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WHY BONER NOW posted:My former boss married a catholic girl and had to take classes before they could have a catholic wedding. One of the thought experiments was "if you crashed your car into a river and there was only time to save one person, would it be your kid or your wife" It's not just classes as you have to pass a scored test. Your answers need to align with the Church and your future spouse. Realistically you have to match the Church's "right" answers, moreso than matching your spouse. So when they talk about compatibility, it's not in regards to your future partner. e: snipe tax
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 21:48 |
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bird with big dick posted:The kid can eventually make babies though what about that. What if your wife is all dried up then do you save the kid? Should I be estimating how many eggs my wife has left at all times? Is there an app for that? If you tell them you’re saving the kid to make other kids with, they make you an archbishop.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 21:51 |
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javi posted:She's really out of her depth here. That thing about Liston's surgery with a 300% mortality rate, the patient, the assistant, and the Doctor died. This whole court case is going to end up with multiple court cases from it, based on the actions trump and his legal team did during it.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 21:52 |
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bird with big dick posted:The kid can eventually make babies though what about that. What if your wife is all dried up then do you save the kid? Should I be estimating how many eggs my wife has left at all times? Is there an app for that? She isn't dried up. They crashed in the river in this scenario. If you were Catholic you'd know this stuff.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 21:55 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:That thing about Liston's surgery with a 300% mortality rate, the patient, the assistant, and the Doctor died. I would say it is intentional, if they weren't so obviously incompetent.
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lol habba
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 21:56 |
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Your honor, how am I supposed to do my job? No, seriously, what the gently caress am I doing here
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 21:57 |
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Habba Hotel
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MrQwerty posted:Walton Goggins was a sweet Tony Stark in Boots Riley's show on HBO He's also going to be in the new season of White Lotus
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 21:58 |
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kazil posted:lol habba Mistrial? Denied. drat.. Anyway..
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 21:59 |
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kuarduck posted:It's not just classes as you have to pass a scored test. Oh hey precana (?) classes. I did that with my ex fiancée and it sucked. kazil posted:
Jesus Christ it’s like she saw one Law and Order episode with a “gotcha” courtroom scene and just decided to try it irl. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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kazil posted:
I've never seen representation this bad outside of defendants representing themselves. And some of them were undoubtedly better.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:01 |
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Surprised she has t accused her of harbouring Hillary’s e-mails tbh
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:02 |
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Ah yes, the extremely smart lawyer moving for a mistrial during damages. I mean obviously she's a trash lawyer and is going to be disbarred for the stuff she's done in the past. But has she ever actually gone to trial for anything before these two NY Trump cases? Doesn't even know how to enter something into evidence?
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:06 |
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Harveygod posted:Legal Eagle did a video on this. Even for Trumpworld, this was insanely unethical and underhanded. Most insidious part is that she told the victim the settlement would be tax free (that the organization would pay the taxes somehow). It wasn't. When tax time came, and the victim called her up asking how to document the taxes were paid, Habba said basically "I can't give you legal advice" and ghosted her. So not only did she get that bullshit settlement paid out she double hosed over the victim.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:08 |
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THE TRIAL IS OVER YOU loving DUMMY THERE IS NOTHING TO MISTRIAL
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kazil posted:
It's like My Cousin Vinny, only if at the end they were sentenced to the Chair
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Habba: Were you aware that Chewbacca lived on Endor?
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:14 |
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My Cousin Vinny is actually one of the most accurate trial movies ever made and is regularly referred to in law school. I think Legal Eagle has several videos on it.
