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Alina Habba needs the love of a good man to straighten her out. I think she’s trying to find happiness and fulfillment from her job and fame and fortune when all she really needs is love.
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Jan 18, 2024 06:17
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bird with big dick posted:Alina Habba needs the love of a good man to straighten her out. I think she’s trying to find happiness and fulfillment from her job and fame and fortune when all she really needs is love. I hear Giuliani single. 
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Jan 18, 2024 06:19
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get outta here with that dave chapelle stuff. take it to a wizardmaster thread
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Jan 18, 2024 06:21
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dr_rat posted:I hear Giuliani single. Nah, you can’t get associated with the actual worst lawyer ever as Habina, you can live a comfortable life in his shadow because at least you didn’t throw your life and career away that hard. Habina stinks but Rudy is like an air compressor supplied by a sewer vent, it’s just raw, concentrated rear end stank figuratively (and literally apparently).
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Jan 18, 2024 06:38
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mannerup posted:I didn't even know he was sick He was killed by ManGrates.
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Jan 18, 2024 06:40
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bird with big dick posted:Alina Habba needs the love of a good man to straighten her out. I think she’s trying to find happiness and fulfillment from her job and fame and fortune when all she really needs is love. She needs to travel to her small home town in Vermont for the holidays where the local Christmas tree farm and it's sexy single dad owner are being put out of business by the big city tree conglomerate.
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Jan 18, 2024 06:48
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kdrudy posted:big city tree conglomerate They're called "forests" aren't they?
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Jan 18, 2024 06:49
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Tree Bucket posted:They're called "forests" aren't they? Yeah and California should rake the forest floors to take care of the wildfire problem According to the stable genius who’s the subject of this thread
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Jan 18, 2024 06:55
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Getting caught up on the thread and are people turning on Norm now? The guy was a human shitpost in the best ways. He was blatantly apolitical and leaned in to anything to piss people off and if you take anything he ever said seriously, you are missing the point. Even if he tried to imply you should take his stance seriously, he would quickly disarm the whole thing with his next joke. He was a classic comic that really only cared about a laugh no matter what it takes.
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Jan 18, 2024 07:00
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Lifespan posted:Getting caught up on the thread and are people turning on Norm now? The guy was a human shitpost in the best ways. He was blatantly apolitical and leaned in to anything to piss people off and if you take anything he ever said seriously, you are missing the point. Even if he tried to imply you should take his stance seriously, he would quickly disarm the whole thing with his next joke. He was a classic comic that really only cared about a laugh no matter what it takes. Oh I don't think anyone here thinks he wasn't a truly great comic, and what ever he's politics were he kept them out of his comedy. Think people just speculate abit because he was by all accounts a pretty interesting guy. Other comics often have pretty wild stories about him.
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Jan 18, 2024 07:08
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The Norm McDonald 'thing' is probably in the same camp as the earlier discussed Daily Show and South Park 'things'. If you're taking legitimate life advice from it, you have taken a wrong turn or two somewhere, or are so dumb that something will brainworm you sooner or later so why bother fretting?
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Jan 18, 2024 07:11
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Hang on, what's a parking lot lawyer? Is it some weird american thing?
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Jan 18, 2024 07:15
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Tree Bucket posted:Hang on, what's a parking lot lawyer? Is it some weird american thing? she literally was a lawyer for her husband's parking lot company
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Jan 18, 2024 07:21
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freemandela posted:she literally was a lawyer for her husband's parking lot company ...why does a parking lot need a lawyer?
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Jan 18, 2024 07:22
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Hey don't knock it, those parking spots make more per hour than most of the people parking in them
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Jan 18, 2024 07:23
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Tree Bucket posted:...why does a parking lot need a lawyer? People wreck, you legally steal and impound people's cars when you don't want them parked there, parking lots are giant liability generators
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Jan 18, 2024 07:23
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I could have been a parking lot if I'd stayed in college 
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Jan 18, 2024 07:25
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Are you seriously telling me that the legal team assembled by the President of the United States consists of a person who specializes in denying it's their fault your car got a scratch in the paintwork
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Jan 18, 2024 07:28
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Also all the parking lots are lawyer'ing up up as once they take over 51% of a city they should be able to legally claim it. Closet at the moment is San Bernardino, California at 49%. 
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Jan 18, 2024 07:29
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It's cause Trump is a terrible client
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Jan 18, 2024 07:31
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Tree Bucket posted:Are you seriously telling me that the legal team assembled by the President of the United States consists of a person who specializes in denying it's their fault your car got a scratch in the paintwork I mean, it's a step up from Sydney "Crackin'" Powell or Rudy "Noun, Verb, Chapter 11" Giuliani. Is it really surprising having seen that?
