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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

rotinaj posted:

Trump being voiced by Tony jay would be extremely bad

A voice like that could make trump’s nazi rhetoric more palatable to the masses

I want to hear Tony Jay say "Obamna" and that's it.

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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
i forget what page it was people were talking about payments, but to answer that:

in general it's pretty difficult to compel payments from bank accounts, but it does happen. mostly the plaintiff needs to show that the person they're trying to get money from has a known habit of aggressively refusing to pay their bills, which, uh, isn't hard to do in trump's case when he's stiffed many entire CITIES. and at that point you get orders to loot standing money out of their bank accounts (which all have to KYC you so your banks definitely know who you are and can absolutely be compelled to turn over account information to the government), and/or garnish your earnings.

all of that takes a lot of time though so what's most likely to happen is that trump will die in the next 2-ish years and Carrol will have a claim against his estate.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?


LBJ's things are very funny because people (usually people who go to school and can read) always think they were interesting facts about some weird dissertation on a complex man and masculinity and power and blah blah blah but they're always wrong. That's just rural Texan behavior-- dudes who don't give a poo poo about anything and make dick jokes and talk about taking dumps and drink a bunch and cheat on their wives. If you give them money and power they wear nicer clothes.. and make dick jokes and talk about taking dumps and drink a bunch and cheat on their wives.

Sometimes a dude showing off his dick is just a dude showing off his dick.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Coolguye posted:

(which all have to KYC you so your banks definitely know who you are and can absolutely be compelled to turn over account information to the government),


:hai: yes, of course, they have to verify that you are one of the 96 quite bitter beings

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007





do u think donald knows about Bonsai Buddy or could eric install it on his PC for him???

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
I hate to be a downer, but it's hard to laugh at any of this stuff. I'm nervous as all hell and it's January. No matter how much poo poo is one to him nothing works because they won't actually take any action. I want to lol, but I'm too scared... :smith:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

"ms habba are you aware that you are not wearing pants?"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Waffleopolis posted:

I hate to be a downer, but it's hard to laugh at any of this stuff. I'm nervous as all hell and it's January. No matter how much poo poo is one to him nothing works because they won't actually take any action. I want to lol, but I'm too scared... :smith:

The man is sitting in a courtroom to decide how many millions of dollars he will have to pay because he was already found guilty. Hard to say "they won't actually take any action"

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Waffleopolis posted:

I hate to be a downer, but it's hard to laugh at any of this stuff. I'm nervous as all hell and it's January. No matter how much poo poo is one to him nothing works because they won't actually take any action. I want to lol, but I'm too scared... :smith:

if you think none of this matters, you haven't been paying attention

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Waffleopolis posted:

nothing works because they won't actually take any action

People were saying this very thing about him in regards to him actually being sued/charged with crimes. Now he's a confirmed rapist who's already embroiled in another legal proceeding related to the defamation case that he lost and can't seem to shut the gently caress up about, he is on the verge of losing all his business licenses in New York, and he has 91 criminal charges spread across four indictments (some of which are state-level charges that can't be handled by a presidential pardon).

Maybe wait until some actual verdicts are handed down before dooming and glooming like this?

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

digital penitence posted:

Was looking at photos of him leaving the courthouse today, and it looks like he got some of his makeup on his hand while reapplying his bronzer before leaving, lol





That doesn't look like bronzer to me. It looks like... something else.

:nws: :nms: https://physicaldiagnosispdx.com/infectious-disease-m/syphilis-rash/ :nms: :nws:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Waffleopolis posted:

I hate to be a downer, but it's hard to laugh at any of this stuff. I'm nervous as all hell and it's January. No matter how much poo poo is one to him nothing works because they won't actually take any action. I want to lol, but I'm too scared... :smith:

Consider taking a break from this thread. Court / legal stuff tends to move slow, and unless you have a firm grasp of the logistics of running a trial or hearing, it can be extremely frustrating to watch these things unfold at their own pace. Rules of evidence, for example, tend to drive laypeople insane.

Cerrtain examples . circumstances notwithstanding (like the Florida Chudge trying to slow-walk the J6 case), court is where these things will be most effective, as the courts generally aren't influenced by day-to-day posting.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jan 18, 2024

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
even without the verdicts, look at a photo of trump a year ago vs any picture of him at the iowa caucus and tell me that poo poo hasn't mattered

a huge part of trump's god-emperor facade with the chuds is that people came at him with tons of stuff for like 15 years, and he never once lost that signature dumbfuck smile, his swagger, his aura of invincibility. even if you want to somehow say that none of the verdicts will matter, just the process of bringing them has shown everyone who cares to look that the "god-emperor" can bleed.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

GreatGreen posted:

That doesn't look like bronzer to me. It looks like... something else.

:nws: :nms: https://physicaldiagnosispdx.com/infectious-disease-m/syphilis-rash/ :nms: :nws:

I concur with this diagnosis

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

nine-gear crow posted:

Alina Habba's so bad at this poo poo they call her Miss Trial :haw:

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Vire posted:

How would you even have laws against this? His lawyer is going to be disbarred and he could be found in contempt and thrown in jail under the existing legal framework. The issue is no one is actually using the tools they have to censure them.

Sure but the money still clears after they use the process for fundraising. The lawyer goes on to become part of the Fox News Cinematic Universe grift machine, or more likely is abandoned because they're a gullible idiot.

