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John Wick of Dogs posted:Obama looks so bad right now tbh I don't know if he makes it to 70. Especially given he was a smoker for like 30 years Smoking always feels so weird to me, it's like you smoke for 5 years in your 20s and you get COPD and throat cancer at 57 or you are 98 sitting in a wheelchair in a nursing home parking lot asking why god hasn't just dragged you to hell already as you open your second pack of the day.
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Jan 18, 2024 04:35
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The think I keep thinking is all of these trials must be making that baboon heart have a real workout which means it will get weaker
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Jan 18, 2024 04:36
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Is that the point of all the trials? To get Rump's heart to explode? 
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Jan 18, 2024 04:38
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Outpost22 posted:Is that the point of all the trials? To get Rump's heart to explode? Judges were out here playing 4d chess all along.
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Jan 18, 2024 04:39
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hmm wonder why this is trending
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Jan 18, 2024 04:40
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Obama looks so bad right now tbh I don't know if he makes it to 70. Especially given he was a smoker for like 30 years He looks fine...?
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Jan 18, 2024 04:40
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PainterofCrap posted:He looks fine...? I also think he looks fine, not the youngest 62 out there, but nowhere even near the worst.
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Jan 18, 2024 04:41
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Obama's falling into that Netflix money which will surely give him some youth
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Jan 18, 2024 04:43
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Three Olives posted:Smoking always feels so weird to me, it's like you smoke for 5 years in your 20s and you get COPD and throat cancer at 57 or you are 98 sitting in a wheelchair in a nursing home parking lot asking why god hasn't just dragged you to hell already as you open your second pack of the day. My uncle started smoking as a teenager and smoked into his late 60s when his second wife finally convinced him to quit. A few years later he developed fatal lung cancer, one of the only lung cancers with no known link to smoking. My dude, I bed you wished you had smoke some more cigarets, don't you?
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Jan 18, 2024 04:43
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MrQwerty posted:She totally acknowledged, in an interview like last week, "I got hired as his lawyer because I'm hot"
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Jan 18, 2024 04:45
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Every time trump describes his dementia test it gets funnier. Soon it is going to be telling the difference between a person, a woman, a man, a camera, and a TV
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Jan 18, 2024 04:52
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kazil posted:hmm wonder why this is trending Everyone who still uses Twitter has some kind of terminal brainrot?
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Jan 18, 2024 04:54
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The best part is the implication of, "I bet none of you dipshits could pick out the whale, and that's why only I can fix America"
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Jan 18, 2024 04:55
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Post itt every time Trump can tell a giraffe from a whale.
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Jan 18, 2024 05:00
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MrQwerty posted:The best part is the implication of, "I bet none of you dipshits could pick out the whale, and that's why only I can fix America" Given the crowds he is speaking in front of he’s not wrong
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Jan 18, 2024 05:01
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MrQwerty posted:The best part is the implication of, "I bet none of you dipshits could pick out the whale, and that's why only I can fix America" "Also, they asked me a basic math question. You wouldn't believe how difficult." "So, like, calculate the volume of a sphere in your head?" "Oh god no, it wasn't anything easy like that, they asked me to divide a number."
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Jan 18, 2024 05:01
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This is your annual reminder to the latest 'outraged over Trump's behaviour' posts that he is a malignant narcissist who got the world to change to what he wanted or had it happen in a way he could lie about it whose brain is becoming pudding, and that he will not stop doing this stuff because he literally cannot. He probably couldn't, sooner or later, even if you held a gun to his head 24/7 and told him the first time he hosed up, he was dead. The man is not worth devoting any emotional energy to. (Circumstances where Trump and more accurately his knock on effects have negatively affected you or someone you care about excluded, of course.)
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Jan 18, 2024 05:12
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When I was in middle school some administrators came and got me for a special test, they asked me poo poo like what these animals are and where's the square, rectangle, and I aced that poo poo and got to stay in my special classes.
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Jan 18, 2024 05:20
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These people aren't even voting in the election. They are voting for who their party will tell them to vote for in the election. And they aren't voting because their vote is needed, or valued. The bloke they are voting for is already winning by lots, and they could have stayed home with a mug of tea, and they would have changed nothing. Oh, and Trump still wouldn't give them the time of day.
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Jan 18, 2024 05:22
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Goddammit I just watched a Norm MacDonald interview with Larry King from 2016 and he’s talking about how he thinks Trump would be a good president Like, I know John Lydon is a MAGA shithead who loving sold his soul years ago but Norm? I guess if you’re a celebrity with a lot of money you’ll just support the candidate less likely to raise your taxes
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Jan 18, 2024 05:24
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CannonFodder posted:But it will look good on her resume! Really reminds me of that Lionel Hutz line. "I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer."
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Jan 18, 2024 05:25
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Cat Hassler posted:Goddammit I just watched a Norm MacDonald interview with Larry King from 2016 and he’s talking about how he thinks Trump would be a good president Norm was also a hardcore fundie Christian who, and I may be misquoting him "didn't believe in science."