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Jan 18, 2024 07:33
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Yeah trump hires plenty of terrible lawyers. May as well post this again as always relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhy5Y8xVHS0 A list of all trumps lawyers and how terrible they are! The most surprising thing is being reminded he does somehow still have a few good lawyers still employed, they're just vastly outnumbered by the terrible.
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Jan 18, 2024 07:36
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habba probably imagines herself as a scrappy underdog taking on the system like a josh grisham character
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Jan 18, 2024 07:36
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dr_rat posted:Also all the parking lots are lawyer'ing up up as once they take over 51% of a city they should be able to legally claim it. Wait, the parking lots can claim the city or the city can claim the parking lots?
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Jan 18, 2024 07:40
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Chimp_On_Stilts posted:Wait, the parking lots can claim the city or the city can claim the parking lots? The parking lots can claim the cities of course to do what with they may. 51% ownership rules. I assume they'd just ban all those annoying cars that park on them destroying their vast wastelands beauty.
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Jan 18, 2024 07:45
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Chimp_On_Stilts posted:Wait, the parking lots can claim the city or the city can claim the parking lots? The parking lots probably get more electoral college votes than the people living around them.
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Jan 18, 2024 07:53
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Tree Bucket posted:Hang on, what's a parking lot lawyer? Is it some weird american thing? injury lawyers or ambulance chasers I assume E: oh
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Jan 18, 2024 08:01
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They called them Shade Tree Lawyers back in my time
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Jan 18, 2024 08:12
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Cat Hassler posted:They called them Shade Tree Lawyers back in my time Isn't tree law meant to be one of the most punitive in the US? I remember every time Tree law comes up posters always mention that. Trump really should commit more tree crimes.
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Jan 18, 2024 08:30
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dr_rat posted:Isn't tree law meant to be one of the most punitive in the US? I remember every time Tree law comes up posters always mention that. I don’t know if raping a tree is against the law
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Jan 18, 2024 08:43
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Cat Hassler posted:I don’t know if raping a tree is against the law I mean they're constantly dousing us in their own pollens
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Jan 18, 2024 08:56
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Tree Bucket posted:I mean they're constantly dousing us in their own pollens I do not consent 
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Jan 18, 2024 09:01
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Obama looks so bad right now tbh I don't know if he makes it to 70. Especially given he was a smoker for like 30 years ??? obama looks fine, just old. everyone gets old, he's 62 years old. 
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Jan 18, 2024 10:01
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dr_rat posted:Isn't tree law meant to be one of the most punitive in the US? I remember every time Tree law comes up posters always mention that. 
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Jan 18, 2024 10:21
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Initially people voted for the Nazis because Germany was coming out of a comically awful economic crush and it was a turbulent time, and they offered a populist message that was convenient and pleasing to many people. They seemed to have answers, they seemed to have the political will to improve things in Germany, and they said the lovely situation in Germany wasn't the Germans' fault, it was the fault of Others. And at that point they were just another populist party in a country full of populist parties. I know I'm a million pages behind, because this thread has been very active these last few days - but Nazi economy was very lovely and unsustainable - TimeGhost has a good episode on this from their Between Two Wars series (that eerily mirrors Trumponomics) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHAN-RPJTiE Now I'm going back to page 185 to catch up on the rest
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Jan 18, 2024 11:07
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Cat Hassler posted:I don’t know if raping a tree is against the law Only if it's an anthropomorphic* tree *punishable in Oklahoma
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Jan 18, 2024 11:13
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More info on the Michigan GOP financial woes:quote:Bank: Michigan GOP defaulted on $500K loan, hasn’t made payment in months https://www.bridgemi.com/michigan-government/bank-michigan-gop-defaulted-500k-loan-hasnt-made-payment-months There is also fighting about who is actually in charge of the state party. The new leadership is going to defend the default on a loan payment with "Actually, it is the banks fault that the loan has not been repaid"  quote:"It's an illusion that (the debt) is a function of the Karamo administration,” her executive director, Jim Copas, told Bridge Michigan on Wednesday. "The Karamo administration has never taken one penny or created one-cent worth of debt with Comerica.”
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Jan 18, 2024 11:47
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Tree Bucket posted:...why does a parking lot need a lawyer? I mean there's property damage, theft, to cars. Parking lots also generate a lot of cash based revenue, so you get IRS legal problems on top of the liability & normal business law.
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Jan 18, 2024 11:53
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Onkel Hedwig posted:More info on the Michigan GOP financial woes: They watched a youtube video about getting out of debt and sent a certified letter and are dusting their hands.
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Jan 18, 2024 11:56
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wow it's so weird that the GOP just keeps having all these financial issues must be a fluke, since they are the party of fiscal responsibility
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