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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/matt_dathan/status/1747652593029918966 "Why no, I have never heard of the Nuremburg Trials! Is it like the 12 Trials of Heracles?" This is a bit on the loving nose even for this country.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:23
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Tesseraction posted:if it was pubic enlargements hopefully he goes to that French doctor who keeps killing billionaires with penis enlargement surgery Good work 47.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:23
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Tesseraction posted:if it was pubic enlargements hopefully he goes to that French doctor who keeps killing billionaires with penis enlargement surgery This made me go back and relisten to the Chapo ep about the pennis implants (#747 if you're curious). The whole 2nd half of the ep is cringe comedy gold
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Jan 17, 2024 19:31
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Tesseraction posted:if it was pubic enlargements hopefully he goes to that French doctor who keeps killing billionaires with penis enlargement surgery Knobgrafting is praxis
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Jan 17, 2024 19:35
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I know a fellow poster mentioned it earlier but it’s hard to overstate how insane the situation in NI will be tomorrow. Coldest day of the year, heavy snow predicted , and literally everyone in a union is going on a general strike, including the road gritters. It’s going to be disasterous and lots of people are going to die, and it doesn’t even warrant a mention on the national news.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:47
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Check out this oval office. https://twitter.com/BestForBritain/status/1747689996893450496 Also this oval office: https://twitter.com/BestForBritain/status/1747688624588497378
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Jan 17, 2024 20:01
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smellmycheese posted:I know a fellow poster mentioned it earlier but it’s hard to overstate how insane the situation in NI will be tomorrow. Coldest day of the year, heavy snow predicted , and literally everyone in a union is going on a general strike, including the road gritters. It’s going to be disasterous and lots of people are going to die, and it doesn’t even warrant a mention on the national news. The gall of this remark from loyalist nutter Jim Allister during the debate today: quote:“It is a bit like the tantrum child whose favourite toy stops working and his father says: 'Will we try and fix it?' And [they respond] 'no, no, just make it move'.” Yes Jim, it truly is a mystery why the NI executive has ground to a halt. It couldn't be anything to do with you and your cave-dwelling creationist ilk being unable to accept the demographic reality of a Sinn Fein-led government after decades of unionist rule, not at all..
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Jan 17, 2024 20:03
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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1747689604759609555 Hahaha. Every loving time
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Jan 17, 2024 20:04
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1747689604759609555 All fur coat and no knickers those red wall boys.
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Jan 17, 2024 20:08
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Maybe next time don't make a major part of the news cycle about the idle threats of dafties and report instead on actual events that are happening? LOL will never happen Have NI unions tried leaking WhatsApp threads about the strikes to political editors? That might get it on the news.
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Jan 17, 2024 20:19
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Could Ireland do a soft invasion of the North and take over the governance? Would anyone in NI resist, especially if Ireland brought gritter lorries with them? https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1747706293027012977 While everyone is hoping for a Spring election, I really do think Rishi is selfish and petulant enough to cling onto power til the very end. I still think we'll be seeing a November election. If Rishi is stabbed in the back before then, we'll have yet another 1922 elected caretaker oval office imposed on us to soak up any remaining banknotes e: Did the thread notice Ed Balls kicking Susanna Reid in the head this morning? https://twitter.com/GMB/status/1747513927162880287 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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Jan 17, 2024 20:58
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fuctifino posted:Could Ireland do a soft invasion of the North and take over the governance? Would anyone in NI resist, especially if Ireland brought gritter lorries with them? I don't think we have gritter lorries for our own roads tbh
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Jan 17, 2024 21:14
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sending tankers of guinness over the border to create a weird stouty layer where the ice had been
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Jan 17, 2024 21:16
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James Cleverly is reading a speech in Parliament that he clearly hasn't written. He's reading it out loud as though he's reading the words for the first time. e: I guess it was written for him by a team of lawyers
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Jan 17, 2024 21:22
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By lawyers? Oh the Rwanda bill right. Yeah why the gently caress is he pretending he knows what he's doing lmao.
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Jan 17, 2024 21:25
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Tesseraction posted:By lawyers? Oh the Rwanda bill right. Yeah why the gently caress is he pretending he knows what he's doing lmao. Yeah, it's blindly obvious when I used a couple of brain cells. He's so robotic and uncomfortable. He's well rehearsed answering (deflecting) questions, but he's reading the words on the page blind. Jimmy Dimmy posted:"It is up to individual ministers whether they adhere to the ECHR or not, as it is up to the British people to decide who comes into this country and who doesn't."
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Jan 17, 2024 21:27
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Failed Imagineer posted:I don't think we have gritter lorries for our own roads tbh The UK stores all of it's water cannons here in N.I. (i wonder why) and i propose that they be converted to salt sprayers instead. 
