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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

get this...

toney khan

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

The Taxman posted:

TONY "KRAZY" KHAN REFUSES TO BRING A PAPE TO DETROIT

FOR HIS CRIMES, HE AND HIS EMPLOYEES MUST BEAR THE WRATH OF AEW HELL.

#workersrights

Was coming here to post exactly this

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i am tony kahn keep watching my show, marks

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 31 hours!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i am tony kahn keep watching my show, marks

Do we still have to put our loving money where our mouths are? :ohdear:

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i am tony kahn keep watching my show, marks

Hire Vince Russo!

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Joey McChrist posted:

get this...

toney khan

Toné! Khan

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Sydney Bottocks posted:

Do we still have to put our loving money where our mouths are? :ohdear:

Oh, i watch your show every week

RoH on HonorClub :evilbuddy:

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i am tony kahn keep watching my show, marks

I can’t, due to wokeness 😔

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!



i am learning how this thread works, be patient with me

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

SirPhoebos posted:

Hire Vince Russo!

no

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

MJeff posted:

I googled Mercedes Mone and went to the news tab and two of the headlines were "Eric Bischoff addresses Mercedes Mone (FKA Sasha Banks)" and "Mercedes Mone (Sasha Banks) shows off new look amid WWE Return Rumors".

I think that just about says everything that needs to be said about the current state of this story.

Andrew Zarian says she is absolutely debuting in AEW soon so I'm assuming she's #30 in the women's Rumble.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Wait is HHH seriously buying TNA

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


fart blood posted:

Wait is HHH seriously buying TNA

Not if you outbid him!!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


That DICK! posted:

italiano beggar: mone purazzo..... mariah may mone purazzo....

thatsa spicy abadon!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

1glitch0 posted:

Andrew Zarian says she is absolutely debuting in AEW soon so I'm assuming she's #30 in the women's Rumble.

Zarian is mostly correct.

The Taxman posted:

i am learning how this thread works, be patient with me

Guide to AEW Hell Thread:
1) You post what you're thinking about AEW.
2) You have fun.
3) That's it.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MJeff posted:

Guide to AEW Hell Thread:
1) You post what you're thinking about AEW.
2) You have fun.
3) That's it.

good idea , i'll start:


the frikkin trios belts stink

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Quantum of Phallus posted:

good idea , i'll start:


the frikkin trios belts stink

they would be cool if they didnt give them to dumbasses who stink.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Should they put the tag titles on Darby and Sting?


Quantum of Phallus posted:

good idea , i'll start:


the frikkin trios belts stink

Brian Cage should eat the Acclaimed. Then we'll just pretend there's only one set of trios titles.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

MJeff posted:

Should they put the tag titles on Darby and Sting?

Unless they start defending more regularly almost anything is better than leaving them on Ricky and Big Bill for much longer

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MJeff posted:

Should they put the tag titles on Darby and Sting?

noooo

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

darby should do a moonsault from the top of mount everest

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

more like worked rights!!!!!

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

MJeff posted:

Zarian is mostly correct.

Yeah that's why Raw is TV-14, AEW got a billion dollar deal with WBD last year and I'm currently watching the AEW tape library on MAX.

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Caring about the Trios championship might be real hell, not just aew hell

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

1glitch0 posted:

Yeah that's why Raw is TV-14, AEW got a billion dollar deal with WBD last year and I'm currently watching the AEW tape library on MAX.

Zarian wasn't even the source of half of those rumors you dumbass.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

zarian sounds like the jim cramer of wrestling news

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Pylons posted:

Zarian wasn't even the source of half of those rumors you dumbass.

Yes he was. His vaunted "network sources".

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

1glitch0 posted:

Yes he was. His vaunted "network sources".

The 1 billion figure was floated by Meltzer's MMA writer.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Pylons posted:

The 1 billion figure was floated by Meltzer's MMA writer.

That writer? David Zarian. Plot twist

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The trios titles stopped meaning anything shortly after the Bucks held em, how weird is that!!!

I think these california boys are real stinkers, pardon my language

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 31 hours!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

good idea , i'll start:


the frikkin trios belts stink

This and also I'll say again that naming two of their titles the TNT and TBS titles was a dumb idea

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

MJeff posted:

Guide to AEW Hell Thread:
1) You post what you're thinking about AEW.
2) You have fun.
3) That's it.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

JUNGLE BOY posted:

zarian sounds like the jim cramer of wrestling news

i don't know who that is so i'll assume you mean kramer. time to cancel zarian, for standup racism. :hai:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

frankie "ka" zarian

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Sydney Bottocks posted:

This and also I'll say again that naming two of their titles the TNT and TBS titles was a dumb idea

It's funny because they're generally defended on the opposite network

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

the name is and has always been "Botcha Stanks" stop saying "Botcha Skanks"

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

midcedes mopey 😔

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

she checked out the AEW locker rooms and there wasn't enough room to lay down and cry. sloppy shop :cry:

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

dromal phrenia posted:

she checked out the AEW locker rooms and there wasn't enough room to lay down and cry. sloppy shop :cry:

mercedes is looking for a place to lie down and britt baker tells her “that’s not how we do things on wednesdays” and then motions to a row of locked bathrooms with faint crying emanating

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

dromal phrenia posted:

the name is and has always been "Botcha Stanks" stop saying "Botcha Skanks"

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