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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Anders posted:

I know I'm a million pages behind, because this thread has been very active these last few days - but Nazi economy was very lovely and unsustainable - TimeGhost has a good episode on this from their Between Two Wars series (that eerily mirrors Trumponomics)

Of course, I'd never claim otherwise and if I gave the impression that I was, my apologies.

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Lifespan posted:

Getting caught up on the thread and are people turning on Norm now? The guy was a human shitpost in the best ways. He was blatantly apolitical and leaned in to anything to piss people off and if you take anything he ever said seriously, you are missing the point. Even if he tried to imply you should take his stance seriously, he would quickly disarm the whole thing with his next joke. He was a classic comic that really only cared about a laugh no matter what it takes.

He groped a friend of mine when she asked for a photo with him

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

OMFG FURRY posted:

wow it's so weird that the GOP just keeps having all these financial issues

must be a fluke, since they are the party of fiscal responsibility

It's time we run this country like we run a Republican household:

Entirely on debt with lots of "Toys for the Boys" we don't need, but you know, our "heritage".


*checks out new line of snowmobiles....

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Here's to hoping Alina Habbas has a gynecologist with cold hands and no depth perception!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop

This is one of those times

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1747629567966093649?s=20

https://youtu.be/FG4O0_C2ED0?si=7PlBgcgn1dvnIxnd







This is the most roundabout way to request the internet to draw a ton of porn featuring your character that I’ve ever seen.

Normally I just ask people to draw my Elden Ring character having sex with Sonic and that seems to work alright but I guess this will accomplish that too

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Here's to hoping Alina Habbas has a gynecologist with cold hands and no depth perception!

What an odd thing to say

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Post ITT every time you LOL that Trump is a Colossal Man

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Surely the word "colossal" is only used in front of 2 things these days; "waste of time", and "fuckup"??

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Chrpno posted:

Surely the word "colossal" is only used in front of 2 things these days; "waste of time", and "fuckup"??

"burger"

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
Like a Colossal Man, and we petty men
Walk under his huge rear end and peep about
To find ourselves dishonorable graves.

Men at some time are masters of their fates.
The fault, dear goon, is not in our LOLs
But in ourselves, that we are woke libs.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Here's to hoping Alina Habbas has a gynecologist with cold hands and no depth perception!

I hope her next poo poo is a hedgehog!

Fake edit - I forgot you Americans don't have hedgehogs, here you go

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Of course, I'd never claim otherwise and if I gave the impression that I was, my apologies.

I didn't mean to put words in your mouth, you're good my goon - I just wanted to share the video to dispel the myth that Nazi Germany was good with economics before the war. They pretty much hosed their economy to the point where they had to go to war and steal poo poo from other nations to not go into a new and more devastating recession

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

nine-gear crow posted:

Everyone who still uses Twitter has some kind of terminal brainrot?

People are saying the photo of trump with what appears to be bronzer on his hands actually shows some sort of syphilis rash and well syphilis also causes brain damage

(It's pretty obviously just bronzer on his hand)

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

dr_rat posted:

Isn't tree law meant to be one of the most punitive in the US? I remember every time Tree law comes up posters always mention that.

Trump really should commit more tree crimes.
Tree law arises because trees are (in the law) important economic assets and also are things that take decades if not centuries to grow. Treble damages, being forced to replant illegally felled trees with mature trees of the same type, condemnation of buildings erected over the site of those trees, basically if you get a judgment against you that involves tree law you should simply go straight into bankruptcy.

Unfortunately Trump's probably not gotten caught violating tree law (which isn't a body of law per se but still very funny to reference) but we can hope.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Lol https://twitter.com/TrumpDailyPosts/status/1747952069397577821?t=shJ24BbXkhUhjS5IBY_2hA&s=19

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



He's back tweeting!

Oh wait no


lmao at all-capsing his way through the calm and level-headed hypothetical example

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:

https://twitter.com/aterkel/status/1747745190448624110?s=20

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

A PRESIDENT NEEDS ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY SO DARK BRANDON CAN DRONE STRIKE MEEEEE!!!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Up all night, angry postin'

11:19pm


11:42pm


12:58am


1:59am


2:43am

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

kazil posted:

Trump dumps

lol didn't read

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
“SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET THE COPS GET AWAY WITH KILLING AN UNARMED BLACK KID”

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Posting through it.

