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Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?


reminds me of the moment i stopped talking to my grandfather after he said it was embarrassing to see a black woman working at a store

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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I miss renting movies. Being able to just pick out random horror movies and watch them was a blast. Streaming services loving suck now

I could not confirm any of those figures, the difference is less significant but the entirety of English language Netflix in 2022 was indeed fewer titles than a single video rental store

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Getting a big bottle of soda, bag of chips, renting a SNES with bomberman and having a couple friends over for a sleepover, sneaking onto the 386 to try and guess the leisure suit larry questions

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

mycomancy posted:

Have you watched all of these yet?
Sliders
Space: Above and Beyond
Earth 2
Lexx
The Outer Limits Remake
First Wave
Stargate: Universe
Babylon 5

If you've literally done all those, then I'd go into SeaQuest.

Edit:
I also forgot these!
Regenesis

Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, No but I heard stargate universe sucked, Yes, No

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Ruffian Price posted:


I could not confirm any of those figures, the difference is less significant but the entirety of English language Netflix in 2022 was indeed fewer titles than a single video rental store

Remember when Netflix was a service that would mail you physical DVD's, why can't it still do that

Also remember when they wanted Blockbuster to buy them and Blockbuster refused, lol

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Rauros posted:

reminds me of the moment i stopped talking to my grandfather after he said it was embarrassing to see a black woman working at a store

Black women, like all people should enjoy a life of leisure instead of being fed to the capitalist death machine

But that's probably not what he meant

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Ruffian Price posted:


I could not confirm any of those figures, the difference is less significant but the entirety of English language Netflix in 2022 was indeed fewer titles than a single video rental store

That math is really off. I can only see a large videostore getting to 7-10k individual disks.
Also keep in mind every tv season got split into 3-8 'titles' that way. Not to mention only 1 person at a time could watch a given copy.

The current media landscape sucks -that doesn't mean it didn't suck just as much back then. Hell, even more, since Netflex won't send you to collections with fake padded totals.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

mycomancy posted:

Have you watched all of these yet?
Sliders
Space: Above and Beyond
Earth 2
Lexx
The Outer Limits Remake
First Wave
Stargate: Universe
Babylon 5

If you've literally done all those, then I'd go into SeaQuest.

Edit:
I also forgot these!
Regenesis

you stupid loving BITCH



tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Smythe posted:

you stupid loving BITCH





U mad

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



tokin opposition posted:

my childhood blockbuster had a gamestop in the same building, woe is me that 11 year old tokin didn't get in on the infinite money glitch

Be careful what you wish for. You could get permanently banned* from trading games with Blockbuster Corp. if you hosed around and made too much money:






*unless you make a new account

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Be careful what you wish for. You could get permanently banned* from trading games with Blockbuster Corp. if you hosed around and made too much money:






*unless you make a new account

Permanently banned, starting next year

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
I used to work at a Hollywood video and it sucked because they didn't have games. But I did get a lot of cheap rear end DVDs, and my dad still tells people to this day how much he and my step-family loved getting Joe Dirt as a Christmas present. They wore out the tape so I got them the DVD and I am pretty sure he still watches it from time to time

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i bought a bunch of tropical fish for insanely cheap at petco, and one immediately died, but the rest i bred into fabulous colorations

I started out with white / black / dalmatian / gold and in the end had a fuckin green one and silver and a goddamn galaxy rear end black with iridescent scales one and they costed like $6 total. I think there were like at least 50 at one point there were too many to easily count.

welp that's my petco story

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

Coolness Averted posted:

That math is really off. I can only see a large videostore getting to 7-10k individual disks.
Also keep in mind every tv season got split into 3-8 'titles' that way. Not to mention only 1 person at a time could watch a given copy.

The current media landscape sucks -that doesn't mean it didn't suck just as much back then. Hell, even more, since Netflex won't send you to collections with fake padded totals.

I don't remember exactly how my blockbuster was set up, but the building was 50 feet wide and 100 feet deep. The aisles went across the width with a gap in the middle, so let's say 30 feet of shelf space on one side of one aisle. If there were ten aisles, leaving space for a big lobby, that would be 600 feet of shelf space. Add on 150 feet for the walls, go seven shelves high with two movie slots per foot, and that's 10500 slots, each able to hold several copies.

Apparently the bigger stores were in the 10000 square foot range. So even with a ton of repeats for new movies and popular movies, I could believe that a big store with 20-25k slots has 7-10k unique titles.

But a small blockbuster definitely won't have that. And it won't beat Netflix.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I remember poo poo like entire walls being dedicated to holding a billion copies of a single popular video that had just come out. Also maybe a fourth of the store was for buying stuff like used tapes they were getting rid of or just new movies you wanted to buy at blockbuster for some reason, and another third or fourth of the store was videogames.

Now I have been in a (somehow still alive) rental place that was way bigger than a blockbuster and even still had a loving beta section in tyool 2019 but that was definitely not the norm.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Shame Boy posted:

Remember when Netflix was a service that would mail you physical DVD's

Do I remember Autumn last year? Yeah kinda.