I think having a law in place to specifically call out this behavior is a useful tool to have not only to upend appeals court abuses but so that successfully invoking it will highlight to juries what the opposition is doing and are more primed to punish them for bad behavior. It would create disincentives to use active court cases as a fundraising tactic.

I'm all for fundraising off the outcomes of court cases. But during it itself is a virtuous cycle that rewards misdeeds. We -want- lawyers practicing law. Not fundraising.

Nelson Mandingo fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Jan 18, 2024

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




:golfclap:

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
i'm gonna be controversial here and say it would be extremely funny if trump repaid some of these court awards with campaign money

by the transitive property, chud money would become victim money

that seems like math i can get behind

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

GreatGreen posted:

That doesn't look like bronzer to me. It looks like... something else.

:nws: :nms: https://physicaldiagnosispdx.com/infectious-disease-m/syphilis-rash/ :nms: :nws:

trump_hiss.mov ends before he finishes saying the word 'ttttthhhhhhhyphilith"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003

He 100% does not even know her loving name.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TulliusCicero posted:

:hmbol:

How the gently caress is this real

Why does he have dicks on his head

How does he stop like any female supervillain ever? Does he just turn into the Tex Avery Wolf at the first sign of booba?

...Can we make a thread just to explore this fascinating subgenre of comic?

GBS would have a fuckin field day with a Photoshop thread or some poo poo

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Wonder what hole she's going to be buried on.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

GBS would have a fuckin field day with a Photoshop thread or some poo poo

Release the pages!

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
If they made a biopic about trump he wouldn't even watch it, he'd make eric fast forward to all the action sequences

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


“Melania, so sorry your mother died. She was a big fan of mine. Well, I’m off to a rally now, bye.”

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
But I thought today's court proceedings were making it impossible for him to attend the funeral?

Are you saying he LIED about it??????

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Oscar Wild posted:

Wonder what hole she's going to be buried on.

Her body will increase the value of MAL by another billion.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

:lol: you know he’s pissed off about having to go and will never mention it again

He saw a way to try to delay his legal poo poo and got told No. So the only reason he posted this is because he wants to whine. ME ME ME!

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Coolguye posted:

i forget what page it was people were talking about payments, but to answer that:

in general it's pretty difficult to compel payments from bank accounts, but it does happen. mostly the plaintiff needs to show that the person they're trying to get money from has a known habit of aggressively refusing to pay their bills, which, uh, isn't hard to do in trump's case when he's stiffed many entire CITIES. and at that point you get orders to loot standing money out of their bank accounts (which all have to KYC you so your banks definitely know who you are and can absolutely be compelled to turn over account information to the government), and/or garnish your earnings.

all of that takes a lot of time though so what's most likely to happen is that trump will die in the next 2-ish years and Carrol will have a claim against his estate.
Trump's already posted the full amount of the original judgment as bond against the appeal. Unless the CA2 or SCOTUS disturbs the judgment, that's guaranteed money just waiting for the appellate process to run itself out.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Alinna habba gonna be mad e Jean gets paid before she ever does

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Cat Hassler posted:

:lol: you know he’s pissed off about having to go and will never mention it again

He saw a way to try to delay his legal poo poo and got told No. So the only reason he posted this is because he wants to whine. ME ME ME!

But if he is going to a rally first, that means he is gonna spend the entire speech whining about how unfair it is that he had to be up here, entirely without irony

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Trump (and the right wing in general) has an absolutely massive victimhood complex that drives all of his feelings of aggrievement. Kaplan was right; Trump would love to get thrown out of his own damages trial because it would give him yet another thing to whine about.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
Maybe someone's just waiting to say:

Habba Habba

:wink:

It's not even difficult to imagine her entire speech being just her own last name being said repeatedly with different inflections, like a pokemon (specifically, wobbuffet)

Habba. Habba Habba! HaBbah! Haaaaaaabah! Habba! Habba hab habababa!

notwithoutmyanus fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jan 18, 2024

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

kw0134 posted:

Trump's already posted the full amount of the original judgment as bond against the appeal. Unless the CA2 or SCOTUS disturbs the judgment, that's guaranteed money just waiting for the appellate process to run itself out.

oh, yeah, i forgot about that. good call.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Give me pornography or give me death!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Froghammer posted:

Trump (and the right wing in general) has an absolutely massive victimhood complex that drives all of his feelings of aggrievement. Kaplan was right; Trump would love to get thrown out of his own damages trial because it would give him yet another thing to whine about.

It worse than that, their victimhood is completely derived from their own awful behavior. "Woke culture is completely out of control, can you believe HR told me they will fire me because I won't stop misgendering and deadnaming my coworker?"

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Buce posted:

I agree that trump suffering damages sounds like a good idea

:emptyquote:

kazil posted:

he could shut up

lanoire_doubt_highquality.webp

Outpost22 posted:

Give me pornography or give me death!

Give me death, either little or big!

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Alan Smithee posted:

Alinna habba gonna be mad e Jean gets paid before she ever does

I mean she's dumb as hell, but is she really dumb enough not to get paid in advance? I mean she can't be Giuliani dumb right?

Thinking about it, it is actually possible she is near Giuliani levels of dumb.

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