I'm glad to see Trump agrees that Joe Biden should have full immunity from prosecution for ordering his assassination. I'd like someone to directly ask him that on video to see the bullshit.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
I'm guessing the chuds will be jerking off in the theatres over the upcoming Civil War movie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDyQxtg0V2w

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Liquid Chicken posted:

I'm guessing the chuds will be jerking off in the theatres over the upcoming Civil War movie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDyQxtg0V2w

It will unironically depend on whether their "side" wins or loses in the movie.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



funeral home DJ posted:

at least you didn’t throw your life and career away that hard.

Oh she still has a chance to do exactly this

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Frank Frank posted:

It will unironically depend on whether their "side" wins or loses in the movie.

They probably going to try and be apolitical somehow, so the two sides will be fighting over some stupid bullshit like if soft drinks are called "soda" or if their called "pop".

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003

Frank Frank posted:

It will unironically depend on whether their "side" wins or loses in the movie.

Well their side lost the last one and they can't stop celebrating the losers.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

kazil posted:

Up all night, angry postin'

Can the lack of sleep and his lovely diet finally just cause the fucker to stroke out already? I'd much prefer if it was a massive one-side-completely-paralyzed-for-life stroke as I'd love to see the drooling, slurring husk of humanity shatter his cult of personality but at this point I'll take the sweet, sweet release of his death.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

dr_rat posted:

They probably going to try and be apolitical somehow, so the two sides will be fighting over some stupid bullshit like if soft drinks are called "soda" or if their called "pop".

Is this an A24 movie? They did something similar where the premise was "coastal elites hunting MAGA people in the woods" or some poo poo a few years back. I'm not sure "apolitical" is the right word for it.

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009
The trailer seems to suggest California has allied with Texas so right off the hop I'm assuming it isn't based on any real world political divisions.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Dell_Zincht posted:

I hope her next poo poo is a hedgehog!

Fake edit - I forgot you Americans don't have hedgehogs, here you go



They're a popular exotic pet in the U.S.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



LOL "Giuliani Security & Safety, LLC"

https://twitter.com/emptywheel/status/1747980260283416714

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.899829/gov.uscourts.cacd.899829.23.0.pdf

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

John Wick of Dogs posted:

He groped a friend of mine when she asked for a photo with him
ha ha, that's so Norm!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



dr_rat posted:

Isn't tree law meant to be one of the most punitive in the US? I remember every time Tree law comes up posters always mention that.

Trump really should commit more tree crimes.

It's not that there are special tree laws that are extra punative, it's that trees are very expensive. There's literally decades of time that goes into producing one. And there are a lot of shitheads who don't give a gently caress because there are trees everywhere so who cares if they just chop down their neighbor's tree that's blocking their view. They can just get a new tree (sapling) for twenty bucks down at Home Depot if they complain. Those assholes are the ones who wind up eating tree law as they find out how much a tree actually costs.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Batterypowered7 posted:

They're a popular exotic pet in the U.S.

The librarian in my elementary school used bred them. She brought some in because of course every kid wanted to see a real hedgehog you know like sonic! I remember it being surprisingly soft.

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


bird food bathtub posted:

I'd love to see the drooling, slurring husk of humanity
Just watch one of his rallies!

bird food bathtub posted:

shatter his cult of personality
…poo poo

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

dr_rat posted:

They probably going to try and be apolitical somehow, so the two sides will be fighting over some stupid bullshit like if soft drinks are called "soda" or if their called "pop".

It’s “coke” and I will nuke you all to prove this

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Silly Burrito posted:

It’s “coke” and I will nuke you all to prove this

"Coke" is one specific type of soda, and thus your attempt at starting a war over this fails before it begins as those who believe in facts and reality infiltrate your attempted nuke attempt and turn it against you from the inside.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
It's so funny that he doesn't even come up with verbs beyond "do" so loving often

Do a deal
Not sign, negotiate, ratify, etc
DO A DEAL

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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Silly Burrito posted:

It’s “coke” and I will nuke you all to prove this
death to cokeheads :black101:

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