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender

Shame Boy posted:

Now I have been in a (somehow still alive) rental place that was way bigger than a blockbuster and even still had a loving beta section in tyool 2019 but that was definitely not the norm.

I bet the one person who still has a player for it is a really loyal customer.

:psyduck:

Peggotty
May 9, 2014

Shame Boy posted:

I remember poo poo like entire walls being dedicated to holding a billion copies of a single popular video that had just come out. Also maybe a fourth of the store was for buying stuff like used tapes they were getting rid of or just new movies you wanted to buy at blockbuster for some reason, and another third or fourth of the store was videogames.

It's funny that this is pretty much exactly how Netflix is in 2024 only they hide it by having the same 20 movies in 15 different categories that you can scroll through.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
So many wonderful touching stories... I always knew capitalism was great, but seeing just how much positive impact it had on everyone is eye-opening.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I liked when it destroyed Lowtax

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
That was good, wasn't it! Good for a bit of a giggle anyway

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I remember working at Blockbuster and having to aggressively sell those rewards programs. I got pretty good at it and eventually realized if I could sell one without the enticement of a free rental up front, I could hold onto the little coupon disc thing and use it the next time someone wanted to rent something and pocket the difference.

gently caress yeah i used to do similar poo poo in food service. in retrospect it was a huge mistake to give me the managers password

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I used to work at Anttila and I embezzled 200 000€ from them just before they went bankrupt.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



thats no way to address ur dominar

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Shame Boy posted:

Remember when Netflix was a service that would mail you physical DVD's, why can't it still do that

Also remember when they wanted Blockbuster to buy them and Blockbuster refused, lol

Lmao in college I had to watch a movie and research the actual history for some bullshit 301 course and for whatever reason (there was a list of 20 acceptable movies) I chose the last emperor and I actually signed up for mail order Netflix to get it (but then it was out of stock for a loving month because some rear end in a top hat never returned it so I had to buy a dvd off of Amazon and ended up getting a Chinese language version because I’m an idiot (and then I posted in gbs to bitch about that and got thoroughly and rightly mocked for being an absolute idiot))

HashtagGirlboss has issued a correction as of 17:58 on Jan 18, 2024

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Netflix used to have a really good website for the dvd service that has every movie available listed and it made good recommendations based on your favorites

that all went away

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

euphronius posted:

Netflix used to have a really good website for the dvd service that has every movie available listed and it made good recommendations based on your favorites

that all went away

everybody decided at once that they needed to make their service indispensable by owning the content itself rather than just being a library service so they could maximally rent-seek

result: no good library services, fifty content creation services that each have maybe 0.75 of a good show on average and hundreds of millions pissed away on garbage ones

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

HashtagGirlboss posted:

it was out of stock for a loving month because some rear end in a top hat never returned it

lmao sorry about that my bad bro

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

spacemang_spliff posted:

lmao sorry about that my bad bro

In choosing to believe this is true and not a joke because it’s really funny it’s true

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


fondly remembering Blockbuster Video is counter-revolutionary

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Kreeblah posted:

I bet the one person who still has a player for it is a really loyal customer.

:psyduck:

It's me. I'm that person.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

aw frig aw dang it posted:

fondly remembering Blockbuster Video is counter-revolutionary

The average goon is old enough to get Medicare what would you expect

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
FYI the library still exists in a lot of places and they have a good video section usually. That's how I watched Rome and many other things

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

tokin opposition posted:

The average goon is old enough to get Medicare what would you expect

we're all sorry for the concept of time but if it makes you feel better we all pay for it in the end

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Schmeichy posted:

FYI the library still exists in a lot of places and they have a good video section usually. That's how I watched Rome and many other things

my library co-op isn’t allowed to have Blu-rays

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

RandolphCarter posted:

my library co-op isn’t allowed to have Blu-rays

my library is also a co-op. a co-op run by the city of los angeles, supported by taxpayers therein. :discourse:

011824_6
Jan 19, 2024


this guy is preventing dollars and none of you people care

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

011824_6 posted:



this guy is preventing dollars and none of you people care

Please gently caress off.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

SniperWoreConverse posted:

i bought a bunch of tropical fish for insanely cheap at petco, and one immediately died, but the rest i bred into fabulous colorations

I started out with white / black / dalmatian / gold and in the end had a fuckin green one and silver and a goddamn galaxy rear end black with iridescent scales one and they costed like $6 total. I think there were like at least 50 at one point there were too many to easily count.

welp that's my petco story

After several years of working there all I can say is that the selling of animals via Petco is insanely unethical and I hope everyone from district manager on up burns in hell forever

e: that's my petco story

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Professor Beetus posted:

After several years of working there all I can say is that the selling of animals via Petco is insanely unethical and I hope everyone from district manager on up burns in hell forever

e: that's my petco story

The ones where I live don’t sell any live animals (maybe fish?) but that might be a state law thing

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