source lmfao

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!



max payne 3 screenshot lookin' rear end

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


Good enough for the hell thread, maybe go to aew mecca where they read "real" "journalists" like Shave Smeltzer

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Gumball Gumption posted:

Good enough for the hell thread, maybe go to aew mecca where they read "real" "journalists" like Shave Smeltzer

horseshoe theory with advanced degree holding aew fans who have outgrown the product and low iq fedbrains

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
At this point I don't give a poo poo where Mone goes, I just want her to get off her rear end and go.

For the love of God go make that money, you've earned it, please just end the "will she/won't she" every week.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Shinjobi posted:

At this point I don't give a poo poo where Mone goes, I just want her to get off her rear end and go.

For the love of God go make that money, you've earned it, please just end the "will she/won't she" every week.

in fairness to her, she's injured and has said absolutely nothing eitehr way, it's just dumbass wrestling churnalists posting poo poo for clicks.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Quantum of Phallus posted:

in fairness to her, she's injured and has said absolutely nothing eitehr way, it's just dumbass wrestling churnalists posting poo poo for clicks.

100%, I know she can't control how the body heals. I'm just so tired, and i don't even read any wrestling websites.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I hope she goes back to the fed so I don’t have to read about how badly Tony is booking her

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

None of the people who reported she's going to AEW have changed their minds.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Pylons posted:

None of the people who reported she's going to AEW have changed their minds.

and yet, here she isnt

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

projecthalaxy posted:

and yet, here she isnt

they just debuted deanna purazzo or w/e, they gotta give her at least 2 weeks before giving her the mariah may treatment

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Tonight we have a good main event, some jobber matches, and the intrigue of whether Jay White and the BBG lose to a jobber team or get stuck with the ROH trios titles.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Shinjobi posted:

100%, I know she can't control how the body heals. I'm just so tired, and i don't even read any wrestling websites.

Might be a potassium problem, really shouldn't be making you tired

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

1glitch0 posted:

Tonight we have a good main event, some jobber matches, and the intrigue of whether Jay White and the BBG lose to a jobber team or get stuck with the ROH trios titles.

Matt Taven has headlined MSG and Arena Mexico.

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


projecthalaxy posted:

and yet, here she isnt

:rolleyes:

She's gonna debut at revolution


Oh wait, hell thread


LOL BOTCHA SKANKS WON'T EVEN SELL OUT TO COCAINE MONEY MARK TONY "BALONEY" KAHN, CRY MORE AEWAILURES!!!

E: this thread should be called FYAEW

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Quantum of Phallus posted:

they just debuted deanna purazzo or w/e, they gotta give her at least 2 weeks before giving her the mariah may treatment

italiano beggar: mone purazzo..... mariah may mone purazzo....

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Weird post

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I googled Mercedes Mone and went to the news tab and two of the headlines were "Eric Bischoff addresses Mercedes Mone (FKA Sasha Banks)" and "Mercedes Mone (Sasha Banks) shows off new look amid WWE Return Rumors".

I think that just about says everything that needs to be said about the current state of this story.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The Taxman posted:

:rolleyes:

She's gonna debut at revolution


Oh wait, hell thread


LOL BOTCHA SKANKS WON'T EVEN SELL OUT TO COCAINE MONEY MARK TONY "BALONEY" KAHN, CRY MORE AEWAILURES!!!

E: this thread should be called FYAEW

She was gonna debut at several shows, per the discourse.

And yet

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

its real

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

That DICK! posted:

italiano beggar: mone purazzo..... mariah may mone purazzo....

lmfao

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
massive lols

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

The Taxman posted:

:rolleyes:

She's gonna debut at revolution


Oh wait, hell thread


LOL BOTCHA SKANKS WON'T EVEN SELL OUT TO COCAINE MONEY MARK TONY "BALONEY" KAHN, CRY MORE AEWAILURES!!!

E: this thread should be called FYAEW

I'm glad someone finally said it

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

The Taxman posted:

BOTCHA SKANKS WON'T EVEN SELL OUT TO COCAINE MONEY MARK TONY "BALONEY" KAHN, CRY MORE AEWAILURES!!!

big if true

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


projecthalaxy posted:

She was gonna debut at several shows, per the discourse.

And yet

I rescind my last post, you are clearly contributing in the ethos of this thread


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The Taxman fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Jan 17, 2024

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
why do you hate aew so much

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Peanut President posted:

why do you hate aew so much

The right question is why don't you?

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


Peanut President posted:

why do you hate aew so much

TONY "KRAZY" KHAN REFUSES TO BRING A PAPE TO DETROIT

FOR HIS CRIMES, HE AND HIS EMPLOYEES MUST BEAR THE WRATH OF AEW HELL.

#workersrights

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
its a good bit you're doing


keep it up

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Gumball Gumption posted:

The right question is why don't you?

i hate all wrestling equally because its not like it used to be when i was a child

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

The Taxman posted:

TONY "KRAZY" KHAN REFUSES TO BRING A PAPE TO DETROIT

FOR HIS CRIMES, HE AND HIS EMPLOYEES MUST BEAR THE WRATH OF AEW HELL.

#workersrights

You good?

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Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



more like worked rights!!!!!

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