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kazil posted:
Jesus goddamn It’s like she is channelling trungo as a medium, and he knows that stuff not being handed over during discovery is a no-no, but doesn’t understand how or why
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Pope Corky the IX posted:My Cousin Vinny is actually one of the most accurate trial movies ever made and is regularly referred to in law school. I think Legal Eagle has several videos on it. I think folks are referring to the really bad stuttering lawyer who Vinny defeats when he first shows what he is capable of
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'so you ADMIT to deleting the evidence! KANGAROO COURT YOUR HONOR KANGAROO COURT, MISTRIAL'
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WHY BONER NOW posted:My former boss married a catholic girl and had to take classes before they could have a catholic wedding. One of the thought experiments was "if you crashed your car into a river and there was only time to save one person, would it be your kid or your wife" Weird. They asked me something about a Christian baby skydiving.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:16 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:My Cousin Vinny is actually one of the most accurate trial movies ever made and is regularly referred to in law school. I think Legal Eagle has several videos on it. The writer of the movie was a lawyer and was on set all the time. They noted that it was strange that there wasn't a stenographer in the courtroom so they tried to quickly cast one. They couldn't find any actors that were able to do it and look convincing so they opted to call the local court, got the names of some court reporters, and found one willing to do it for basically the same pay as they were making in court. The person they hired didn't know how to fake it, so they just took down all the dialogue in the scene as if it was normal court. Then they made an "official" transcript of the trial and gave it out to the actors at the cast party. I think that's really cool.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:18 |
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Rescue Toaster posted:But has she ever actually gone to trial for anything before these two NY Trump cases? Doesn't even know how to enter something into evidence? Her previous job was working for a parking garage so probably not
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:18 |
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Would you read the name listed at the bottom of this AT&T bill? E. Jean Carol And yet you paid the bill? Yes Your honor, I'd like to motion for a mistrial based on the fact that she's a liar living a double life and strike everything she has ever said from the record as it might be a lie
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LOL
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Now that I think of it, even if habba had gotten Carroll to produce these emails or texts, what relevance do random threats have to whether donald jonald trungus defamed e. Jean Carroll They are irrelevant to the defense of Trump, aren’t they?
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:19 |
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Trump is in there too, right?
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Is Trump going for a mistrial based on incompetent counsel? I mean, he already lost the trial, this is just for damages, I don't get what good it is having Lionel Habtz out there Magooing around.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:21 |
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Actually if you don't receive hundreds of death threats, and merely a hundred death threats, then you haven't actually been harassed
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rotinaj posted:Jesus goddamn I can sorta read between the lines and I think she's trying to get at two things; that Carroll wasn't really threatened or didn't take them seriously if she just deletes them, and that she acted underhandedly by deleting them. The first point you make at closing, the second point is made simpler by establishing when the case was filed, and when the e-mails were deleted. Which she loving knows because they took depos. She's just grandstanding and federal judges won't let that slide. The thing is, it's not a stupid point to make, since her argument is that Carroll is exaggerating the harm to rack up damages and is trying to get a payday from a famous person. But she's so out of her depth that SHE looks like the underhanded one.
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Trump is in there too, right? lol yeah, he almost got thrown out earlier today
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Is Trump going for a mistrial based on incompetent counsel? I mean, he already lost the trial, this is just for damages, I don't get what good it is having Lionel Habtz out there Magooing around. You generally can't get a mistrial for poor representation from your own side. You can bring up poor counsel in an appeal or post-conviction action where you can ask for new trial and/or have your former attorney pay the damages or being such complete poo poo that it affected the outcome.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:23 |
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rotinaj posted:Now that I think of it, even if habba had gotten Carroll to produce these emails or texts, what relevance do random threats have to whether donald jonald trungus defamed e. Jean Carroll BUT HER EMAILS! MISTRIAL!
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rotinaj posted:Now that I think of it, even if habba had gotten Carroll to produce these emails or texts, what relevance do random threats have to whether donald jonald trungus defamed e. Jean Carroll I don't know poo poo but my guess is that whether or not threats were sent are immaterial as to whether or not Trump defamed her. So, there'd be no reason to get them, no reason for them to be subpoenaed. Then, the bigger issue, really, is that it has already been determined that he defamed her, and has done it again. Then there's the whole lol of the defense lawyer saying how dare you delete things that could put my client in deeper poo poo.
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Pook Good Mook posted:I can sorta read between the lines and I think she's trying to get at two things; that Carroll wasn't really threatened or didn't take them seriously if she just deletes them, and that she acted underhandedly by deleting them. I mean, I guess, but I don’t see how Carrol’s reaction to random death threats should negatively impact the basic facts of the case, whether the former President of the loving US defamed her I am not exasperated with you, just with the dumb loving reality I find myself in
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