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https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1747629567966093649?s=20 https://youtu.be/FG4O0_C2ED0?si=7PlBgcgn1dvnIxnd   
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What the hell is a 'willpower blindfold'?
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Jan 17, 2024 20:29
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Omniman was the first MK1 dlc character OP.
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Is this the thread for colossal man porn? I was promised colossal man porn.
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Jan 17, 2024 20:32
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Lmao this guy's worst nemesis is a Victoria Secret catalog
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Jan 17, 2024 20:33
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This guy has three jack off crystals on his head. The more you get off, the stronger he grows.
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Jan 17, 2024 20:33
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So if I'm reading this right he's One Pump Man?
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Jan 17, 2024 20:34
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I’m stealing these for my col rear end man thread
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Jan 17, 2024 20:37
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Why does this look so much like Frisky Dingo? I can't unsee it
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Jan 17, 2024 20:39
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TulliusCicero posted:Why does this look so much like Frisky Dingo? It looks like one of the coma seasons from Archer. Did they do a super hero season of Archer while he was in the coma? Because you probably wouldn't even need to change the premise of "He's a dumb shitbag super hero who can be easily incapacitated by porn," because that's basically who Sterling Archer already is minus the super powers.
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Jan 17, 2024 20:44
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TulliusCicero posted:Why does this look so much like Frisky Dingo? That's what it is, right? Same team from Archer? I feel like I'm being wooshed. You shouldn't woosh old people, OP. S' rude.
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All of the Archer animators have been looking for work bc the show is over, the likelihood that one of them got wrangled into this is uncomfortably high.
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Jan 17, 2024 20:46
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What did he do the Turkey that is making Unlicensed MJ react like that
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Are these the guys that made pornhub illegal in North Carolina? Is there a complaint form?
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Jan 17, 2024 20:49
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They did a live action video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VRBlv8Pc05E&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=organic_social&utm_campaign=Colossal_Man_Campaign    
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Bruce Campbell fucks, tho?
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Jan 17, 2024 20:51
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:They did a live action video  Oh my god Are all of the villains fetishes? I have a good idea what Cat Man might be into Missed opportunity to not have your supervillains be hot ladies imho
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Jan 17, 2024 20:51
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:They did a live action video There's footage of some guy on the screen in the intro shots that awkwardly just disappears really suddenly, I thought it was Homelander from The Boys or something but now I realize it's footage from this
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Jan 17, 2024 20:53
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I prefer the man who has the superpower to turn anything into a gun, OP.
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Jan 17, 2024 20:54
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It's not a joke? O god
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Spinz posted:It's not a joke? It's one of the funniest loving things I've seen in a while Scorch man is definitely like friction burn right? TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:They did a live action video According to this porn doesn’t even affect his powers, he just really likes watching it instead of being a superhero and a supportive husband and father. You can’t really blame the pornography here, that’s on him at a certain point. Maybe all the jerking off actually gave him powers.
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TulliusCicero posted:
Because that would be sexy and TEMPTING, so only MEN IN SPANDEX Wait...
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Grey Cat posted:Because that would be sexy and TEMPTING, so only MEN IN SPANDEX They don't specify what kind of porn Colossal Man is into to we will never really know what he's been looking at. I actually have never watched an episode or read anything with regards to Colossal Man
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funeral home DJ posted:They don't specify what kind of porn Colossal Man is into to we will never really know what he's been looking at. It really feels like gay stuff to me. I don’t mean that as a joke, he just feels like a closeted dude who’s too deep in the cishet hole
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Jan 17, 2024 21:17
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Ain't Covenant Eyes the program that was supposed to monitor convicted pedophile Josh Duggar? I can't wait for the episode where Colossal Man has to stop a villain who uses his invisibility powers solely to plant videos on the business computers of Good Ol Boys
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Thought the first one said "Porntnite" and I'm like "isn't there already Fortnite porn out there though?"
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Jan 17, 2024 21:22
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Colossal Man needs a crossover episode with Ace & Gary.
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How does something manage to look so much like it is a parody of itself Like they could just make straight-up adaptations of this to air on Adult Swim and people might find it funny Edit- Also curious how Inmate Danny Trejo there managed to sneak a machete into prison
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A Fancy Hat posted:According to this porn doesn’t even affect his powers, he just really likes watching it instead of being a superhero and a supportive husband and father. You can’t really blame the pornography here, that’s on him at a certain point. Yeah, I think that's the idea. His archvillain just knows his secret weakness and puts on a mock crime spree as an excuse to introduce Colossal Man to new genres of porn. After that he's got at least a week or two to wreak havoc before the hero's friends convince him to go to a support group or reactivate his porn blocker. Looks hilarious, regardless.
