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the new update they added to Quake loads faster on my switch than on the PS5... that's a nother fail for Sony
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The Nintendo Hinge You can attach joycon to any side, even in TATE mode. In TATE mode, it folds in half outwards on a hinge, therefore you can play split screen games across from your friend. In TATE mode it is suitable for playing DS or 3DS games. Also like Hinge if you are a man you have to receive an invite
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 15:48 |
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man nurse posted:Time for all the funniest posters to workshop their milk dong release.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 15:50 |
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Its been so long since I played hollow knight...Hornet uses a needle and thread, right? Wonder if she'll use it as a grappling hook like Samus Yeah you can see her grapple in the trailers. Looks like more of a hookshot-style zip than a grapple beam-style swing.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 15:51 |
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Cheesus posted:Playing with my 8 year old is incredibly frustrating. It's way too distracting to me to focus on doing anything, let alone having any amount of fun. Mario Wonder co-op is at least a bit friendlier than the original NSMB Wii. But here's what I've figured: The person with the crown above their head controls the camera/scrolling. If that's you, you can run through the level unimpeded but other players will fall off the screen pretty quickly and die. If that's not you, then one of your kids is controlling the scrolling and so you're "locked" into that part of the screen until they're ready to move. To be honest, you can play here either way. If your kid is in control though, you probably want to focus on being a bodyguard and get rid of all the baddies while your kid comfortably does whatever. Also you can't manually switch who has the crown, but it does transfer on death. If one of the players dies they first turn into a ghost and you have five seconds to hit their ghost bubble and revive them, otherwise they take a life from the life pool. It helps if your kid actively tries to meet up with you, and does not help if they keep spamming the B button to float away. The Yoshis and Nabbit don't take contact damage, so if that's a problem for your kids then they might want to play as a Yoshi or Nabbit. It's probably worth paying attention to which badges are equipped. I'm still pretty early so the only "useful" one I got is the badge that earns coins from killing enemies, which is helpful to get 1ups since my kids keep blowing through lives. Cheesus posted:I'm assume that since the game allows up to four players, others who grew up playing SMB co op have no problem, but my old rear end did not grow up with it.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:07 |
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Mario Galaxy also has co-op though not with both characters in control of a Mario
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:13 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:the new update they added to Quake loads faster on my switch than on the PS5... that's a nother fail for Sony between this and portal 1 and 2 on switch, it's time for industry analysts to ask: what is sony THINKING
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:14 |
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Will f-zero 99 be on switch 2? It's a lot of fun and its sad it only came out at switch's twilight..
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:26 |
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man nurse posted:Time for all the funniest posters to workshop their Not feeling it today, sorry. Someone else can pick up the slack. Dr. Cool Aids posted:milk dong release. Thank you.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:32 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Mario Galaxy also has co-op though not with both characters in control of a Mario Odyssey lets one player be Mario and the other be the hat. My kid likes me to be Mario because he doesn't quite have the platforming skills for harder parts yet, but Mario can't recall the hat on demand anymore so it also means my hat is constantly off in some corner bumping into an NPC when I desperately try to throw it to save myself from a pit. It is like those fludd-less sunshine levels at all times.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:36 |
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ExcessBLarg! posted:Playing games with your kids is kind of like baking with your kids. You can't go in with the mindset of trying to make any actual progress on something difficult. Rather your role in it is to provide a semi-guided experience so that your kids can have fun and develop their skills. Might be worth playing solo Wonder after dark to actually 100% the courses. It's more that, he's much better at SMB-based games, so he's flying off at twice my speed and I'm struggling to stay with him on the screen. One bad move and I'm either constantly dying or flying my ghost to catch up with him with no way to get on par and it quickly becomes aggravating to me instead of any degree of fun or enjoyment of the experience. I also think with him and his character doing stuff, there's too much going on the screen, distracting my ape brain from focusing. I have a similar reaction trying to play a game like LEGO Brawls where his character's movement, his team's movement, my team's movement all "looks the same" and is just too much overload for me to focus on my character or what I'm even supposed to be doing. Less "getting good at it" and more "I don't even actually know what is going on here, what I'm supposed to be doing?" That said, we have played Good Job! and I think that kind of co-op presentation does a much better delineation of the character's environments and letting me focus. Same screen when you're really close, but breaks into two when you're in different areas. To be honest, he's the one asking me to play with him; I'm completely content to sit back and watch him go at it while I play my game later. If he really wants to play with me, I'm fine redirecting to another game like Kart. I was just wondering if I'm missing something fundamental about these particular games.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:38 |
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Agrias120 posted:Daemon X Machina really didn’t stick the landing. The story is a dumpster fire, and the choice to focus more on mech vs mech battles instead of fighting giant monsters/giant mechs kind of sucks. I was really impressed with it at first, but after finishing up the campaign I get why it was just a forgotten game at this point. Shame. I remember loving the demo and being excited about the game then completely forgot about it. I also recall the Direct that announced it seemed like such a weird video for Nintendo.... Direct starts and it just starts playing rock and showing giant robot battles... Not what I expected when I went to see the Nintendo News!
