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Dec 22, 2023 04:54
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jesus loving christ google, could you actually make this poo poo any worse if you tried? for a start, why can't your garbage photos app resize images, something I'm pretty sure I did as an undergrad "intro to MATLAB" course in 2002, but the play store search now has sponsored, recommended, more results, an advert for some poo poo, then recommended again, then more results again  just look at this trash (my screen is on), it's even given the same apps multiple times also one of these app icons looks like a floppy dong lol Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Jan 5, 2024 |
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Jan 5, 2024 10:08
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charge your fuckin phone, drat
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Jan 5, 2024 10:46
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:jesus loving christ google, could you actually make this poo poo any worse if you tried? if they show up multiple times in the results it means they're good, pick the one that shows up the most for the best app
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Jan 5, 2024 14:18
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glad to see a tradition of masochism continuing into the new year
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Jan 5, 2024 15:47
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my phone running software from an ad company is full of ads, someone please help!Powerful Two-Hander posted:jesus loving christ google, could you actually make this poo poo any worse if you tried? yes, op, and it'll continue to get worse
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Jan 5, 2024 15:52
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:for a start, why can't your garbage photos app resize images, something I'm pretty sure I did as an undergrad "intro to MATLAB" course in 2002, to be fair, android probably doesn't have a matlab interpreter built in.
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Jan 5, 2024 16:18
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akadajet posted:someone is doing the stuff you have to do to get android phones usable, but on iphone for some reason. Powerful Two-Hander posted:jesus loving christ google, could you actually make this poo poo any worse if you tried?
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Jan 5, 2024 17:08
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"fix your product by installing software from Samsung" these are the words of the utterly deranged
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Jan 5, 2024 17:11
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"i have an android" these are the words of the utterly deranged
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Jan 5, 2024 17:17
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it's true 
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Jan 5, 2024 17:20
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Some of the stuff I'm working on now will be on samsung phones as default software, super excited to be part of the android ecosystem
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Jan 5, 2024 17:20
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Some of the stuff I'm working on now will be on samsung phones as default software, super excited to be part of the android ecosystem they're adding yet another web browser?
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Jan 5, 2024 17:24
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"fix your product by installing software from Samsung" these are the words of the utterly deranged lol guess who tesla is partnering with for 'smart homes' 
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Jan 5, 2024 17:45
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Agile Vector posted:lol guess who tesla is partnering with for 'smart homes' lmao no loving way god it could only be worse if they'd chosen Sony
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Jan 5, 2024 18:27
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love to have my front door refuse to open because it's running Tizen and it's run out of memory after being on too long and needs a hard reboot
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Jan 5, 2024 18:28
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Some of the stuff I'm working on now will be on samsung phones as default software, super excited to be part of the android ecosystem well, I wasn't going to buy a samsung phone anyhow. I don't have anything to worry about.
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Jan 5, 2024 18:41
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:lmao no loving way as someone with a sony phone, i have to say they don't even have a smart ecosystem. they've got a couple different apps for a few different things and they barely talk to one another the biggest concern would be if your window, SWF-20T14LM8, you put in your house when you built it 10 years ago won't open because they only provided two years of support for it and now your house is on fire and you're trapped the house is on fire because the tesla battery in the garage that powers your home burst into flames due to a cell failure
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Jan 5, 2024 18:48
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:jesus loving christ google, could you actually make this poo poo any worse if you tried? install the dick app, op
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Jan 5, 2024 20:40
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Some of the stuff I'm working on now will be on samsung phones as default software, super excited to be part of the android ecosystem picturing tori and rasterman hanging out rn
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Jan 5, 2024 22:09
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"fix your product by installing software from Samsung" these are the words of the utterly deranged The alternative is software by google sooo
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Jan 5, 2024 23:02
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Y'all I found one thing that Android is better at than iOS: apparently with Android you can on-demand lock and unlock your kid's phone, and you can't do that with iOS. Hoping Tim will steal this feature in a few years.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:07
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Dans Macabre posted:Y'all I found one thing that Android is better at than iOS: apparently with Android you can on-demand lock and unlock your kid's phone, and you can't do that with iOS. Hoping Tim will steal this feature in a few years. lol if you buy your kid a smartphone
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Jan 17, 2024 19:18
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agreed but the ship has sailed I’m afraid
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Jan 17, 2024 19:45
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Dans Macabre posted:Y'all I found one thing that Android is better at than iOS: apparently with Android you can on-demand lock and unlock your kid's phone, and you can't do that with iOS. Hoping Tim will steal this feature in a few years. i'm reasonably sure you could do that with find my, assuming your kids phone's icloud account is tied to yours
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Jan 17, 2024 19:46
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trolling my teen by locking his phone every time he texts his girlfriend
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Jan 17, 2024 20:10
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if you get your kid an android you have to worry about them getting bullied. if you get them an iphone then they might become the bully.
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Jan 17, 2024 20:24
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infernal machines posted:i'm reasonably sure you could do that with find my, assuming your kids phone's icloud account is tied to yours I think you can still unlock the device if you have the pass code
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Jan 17, 2024 20:29
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akadajet posted:if you get your kid an android you have to worry about them getting bullied. if you get them an iphone then they might become the bully. does indeed square with my general sense that iphone users are worse people on average
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Jan 17, 2024 20:30
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my brother got an iphone for his step-daughter and she spends all her fuckin time using facetime to talk to people and it makes me want to snatch the phone out of her hand and smash it whenever shes over at the house with her parents. she originally had some like $5 samsung, but it couldn't do facetime so that got replaced p quick unrelated, i really dislike people taking personal calls while on speakerphone
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Jan 17, 2024 20:32
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everyone decided video calls were dumb as poo poo almost immediately after they became feasible but now the kids and the olds are walking around in public with their phones held out in front of them 
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Jan 17, 2024 20:47
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akadajet posted:if you get your kid an android you have to worry about them getting bullied. if you get them an iphone then they might become the bully. Kids definitely make fun of the Android havers because they ruin the group chats. In my kids' schools if you have an android you're straight up not invited to the group chat. It's rough out there.
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Jan 17, 2024 21:23
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unlike most bullying aspects, buying a bad phone is a choice
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Jan 17, 2024 21:29
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11 year old should have chosen for their parent to be less of a tightwad
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Jan 17, 2024 21:30
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just let the biggest company in the world blackmail you into spending 5x your budget on their correct brand also loving lol at kids ruining group chats, *apple*, the absolute pinnacle of capitalist bullshit, is ruining group chat to wring a few more dollars out of poor parents and/or twist the perceptions of kids permanently
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Jan 17, 2024 21:31
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do kids get bullied for having like an iphone se instead of an 11 or 12? or is it just entirely about the bubble color?
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Jan 17, 2024 21:32
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Branch Nvidian posted:do kids get bullied for having like an iphone se instead of an 11 or 12? or is it just entirely about the bubble color? important thing to the 0.0000001% is that you and your child is here asking the question
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Jan 17, 2024 21:33
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The Management posted:unlike most bullying aspects, buying a bad phone is a choice would you say it's okay to bully kids for, say, not having a pair of jordans
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Jan 17, 2024 21:34
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i don't have any kids, but if i did they wouldn't have any phone more advanced than a nokia flip phone until they were like 18
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Jan 17, 2024 21:34
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