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Jan 17, 2024 21:34
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dude just punched a glory hole through the wall
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Jan 17, 2024 21:34
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Buce posted:dude just punched a glory hole through the wall Now that is my definition of a hero
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Everyone gets a sex-themed gimmick for their crimes. "Call coming in that a coffee shop is being robbed, Colossal Man!" The C-Man barges in to see a woman wearing barely more than two donuts. "Why I 'eclair', look who just 'rolled' in! It's the Colossal Man!" The dastardly Donutnatrix says. "I"m not looking, I'm not looking!" C-man closes his eyes. "No time for shut-eye, Colossal Man..." Donutnatrix grabs a cup of the counter and throws it at him, scalding him. "A little 'hot coffee' will perk your right up!" Donutnatrix turns back to her accomplices. "Sprinkles! Go and collect all the 'dough' from the safe in the back room. Frosting! 'Donut' forget to get what's in the register!" "You won't get away with this!" C-Man shouts groping wildly while his eyes are closed. "Fool, this crime was a piece of cake donut! Speaking of which! Don't even think of trying to follow us!" Colossal Man feels a pair of donuts being put in his grip and Donutatrix and her party runs off. Donutnatrix laughs as she leaves the building. "Keep 'em! That outfit was getting 'stale' anyway! HAHAHA! So long, 'sugar!'" Minutes later, the mayor and the police take a report from the C-Man about how the Donutnatrix got away. "I blame myself." "You're right, you're good to do that, it is your fault!" The mayor shouts. "She's a normal woman with no powers! All you had to do was go in there and arrest her! Why is it you can't do one simple good deed without your dick getting in the way of being a hero!" "You don't understand... My porn addiction." "Ms. Mayor," the police chief interrupts. "That was the Donutnatrix! That no-good crumb has been robbing bakerys, coffee shops, and gas stations for the last 3 weeks!" "Who?" "The Donutnatrix..." C-man begins to tell her tale. "She was once Donatella Bismark-Beignet. An internet foodie who got more and more provocative in her dress and behavior to get a bigger and bigger audience. She specialized in showing off baked sweets she produced while being really, really sexy. Too sexy. She was deplatformed, her videos delisted, and now without a source of income to keep creating her food porn she turned to a life of crime, became the Donutnatrix and turned her eyes on Victory City as her 'Kitchen of Crime.'" "Jesus Christ God Almighty..." The mayor sighed. "Someone fix this." "Ms. Mayor, we only have 1 more chance to catch her in the act!" C-Man declares. "Why do you say that?" The chief of police asks. "This was her 12th robbery in the last three weeks. She'll do one more!" "A BAKER'S DOZEN!" The chief snaps his fingers, to which C-Man nods. "I'll go hit up the Sam's Clubs, Costcos, GFS... See if they have any records of huge baking supply orders." "Good! I want this entire thing cleaned up before tomorrow night! I'm hosting Policeman's charity ball at Victory City hall and the last thing we need is some donut dominatrix causing trouble!" Meanwhile, at the Patisserie of Pain, The Donutnatrix is putting the finishing touches on her flour-powered scheme. "Tomorrow night, in the Policeman's Charity Ball, what are your assignments?" "Before the ball begins, I make sure all the coffee is decaf," Sprinkles says. "I'll be with Sprinkles, delivering the drugged donuts and deliverying the giant cake," Frosting says. "Good, meanwhile, I will hide myself in the giant cake. At the stroke of 9pm, I'll pop out and we'll steal all the money! Those cops will be too tired and sleepy to put up any fight! This whole caper will be a donut hole-in-one! HAHAHA!"
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OP, you should’ve included more lore. Really leaving us blueballed here Way better than anything in the actual comic
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MiracleFlare posted:Ain't Covenant Eyes the program that was supposed to monitor convicted pedophile Josh Duggar? I can't wait for the episode where Colossal Man has to stop a villain who uses his invisibility powers solely to plant videos on the business computers of Good Ol Boys
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Kit Walker posted:OP, you should’ve included more lore. Really leaving us blueballed here I guarantee JediTalentAgent put more thought into it than they did. Only suggestion I’d have is making her Lady Beignet - Donutnatrix is a little clunky, and a French dessert comes with the advantages that an evangelical would equate Frenchness with being either sexy or gay. I cannot believe that any of this is real to begin with, my balls are in orbit
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