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:43 |
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man nurse posted:Time for all the funniest posters to workshop their Go on
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:44 |
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We have one spot open for a Nintendo Family Xpac sub: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3983185&pagenumber=10#post537180087 Come spend $10 to play Majora's Mask on your switch.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:52 |
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Electromax posted:Personally didn't like it much. Combat feels like a mashup of Bayo and W101 but in an overcomplicated way that is less fun than either of those individually, plus these long police investigation bits in between combat where you follow trails of red goo and do lightweight batman detective mode stuff are not compelling or very fun to play. Looks really good for a switch game and cool world/character design, but I was pretty disappointed in the actual game. I have done all-platinum runs in Bayo and DMC and whatever, but AC more felt like I was fighting the controls and camera rather than getting into a flow. John Wick of Dogs posted:Hollow Knight was too long and too big, so I hope for Silksong they stop about 60% of the way through objectively incorrect on both counts
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:52 |
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Switch 2 will be called Nintendo Swap because each console can be traded to others for a Streetpass-like game that will see support for nearly a year.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 16:56 |
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Stux posted:they can take as long as they need sa far as im concerned Same. I can wait, better they take the time they need to make it great and in their vision.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 17:05 |
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Cheesus posted:To be honest, he's the one asking me to play with him; I'm completely content to sit back and watch him go at it while I play my game later. He can also try playing as Yoshi and you can jump on his back and take a ride.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 17:26 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:The Nintendo Hinge It’s about time Nintendo called back the VS System Red Tent The Switch was a wild success so according to the Nintendo calendar it’s time to follow it up with a weird unmarketable gently caress-up let’s loving go
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Tempura Wizard posted:It’s about time Nintendo called back the VS System Red Tent I'm sure someone in the bowels of Nintendo R&D is working on a VR headset called the Virtual Boy 2.
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Vakal posted:I'm sure someone in the bowels of Nintendo R&D is working on a VR headset called the Virtual Boy 2. It's just "The Virtual Boy"
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ExcessBLarg! posted:Oh, do what my son does and blow through all your lies until he gets a Game Over. The he'll be forced to engage you as a player or just play alone. You forgot just one letter and it instantly made the post quite dark.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 17:52 |
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Lol at everybody assuming goon dad was frustrated with his 8 year old's skills and not the exact opposite
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 18:00 |
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Stux posted:objectively incorrect on both counts
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Waltzing Along posted:We have one spot open for a Nintendo Family Xpac sub: Remind me a few weeks before next year to live without my membership for a bit
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 18:05 |
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Hollow Knight is one of the greatest indie games ever made. haters? step out
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 18:07 |
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It's too long and too much traversal and the map is a bit annoying. I can say it, I got the true ending and 105 or 107%, whatever the percentage is for everything except the god home area
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 18:15 |
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Just finished Hades at the 28th time of asking, feeling good. Shield owns. Spear good too. Not a big fan of the bow or gun. I spent literally the last 500 coins I earned in the temple of Styx on a Hermes boon which turned out to be Legendary and gave my cast automatic recall, which given I'd buffed the hell out of it was absolutely perfect. I went in to Hades with 3 lives and killed him with 10hp remaining. Phew
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MaxDuo posted:It's just "The Virtual Boy" Virtual Boy VR Helmet + dual Power Gloves with haptic sensors on all fingers, plus a working version of the Sega Activator for full body mapping. Common Nintendo, fix the sins of the 90's!
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 18:24 |
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+ Senran Kagura
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 18:27 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:+ Senran Kagura Look, we just got rid of Azure Horizon again, we don't need Dark Tzitzimitl coming back.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 18:36 |
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The main goal of playing Mario with any kid is to find creative ways to constantly murder them in a way that gets the funniest reaction, and that is why Wonder is the worst Mario game of modern times while 3D World is the best.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 18:44 |
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DavidCameronsPig posted:The main goal of playing Mario with any kid is to find creative ways to constantly murder them
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 18:50 |
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Butterfly Valley posted:Just finished Hades at the 28th time of asking, feeling good. Shield owns. Spear good too. Not a big fan of the bow or gun. I spent literally the last 500 coins I earned in the temple of Styx on a Hermes boon which turned out to be Legendary and gave my cast automatic recall, which given I'd buffed the hell out of it was absolutely perfect. I went in to Hades with 3 lives and killed him with 10hp remaining. Phew Now do it again
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 19:20 |
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The ability to port your saves from steam to the switch for Hades is greatly appreciated. I had a save with 300+ runs on it before picking up a switch. Fully unlocked everything with the comfort of playing in bed ftw.
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Butterfly Valley posted:Just finished Hades at the 28th time of asking, feeling good. Shield owns. Spear good too. Not a big fan of the bow or gun. I spent literally the last 500 coins I earned in the temple of Styx on a Hermes boon which turned out to be Legendary and gave my cast automatic recall, which given I'd buffed the hell out of it was absolutely perfect. I went in to Hades with 3 lives and killed him with 10hp remaining. Phew Now do it again. And again. You're not finished yet. You'll know when you're finished, And even then you won't be finished.
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DavidCameronsPig posted:The main goal of playing Mario with any kid is to find creative ways to constantly murder them in a way that gets the funniest reaction, and that is why Wonder is the worst Mario game of modern times while 3D World is the best.
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https://twitter.com/Stealth40k/status/1748099056620958088
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No third party support
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