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Jan 17, 2024 21:34
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fuctifino posted:
Rishi basically has two plays: 1) Wait for the Rwanda bill to pass, and then campaign on the fact that he Stopped the Boats 2) Wait for the Rwanda bill to fail (very very unlikely), and then campaign on "You need to give me a mandate to pass the bill and Stop The Boats" He doesn't really have anything else
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Jan 17, 2024 21:45
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EvilHawk posted:Rishi basically has two plays: Literally nobody at work or anywhere else is talking about the Rwanda bill. It's such a stupid loving niche thing to waste time on as the last months of your government erode away to nothing.
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Jan 17, 2024 21:55
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Guavanaut posted:The distinguishing mark of man is the HAND, the instrument with which he does all his mischief. 
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Jan 17, 2024 22:03
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Tesseraction posted:if it was pubic enlargements hopefully he goes to that French doctor who keeps killing billionaires with penis enlargement surgery At every Dermatology conference, without fail there will be a case presentation on some new and exciting way of achieving penis enlargement, usually accompanied by photos of the necrotic organ in question. Cooking oil and mineral oil are quite popular.
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Jan 17, 2024 22:14
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It does seem odd that if estradiol will grow you tits that there is no equivalent pill to make your dick grow.
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Jan 17, 2024 22:28
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lookin @ nekit men generally makes my willy grow very quickly
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Jan 17, 2024 22:30
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11 Tories voted against the bill. They're so pathetic they can't even do a proper rebellion. Also, 11 more than are probably ever going to be deported to Rwanda.
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Jan 17, 2024 22:46
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rwanda should cash in on their popularity. Run rwanda experience holidays for liberal handwringers. Get some use out of all the accommodation weve paid for.
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Jan 17, 2024 22:59
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NotJustANumber99 posted:rwanda should cash in on their popularity. Run rwanda experience holidays for liberal handwringers. Get some use out of all the accommodation weve paid for. Welcome to the Hotel Rwanda Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel Rwanda Any time of year You can find it here
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Jan 17, 2024 23:05
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NotJustANumber99 posted:rwanda should cash in on their popularity. Run rwanda experience holidays for liberal handwringers. Get some use out of all the accommodation weve paid for. Their tourist board literally sponsor Arsenal, and have done for a few years now
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Jan 17, 2024 23:28
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Jan 17, 2024 23:30
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Visit Rwanda voluntarily!
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Jan 17, 2024 23:33
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OwlFancier posted:It does seem odd that if estradiol will grow you tits that there is no equivalent pill to make your dick grow. Your dick has its own inbuilt growing (and shrinking) mechanism already! Breast bits mature and develop in response to hormones but I suspect (don't quote me on this) that the final outcome is predetermined by genetics. Like building a house from a plan. You could get a bespoke builder to do it or Barratt homes but at the end of the day there's only so much you can do if the plans are for a terrace. Everyone carries enough genetic code to grow either set of secondary sex characteristics and its the hormones that control the developmental pathways. Maybe if you fed 11 year old Timmy high potency androgens he would be hung as a horse after puberty? Or the pathway is a binary on/off rather than dose dependent and you just get a roided out, hairy Timmy with a micropenis and serious anger issues. There's always the interesting examples of XX fetuses with aderenal hyperplasia (overproduction of testosterone) developing male features and XY fetuses going down the "default" female pathway because they lack the correct receptors for androgens to switch the male developments on.
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Jan 17, 2024 23:35
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So Fuckwit 30p Lee resigned his job yesterday over the bill, but then voted for it anyway. Those wacky Tories eh?
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Jan 17, 2024 23:45
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Is that rwanda in the background? It kind of looks like a lame hell?
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Jan 17, 2024 23:49
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smellmycheese posted:So Fuckwit 30p Lee resigned his job yesterday over the bill, but then voted for it anyway. Those wacky Tories eh? Strong and stable
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Jan 17, 2024 23:54
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This is the funniest stats for lefties yet https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1747756815486451820?t=r9RVIs6pa_n7l4T0ATPGZA&s=19 It'll be even funnier when Steamer gets revealed to have personally OK'ed Jimmy Savile necrophilia, the campaign collapses, and Boris sweeps back into majority astride a bendybus Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jan 18, 2024 |
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Jan 18, 2024 00:23
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I guess he is just any other leader
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Jan 18, 2024 00:24
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The Tories as the 4th party would be objectively hilarious
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Jan 18, 2024 00:33
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That's the rub of redistricting, if you get swept you're absolutely screwed.
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Jan 18, 2024 00:34
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I'm glad this made it to twitter https://twitter.com/inglesongrey/status/1747740979233231251
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Jan 18, 2024 00:36
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I'm going to be brave and state that I'll be able to lol at pretty much any outcome from this election
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Jan 18, 2024 00:37
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Failed Imagineer posted:I'm going to be brave and state that I'll be able to lol at pretty much any outcome from this election That is your right as an Irishman
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Jan 18, 2024 00:41
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