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Jan 18, 2024 05:25
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vaginite posted:When I was in middle school some administrators came and got me for a special test, they asked me poo poo like what these animals are and where's the square, rectangle, and I aced that poo poo and got to stay in my special classes. Did you happen to take a short sized bus to school?
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Jan 18, 2024 05:30
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BrigadierSensible posted:Norm was also a hardcore fundie Christian who, and I may be misquoting him "didn't believe in science." With Norm it was hard to tell where the shitposting stops and the actual sincerely-held beliefs begin. He said a lot of stuff just because it got a rise out of interviewers.
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Jan 18, 2024 05:30
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Norm was good about being under the radar about his beliefs, unlike most people. He was just drat good at his comedy and didn’t let it bleed over into public perception, so good in fact that his… thoughts on female comics even managed to not get him cancelled for being jerky. edit: But hey he’s dead, so lol Cliche Guevara fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Jan 18, 2024 |
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Jan 18, 2024 05:31
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Jesus Christ https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1747751997938254121?s=20 quote:
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Jan 18, 2024 05:32
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I remember seeing Norm commenting on how he didn't care for it when other comedians joked about Christianity. Like that was something that crossed a line for him. Made me cringe to hear.
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Jan 18, 2024 05:33
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Outpost22 posted:Did you happen to take a short sized bus to school? No it was a big ol' bus BEEP BEEP! Mr. Andrews the driver let me drive it one time, I wasn't actually driving tho my mom told me later but it was fun!
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Jan 18, 2024 05:36
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Cliche Guevara posted:Norm always was under the radar about his beliefs, like a lot of people - that is, if your talent outweighs anyone willing to question it. He did a great job of not letting it bleed into his comedy. He also had some not-so-positive thoughts about female comics - even though he wrote for the “Roseanne” in the 90s. I think as far as anyone could tell he was legitimately pretty libertarian, in a the government can just gently caress off and leave people alone type way, rather than the more usually GOP companies are brilliant and left to their own devices will solve everything type way, or creepy why do we need these age of consent laws anyway type way. Stunt-Puffin posted:I remember seeing Norm commenting on how he didn't care for it when other comedians joked about Christianity. Like that was something that crossed a line for him. Made me cringe to hear. Particularly when his whole thing was just crossing any lines he stumbled upon. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Jan 18, 2024 |
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Jan 18, 2024 05:38
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I think Drew Carey was the libertarian comedian who had the realization that "Oh wait we actually need some of this stuff", but it could have been someone else.
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Jan 18, 2024 05:40
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the thing about norm is he would lie constantly if he thought it was funny. even about things that absolutely don't matter, like making up a different birthday whenever he was asked.
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Jan 18, 2024 05:40
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Christopher Rufo making Florida a sanctuary state for mediocre white boys.
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Jan 18, 2024 05:45
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Stunt-Puffin posted:I remember seeing Norm commenting on how he didn't care for it when other comedians joked about Christianity. Like that was something that crossed a line for him. Made me cringe to hear. I think a lot of us are just so attached to rear end in a top hat conservative ideology being tied to religion, like, even on like the mainstream tolerant side that we forget that there are religious people just kind of doing their own thing. My husband is completely non-religious, as I am and I remember going over to his parents for the first time and being like "Uh, why are there bible verses everywhere, you never mentioned that your family is really religious, was that not difficult for you growing up as a gay kid?" "What, no, my mother hates organized religion, we never went to church, she loves you as my partner, like, she is not even pretending, she wants us to be gay and happy. She just likes to pray sometimes." It felt so weird, I had never considered the idea that there were people that were both super religious and also like, gently caress the church, every last one of them, and I love my gay son and his husband."
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Jan 18, 2024 05:49
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Stink Billyums posted:the thing about norm is he would lie constantly if he thought it was funny. even about things that absolutely don't matter, like making up a different birthday whenever he was asked.
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Jan 18, 2024 05:50
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On the other side https://twitter.com/madkisonews/status/1747713737115750516?s=20
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Jan 18, 2024 05:53
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mannerup posted:wait a second, are you telling me that comedian Norm MacDonald did not actually think that Adolf Hitler was a compelling figure with a hypnotic gaze that would make him fall in love with the man with his big beautiful ocean eyes when he said that?
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Jan 18, 2024 06:07
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Norm McDonald is dead? I am always finding out about these celebrity deaths in this thread of all places.
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Jan 18, 2024 06:11
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Ghostlight posted:i gotta read up about this adolf hitler guy I tried, but after a while of searching the internet all I could find on the internet about him was mannerup talking about him having lovely big beautiful ocean eyes. Honestly I think mannerup may just be talking about some random male model they know or something? :shurg:
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Jan 18, 2024 06:16
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Norm McDonald is dead? I am always finding out about these celebrity deaths in this thread of all places.
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Jan 18, 2024 06:17
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Hey remember when Dave Chappelle was all "let's give Trump a chance" right after he was elected in 2016
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